Kenny groaned and opened his eyes, his head hurt and the last thing he could remember was his friends falling unconscious.

"Uh… where the fuck am I?" he finally managed to say.

"Hi Kenny." said a voice.

"Butters is that you?" asked Kenny.

"Yeah it's me. I was walking down the road and these girls grabbed me. I tried to tell them that if I got kidnapped I'd be grounded but they said I'd thank them for it later."

Kenny suddenly realised two things.

He was in a cage.

He and Butters were both naked.

"Dude why the fuck are we naked!?"

Before Butters could answer a door opened and a fourteen year old girl walked into the room. She walked up to the cage and grinned. She stared silently for several seconds.

"What the fuck do you want?" asked Kenny.

"WOW Butters is really hung. Do you wanna fuck him Kenny?" she asked.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"Kenny shouted.

"Do it and I'll let you out."

"NO!"

"Uh… guys I can't have sex with Kenny or I'll be grounded." said Butters.

The girl leaned closer to the cage.

"Do it."

Kenny spat on her face.

"EEEEWWWW! THAT'S GROSS!" she shrieked.

Kenny grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the cage. He put another arm around her neck and started to choke her.

"So is kidnapping teenagers and making them have sex! Now give me the keys to the cage and I'll let you go!"

"Never!"

Kenny started to strangle her.

"Gosh Kenny aren't you worried your parents might ground you for strangling her?" asked Butters.

"Goddamnit Butters reach into her back pocket and see if there's any keys!" snapped Kenny.

"Okay!" Butters reached into her back pocket and pulled out the keys before opening the door. Kenny let the girl go and she ran out the door.

"C'mon Butters we have to find the others!"

"Inspector Butters is on the case!"

"Shut up."

"Yes sir…"

"Stan wake up! C'mon wake up buddy!"

"Uh…Kyle is that you?"

"Yeah it's me."

Stan Marsh looked around. He was in a cage with several other people from his high school. Cartman was unconscious, Craig flipped Stan off, Kevin was comforting Clyde who was crying in the corner. There was another cage in the room containing more of their friends. Actually Stan noticed there were lots of cages in the room. They were filled with animals including mice, rabbits, chickens, monkeys and frogs.

"Dude where the fuck are we?" asked the teenager in the red poofball hat. "And why are we all naked? What's going on?"

Terrance Mephesto answered him from the other cage.

"Those hormonal teenage girls want to see if males can get pregnant so they're threatening to kill all of the teenage males in town if my father doesn't make it so males can get pregnant. They took away your friends Kenny and Butters awhile ago. No doubt they plan to operate on them first."

A door opened and several teenage girls with guns walked in.

"Hey you better let us out or else we'll tell on you!" shouted the now conscious Cartman.

"Shut up!" snapped one teen.

"Yeah in a few seconds our leader will be here and you will all do what we say!" said another.

"Who's your leader?" asked Kyle. The doors opened and a man walked in. the teenage boys gasped. It was Westley Allen Dodd.

"Oh fuck! I thought that guy was hanged years ago!" exclaimed Kyle.

"Who's that?" asked Craig.

" He molested and murdered loads of kids and teenagers. He cut off kids genitals and fed it to them. He had sexual fantasies about choking and stabbing kids! He is fucked up!"said Stan.

"Did we do good master?" asked a fan girl hopefully.

Without saying anything Dodd turned and stabbed the blond girl. The raining slashers gasped.

"OMG! He killed Jenny!" said one girl.

"YOU B.I. ITCH!" shouted another.

Dodd turned and stabbed another girl in the throat. The remainder ran away screaming but he ran after them. Some got away but two more slashers were taken down. Dodd like the blood covered knife making happy moaning noises.

"… dude this is pretty fucked up right here!" commented Stan.

Dodd turned and walked towards the cage he was about to open the doors.

"HEY! Leave my friends alone!" shouted Kenny.

Dodd turned around. Kenny and Butters were both wearing underwear, Kenny held a baseball bat and Butters held a pile of underwear which he hoped Terrance wouldn't mind him taking.

"Well, well, well! You two are quite overdressed!" said Dodd with a happy grin.

"Go fuck yourself with a ten foot knife!" spat Kenny.

"Bring it on!"

Kenny tried to hit Dodd with Terrance's old baseball bat while trying t not get stabbed. Meanwhile Butters gave underwear to the boys in the other cages. He was about to put the key in the lock of the cage door when he heard Kyle yell Kenny's name in shock. The teen had been stabbed in the heart.. all the boys looked shocked but realised Kenny was the lucky one. They would all be killed too but only after they had been raped and fed their own genitals.

"Come to daddy little boy!"

Dodd started to walk towards Butters, he raised the knife getting ready to cut out one of the teens eyes… there was a gunshot. Dodd put a hand to his stomach, when he looked at his hand the fingers were covered with blood. There were two more gunshots and he collapsed. Tweek was standing in the open doorway of Mephesto's lab.

"… damn Tweek! That was so Kewl!" commented the skinny version of Bruce Vilanch.

"Tweek aren't you worried you might be arrested for murder?" asked Stan.

"Don't be stupid Stan. Tweek is probably going to be given an award or something." said Craig.

And so Tweek saved the day, sixteen year old males can't get pregnant and the slash fanfiction writers got in fights over what the best pairing was and eventually got mad and went home.

Wow… I am sick in the head… I just wrote a chapter about naked sixteen year old boys getting pregnant and it had one of the world's worst child molesters in it. And no I don't think Cartman

got worse after season seven that's just the opinion of a Style fan who's sick of Kyman.