Man, here come the list of excuses...

Seriously? Planning for college and doing a lot of english homework to ensure I get higher then 70 overall is hard.

But I hate to disappoint you people, so here is...MILOTIC!

Milotic's answering machine

This is Milotic, the beauty of the sea! I'm not present right now so leave your name and number and I might call you back...if you're hot enough.

(beep)

Ugh, you need a new greeting...(clunk)

(beep)

Sorry about that, it's Uxie. I'm just calling to say DON'T DATE DARKRAI!!

(beep)

Hey Milotic, it's CeleBaby. Want me to come over and help you get ready for your date?

(beep)

Was it you who left stupid flowers on my island?!

(beep)

It's Celebi! Azelf's at my place and she's mega depressed. Can you tell me why? She keeps saying it's your fault.

(beep)

A/S/L?

(beep)

It's Jirachi. Did you see that awesome video "That's what girls do - Pokemon Style" on Youtube?

(beep)

Milotic, you have an overdue DVD of Robot Chicken. Please return it, or we will hunt you down and claim your soul.

(beep)

Welcome to Blackmail! Are you interested in getting money off of someone, for the sake of a little secret?

(beep)

Arceus speaking. I won't go saying it out loud, Milotic, but...you know my little secret...you wouldn't use it against me, would you?

(beep)

That's what girls do...they keep you guessing the whole day through...play your emotions, push all your buttons, it's true...that's what girls do!

(beep)

Hey Latias, it's Jynx. I need a new theme song! That Pussycat Doll one is getting too boring! Call me back...(message erased)

(beep)

Hey biatch, it's Azelf. Are you happy you're going out with the guy I HAVE A CRUSH ON?!

(beep)

CeleBaby again. I MADE A MISTAKE, DON'T GO OUT WITH DARKRAI!! HE'LL HATE YOU IF YOU DO!

(beep)

I want my Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team back! Send it to Flygon, NAO!

(beep)

WATCH MY NEW AMV!!!111

(beep)

End of messages. To erase all messages, please dial 133-3337 at the tone.

(beep)

Oops, I forgot to dial.

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R&R!!!!!!!!!111

EDITED NOTICE: Hi guys, it's CeleBaby. After reading that review from Just Another Flamer, I felt oh so disappointed...that someone with no life has the balls to flame my fanfic. Don't worry, I blocked him, so he won't be reviewing again.

Also, I fixed a mistake that I made with some html, and stuff...so here you go.