Hey! Guess what? I don't own any of the characters! Wow! Isn't that amazing?
So I'm the Crazy God of Ouran. I so totally like to watch everything that goes on here! Then I go and make it crazier!
Hey! Guess what! We're having the first Sports Festival here at Ouran! It's going to be so cool! I'm sure my favorite people will band together to defeat the slightly less pretty people! Wait a second…why are they splitting up my Host Club! Hey! You can't do that!
Nooo! Wait…they look so hot! There's Kyoya Ohtori standing with Kaoru Hitachiin and Mitsukuni Haninozuka. They look so hotly evil! Oh! And look! The rest of the Host Club will be against them!
Look! It's starting! Wait. Why are they eating bread? That is so WEIRD. Oh well, it's only beautiful people doing that.
Look! Tamaki Suoh is giving a moving speech! Wow! He sounds so SMART, maybe he really is a beautiful genius…
Now they're running! Look at their legs move and their bodies twist…wowza!
Go away, I'm going to put this on rewind and watch it over and over again. Come back tomorrow and I'll show you more crazy stuff at Ouran created by the Crazy God of Ouran!
Author's Note: So, if I gave you a loaf of bread from Munich, Germany and a loaf of bread from Paris, France, could you tell the difference?