Otaku: Tensa! You get a gigai!~

Tensa: Was I supposed to be happy?

Otaku: Depends. On to the fic.

Tensa: Where's Ichigo?

Ichigo: Right here *eats popcorn* Otaku said I appear in the next chapter so I get to chill for some time.

Otaku: Anyways...on with the fic!~ As always, I don't own bleach and this is 1st person Hichi POV

"Shiro."

I slowly got up and saw all of Ichigo's friends starin at me. What happened when I was unconscious? I turned to my right shoulder. "Tensa? Ho-"

"Long story. May I ask, what happened to you?"

"Same here. Long story."

I was picked up by Rukia. "Who did this to you?"

I moved my eyes and closed them halfway. She put me down. "No...he would never do such thing."

"Shiro-kun...you mean Kurosaki-kun di-"

"Yeah. But it wasn't exactly him. He had black scleras and black hair. Never knew how the guy got some voodoo doll."

"So that's where Mayuri's voodo doll went! Why would Ichigo nee-wait a minute. He used it on you, didn't he?" Renji said.

I shook my head up and down. The moment Grimmjow touched the back of my shirosode, I suddenly made a hiss noise. "What's with you? Did he do something there too?"

I turned my feet to see the soles on them. If the tattoo marks are there, than is the one in my back also there? I opened the top part of my Shirosode. "Whoa! shouldn't have asked there? It's a giant snowflake!"

"It's all kanji and hiragana," Chad said.

"Then what does it fuckin' say, captain obvious?"

"Basically 'Stop! Stop it!' in a big font."

"What does Kurosaki-kun mean by that?"

Stop, stop, huh? Hm...Oh yeah! "I think it's a message. Is there more, Inoue?"

"There's some text inside the snowflake. But, it's too small for me to read and there's two different colors."

"Hold on, Inoue. I have my magnifying glass. Should help. There are two colors. Left half has black text and the snowflake is red. The other half is red text and snowflake is black. If Kurosaki was trying to tell a message, why would he reverse the colors after going halfway?"

"Maybe if ya read each side, I could tell which one is Ichigo's. I mean, both are his. But, I mean when he's sane."

"Hmm...'Stop hurting Shiro! He didn't do anything wrong' is the black text. 'I will destroy seretei to the ground for doing this to us!' is the red text."

"First one is Ichigo. The other is his insane self talkin'."

"I don't think it's just his insane self. Shiro. You mentioned a month back of some creature. One hollow mask side like Ichigo''s mask and the other side like yours. Considering your soul was broken, wouldn't that mean the other part of you merged with his insanity?" Urahara asked.

"Maybe, but until we get Ichigo out of there, we won't know tha. Speaking of which, how did we fuckin' end up in this place?, I asked as I put back the shirosode on.

"That's right. You were unconscious when it happened."

"When what fuckin' happened, Renji?"

"Some hollow-like beast in Ichigo's bankai outfit carried all three of us and left us here. He did some damage around the prison areas, I have to tell you that."

Bankai outfit...wait a minute. Did Ichigo learn how to control and use that form during the past two weeks? Did he drop us here when his insane self was in the inner world messin' with me? "Shiro, do you know what that form was?" Rukia asked.

"Yeah. That's the form I take when I power up. I'm wonderin', how did Ichigo do that in just two weeks?"

"That puzzles me too. Perhaps he lost the fear of witnessing that form and hence was able to utilize it?"

To be honest, Tensa. I don't know if that made any sense. Then again, you going bankai makes no sense either. You go from looking like an adult to a bishie. How the fuck does that make any sense?

"Anyways...our zanpakuto is still inside the prison area, so how are we going to battle Ichigo's insanity out of 'im."

"Leave that to me," Zangetsu said.

He closed his eyes and raised his arms. Like magic, the swords poofed up on his hands. My Zangetsu was there as well as Renji's Zabimaru and Rukia's Sode No Shirayuki! How the fuck did he do tha? "I see. When I materialized your sword out of the prison area, apparently the cloth got tied with the other two zanpakuto, causing three to appear at once."

"You're a lifesaver."

"I'm not a candy, Shiro."

"No, I mean a real lifesaver, not the candy, Tensa."

"We don't have much time!"

We turned to see Yorouichi enterin' in. "What do you mean?"

"Due to the damage around the prison cells and central 46 division barracks, Ichigo is held for execution tomorrow morning. Somehow, they managed to send him back to the mental asylum when he transformed back to normal and lied unconscious."

"Care to tell me how you found this out, Yorouichi?"

"Wasn't hard, Kisuke. Soifon leaked it out to execution is going to be held just two hours before noon tomorrow. Rest early."

Are the shinigami idiots? First, they arrested a good ally. Now, they're executin' him fer protectin' us? Also because he refused to let me die by them? Do they really think with Ichigo's insane self, they will pull the execution off? I can bet some trick is goin' ta happen very soon. Knowin' all the shinigami will be present at the execution, I can see why his insanity is waitin' ta strike at the right moment. And it took five captain's reiatsu to get Ichigo the powers back. Oh crud. I can bet my candy stash those two blocks won't be enough ta hold 'im up. Yes, I witnessed Rukia's execution process before Ichigo went ta save 'er. Those blocks held her up. Don't think it'll bind his arms up like a T-shape. Tensa and I were sleepin' on one side of the floor, Rukia and Orihime were sleepin together. Same with Renji and Grimmjow, Chad with four eyes, and shopkeeper's with catlady. "You don't mind me huggin' ya right, Tensa?"

"Why not? You always hug anything within your proximity when resting anyway, Shiro."

"Right..."

"Never knew you snuggled on what you hugged sometimes," he said, snickerin'.

"Hey! That better not be about me and 'im when I slept with 'im tha past month! And why are ya smirkin'?"

"Nothing," he said, continiuin' ta snicker but quieter since he covered his mouth.

"Never knew you act this way in bishie form, Tensa."

"I sometimes do...just not around you two. Apparently, you caught me in the act."

"Why do you hide it? You always act emo when around us."

"Cause you two sometimes act like a married couple or immature kids."

"Says the bishie."

"Don't push it, Shiro. I could always go back to adult form anytime. Anyways, let's rest."

"Night, Tensa."

Otaku: Time for the once every few chapters writing block!~

Ogihci: You make it sound like it's a good thing, Otaku.

Ichigo: Good for me. Otaku ran out of idea juice so she can actually focus on drawing now.

Tensa: How come no one ever told me people thought I was a bishie?

Otaku: Cause no one wanted to piss you off?

Tensa: Good point.

Otaku: Anyways, feel free to review. I like to know my +s and -s when writing. I don't even know if it's in character. Then again, it's . Is anything close to being completely in character?