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Callipygian

1. Having well-shaped buttocks.

"I spy with my little eye something…blue." Deeks said looking out the car window. He and Kensi got put on surveillance detail and they had been in the car for hours. Kensi, being the seasoned agent she is, handled it well, being her usual stoic self. Deeks, however, did not handle it well. The first two hours were fine, but by the third hour, Deeks was getting fidgety. Which was why he started to play I spy with Kensi. She wasn't all that willing at first, but Deeks wore her down.

"It's the front door on the house on the left. You used that one 15 minutes ago. Face it Deeks, you have nothing left to spy.

Deeks sighed, knowing Kensi was right. He was quite for a few minutes before he said "Describe me in three words."

Kensi glanced over at him. "What?"

"Describe me in three words."

Kensi thought for a moment. "Scruffy- looking, delicate and annoying." She finally said.

"Ok, a) I said three words and b) I am NOT delicate."

"A) Scruffy- looking is hyphenated so that is technically one word and b) you are too delicate."

Deeks was quiet as he thought over what she said. Scruffy- looking, he can accept. With his beard and long hair, he was definitely scruffier than Callen and Sam. He could see annoying too. He had the tendency to get on people's nerves. But he was not delicate! He suddenly realized that Kensi was talking to him. "What did you say?"

Kensi rolled her eyes. "I asked you to describe me in three words."

Deeks said the first two without hesitation. "Wonder Woman and mocker." Kensi started to say something, but Deeks cut her off. "If you can use scruffy- looking, then I can use Wonder Woman."
Kensi thought for a moment before she nodded in agreement. "Ok, I can accept that. I don't agree about being a mocker though."

"You mock me all the time."

"You are the exception. And you are short one word."

Deeks was silent for a while as he thought of a third word. Kensi was about to joke about the extent of his vocabulary when he said "Callipygian."

"What?"

"Callipygian."

"What the hell does that mean?"

Deeks grinned at her. "Look it up."

"Deeks…" Kensi said in a warning tone, but Deeks pointed towards the suspect's house.

"Looks like he's on the move….finally."

Kensi ignored Deeks and turned the car on, momentarily forgetting about the word callipygian.

Deeks left the locker room, freshly showered and in clean clothes. Somehow, during the chase to catch the fleeing suspect, he managed to fall into a pond. He entered the Bullpen and sat down at his desk. Sam and Callen were off someplace else and Kensi was sitting at her desk, reading some book intently. With a small sigh, he started to do the paper work he dreaded.

He had barely started when Kensi snapped the book shut. "YOU!" she shouted across towards her scruffy partner.

Deeks looked up just in time to dodge the book Kensi had been reading. "What?" he asked, but she was already storming out of the Bullpen. Deeks picked up the book and saw it was a dictionary. He couldn't help but grin. It seemed he had taught Kensi a new word today and he knew he was going to pay for that comment. But, seeing her reaction, it was well worth it.

Thought this was a fun word. Hope you all enjoy this chapter.

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*Edit* I realized that I didn't finish a sentence towards the end of this chapter. That teaches me to pay more attention before I post.