Chapter 3

Warning: Crossover with Scandinavia and the World, so if they seem out of character for Hetalia, that's why.

After talking with Seychelles about who was America's baby-daddy and finding out that America's mom is France, everyone decided to spend the night in Theed. This was the first time that the two sides of America's family met. In the early hours of the morning, America decided that she wanted to go on a walk around Theed to look at the scenery. She was looking at the peaceful world around her, until she heard a bang. She flipped around looking for the danger that was bound to have caused the noise.

The only thing that she saw that was out of the ordinary were three men with an assortment of shirts that had an assortment of what appeared to be crosses on them. The first one, with a deadpan look on his face, was blonde and wore glasses. His shirt had the Swedish flag on it, she realized after a time. There was another man, hiding behind one of them who had a fish in hand and on his shirt was the Danish flag on it. The man with the fish had curly blond hair and also wore a shirt with the Norwegian flag on it.

She paused for a second to take them in, she then yelled at them, "Heya, m'name is America, and what are y'all names?"

The three men were taken back because they weren't used to this America. The Americas that they were used to were an annoying man who thought he was the boss or a snotty yaoi fangirl. The deadpan man said, "My name is Sweden, the man with the fish is Norway, and the man hiding behind him is the idiot Denmark." America turned and look at Norway trying to calm Denmark because he is afraid of Sweden's nature.

Norway, trying to gauge how much this America was like Sister America, asked politely "America, Do you want me and Denmark to hook up and or do you like yaoi?"

America, bewildered, thought about that for a while before stating her opinion, "Well, I don't know what you're getting at and I don't know what this yaoi is...is that some sort of food or video game?"

Denmark piped in, "So you don't ship DenNor? Yaoi is boy on boy-which is what it Norway and I would be labeled if we hooked up. The reason we know what this is because Sister America ships us together. Sister Japan is so fun to prank yaoi on. She gets major nosebleeds, and the Netherlands and I love to get her in a romantic moment with Germany and then ruin it. One of the more weird times was when The Netherlands and I pranked her and the Faroe Islands. That is when we found out that the Faroe Islands was turned on by that, before he tried to hide it by doing a desperate holy SLAM."

America replied, "Thanks, dude. I do think you and Norway should hook up because you look really cute together. Also, I don't really care about yaoi, but my friend Hungary really likes it."

The three Scandinavian countries finally realized that they were in a parallel universe. Sweden didn't really care as long as he could prank Denmark. But, he realized he wouldn't be with his boyfriend, Åland, and then he realized how mad he would be at Finland. Åland doesn't know what surrender means and wouldn't stop attacking him. But, he realized that Finland was a knife-wielding mute.

Norway was fine as long as he had his fish, but he was worried about how Iceland would take care of himself. But, then he remembered that Iceland lives near Hell and is probably okay with this.

Denmark didn't really care as long as he could drink. The only person that he's sort of in charge of is Christiania, however, he is a drug-addict...so, whatever. Denmark isn't the greatest parent in the world. Norway takes care of him most of the time. He was so irresponsible that when Sweden found out that Scania and Denmark were hanging out a lot, he tried to find his real dad. When Sister Sweden said it was Denmark, Sweden went over to Scania and said his father died in a car accident. Denmark didn't know.

America thought for a while trying to figure out how to get them used to Naboo, said, " Where would you like to go for some grub?" She wants to talk with the Scandinavian Trio in a place where she can work out what she can do to help them, after all she is the hero.

Due to his party-loving and drinking ways, Denmark suggested without thought ,"Let's go to a bar.".

America considered the idea and decided that it wasn't a bad idea, so she yelled at the three Scandinavian countries to follow her to the closest bar.

A/N:

Please fav, alert and review. This chapter is going to setup a fight with Russia, and I not quite sure how to write a good fight. I will read my Star Wars books with Luyima to research, though, because Russia is her. Also, all of the crossovers that I will write in this story will have anecdotes for the new series in case people don't know the other fandom and that is a good way to show a character.

And special thanks to my awesome beta, Summer Leigh Wind, who helps me iron out the stories that I write.