Author's Note Before Actual Chapter

I had a bit of a writing problem so I'm following some advice a relative gave me and so the chapters will be a bit different. Sorry for any inconvinience. ( Is that how you spell it? And lol, I sound like a store sign/person. ) Anyways, enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own My Little Pony or Star Wars. Star Wars belongs to Disney and MLP belongs to...uh...whoever owns it.

Darth Maul sat in front of the television, mind blank, as he watched his 500th episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic of the day. Darth Sidious shook his head upon entering the Sith lords's mansion, seeing Darth Maul watching that cursed, babyish, & *&#(* &*(#&# (&#(&# (& EVILLLL TV show, surrounded by My Little Pony toys. " I can't believe I trained a Brony. " Darth Sidious thought.

A couple hours later

Darth Vader, Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker and Han Solo were over for a guy's night. Darth Maul had left ( probably to get more My Little Pony junk ) and it was time for a movie. Darth Tyranus grabbed the remote and said, " Hey, why not we watch something on your PVR, Sidsy? " " Er, I'd rather not... " Darth Maul had taken up all the PVR space with My Little Pony. But it was too late, Tyranus was already selecting PVR. When Luke saw what was the title of every show recorded, he actually jumped through the ceiling. Han Solo did as well. Tyranus didn't really react much, he just knocked over the bowl of Cheetos. Whereas in Vader's case, he did a double take. Vader looked at the titles, didn't really regard it, then looked closer and spewed food and drinks everywhere. " NO! NOT THE ROOF! " the caretaker shrieked as he ran out the room. Han and Luke fell back onto their seats. Another caretaker was cleaning up the mess. " IMMA GONNA POSTA DIS ON FACEBOOK! " Luke yelled like a idiot as he whipped out his iPhone 5. Han did the same. Han and Luke each posted a photo of all the shows on Sidious's PVR. The exchange on FaceBook went something like this:

Luke skywalker has posted a photo!

Princess Leia

SIDIOUS IS A BRONY!

Regular Padme

The dude has brain issues.

1000 likes

Boba Fett

LOLOLOLOL. I'M SO PUTTING THIS ON PINTREST.

Jango Fett

But...this fanfic is about FaceBook!

Shortly after Luke read this, the fourth wall shattered. Darth Vader immediately got up and fixed the wall. Then Han noticed the audience and the fourth wall shattered again. Han's eyes widened and he threw a empy Cheetos bowl at the audience. " STALKERS! " he yelled. Then the author stormed in. " Hey, who's the angry author? " Darth Tyranus asked stupidly as he cleaned up the mess Vader made. warriorkittyttailsdoll, aka the author, waled up to Tyranus and smacked him across the face. " STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL ALREADY! IT'S BAD ENOUGH HAVING THE AUTHOR HAVE DIALOUGE IN THEIR OWN FICTION! DON'T SHATTER THAT THING AGAIN OR I WILL FIRE YOU, TYRANUS, AKA DOOKU! " the author stormed off. Meanwhile, Han was busy throwing things at the ever-present audience. Sidious came back from the kitchen with more food and drinks. After placing the snacks down, Sidious saw what was going on and did a facepalm. " LE FACEPALM! " Luke mocked Sidious as he did a french facepalm. Suddenly, the door creaked open. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the door. And to their horror, there was Darth Maul, loaded with MLP franchise. Sidious screamed and pressed the Emergency Author Contact button and he appeared right beside the author who was busy typing during break. " SAVE US FROM A HORRIBLE MLP-BASED FATE! " Sidious begged. Warriorkittytailsdoll nodded and said, " Just don't do this again. Or I will fire you. " the author busily typed and back at the mansion, Maul was suddenly not obsessed with MLP anymore. " WHAT ARE THESE DISGUSTING THINGS?! " Maul roared. He took out his lightsaber and destroyed the MLP things, every single one in the entire mansion. Then he saw what was on the PVR. In horror, he cleared the PVR. Sidious reappeared. " Oh hey Sid. Where you been? " Maul asked, now calm. " With the author. " "Okay. Can we all watch Avatar or something? " then all the boys started to watch Avatar.