Seventh Year
Chapter 3
Foreign Transfer Students
Sun suddenly burst in the once dark room of Draco Malfoy.
"DANG IT GRANGER!" Draco yelled as he pulled the blanket over his head.
"Get up you moron! You already missed breakfast. You're going to be late." Hermione yelled as she stood next to his bed with her hands on her hips.
"Five more minutes." Draco croaked from under the covers.
"There's no time for that you ape! DADA starts in five minutes! And today's the day I'm going to kick your skinny little ass at it." Hermione said with her head held up high.
She had practiced 24/7 the past few days when she discovered that there was actually somebody who was better than her in a subject. Draco Malfoy was a hell of a hex-er.
Draco laughed. "I knew there was something behind your motherly like gesture; as if you'd really care if I was late for class. But I'm sorry to tell you bugger that it's me who'll whip your arse. I'm the best that there is."
"Just get dressed! And I would recommend extra armor." She smirked at him.
"Yes mother." Draco retorted sarcastically as he pushed the duvet of his body.
Hermione fumed red as she realized that Draco was half naked. She had this weird feeling at the pit of her stomach which wasn't helping at all.
Draco took notice of this and smirked. "Do you mind or this is the first time you've seen a gorgeous hot man dressed in nothing but his boxers, considering you're a lil' pure innocent angel."
"Shut up!" Hermione said as she stormed out of his room, slamming the door behind her.
Draco sniggered as pulled out a sheet of paper from his side table.
He wrote:
September 10, 2nd Friday of the month
SCORE:
Draco Malfoy (me): 1 Hermione Granger (the bugger/virgin): 0
He tossed the paper aside and changed into his school robes in a rush.
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"Finally!" Hermione exclaimed as Draco entered the common room.
"We have exactly two minutes and 47 seconds to get to class! Let's go" Hermione hollered as she gestured Draco to the portrait hole.
"Coming!" Draco said back annoyed, as he picked up his book bag and slung it over his shoulder.
He stepped out of the portrait only to see that Hermione was already way ahead of him.
"Wait up Granger!" He yelled but she didn't stop.
Draco practically had to run to catch up with her.
"Man, you sure can walk." Draco panted.
"Aw, the poor baby monkey is tired; it's too bad that I don't give a shit!" Hermione said as she began to run away from him.
"HEY!" Draco said as he began to chase her.
Hermione had a small frame and her legs weren't as long or as muscular as Draco's but she could run.
Once Draco got to the classroom, Hermione was already seated in the front row beside none other than Pothead and Weasel.
"Bitch." Draco muttered under his breath as he wiped the sweat of his forehead.
"Mr. Malfoy." said Professor Alpha sternly (the new DADA teacher).
"Err… Yes mam?" Draco stuttered.
"You're late. And according to my records it's the 7th time. Meaning you have been late ever since day one. You're giving me a bad first impression Mr. Malfoy. And I expected more from you being a prefect as well as really talented person n this class."
"Ehe, I'm sorry mam." Draco replied incoherently, not really knowing what to say.
"Detention for a month." said the brunette woman.
"Ouch." The class said in synchrony.
Draco fumed. How dare her.
"You may take your seat now."
Draco dragged him self to the back of the room and sat beside Blaise and Pansy as usual.
"Nasty man. A month's detention? You're the first person from the whole school to get detention. You even beat Potter and Weasley to it." Blaise muttered.
"Shut up Blaise." Draco glared.
"Chill Draco." Pansy whispered. "It's kinda what you deserve for being so tardy."
"Now is not the time Parkinson." Draco hissed.
Great…. a month's detention. Wasn't life just superb!
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"Now, we'll move on to the second part of the class. Please move your desks to the side students and then pare up with the partner I assigned to you." commanded Professor Alpha.
With that, the whole class got up on their feet and pushed their desk away form the center. Finally, everybody was grouped in to twos.
"Now remember class, no use of the mouth or your wand. Use your mind, emotions and your inner magic. You are only limited to the spells we've gone over the past lessons. I should know if any one's breaking the rules. And keep record of your score. A point is gained by a student every time his or her opponent either breaks the rules or raises up his or her hand meaning that he or she gives up. You may start now."
With in a split second, Hermione Granger was down on the floor. She glared at Draco and sent him flying across the room, landing with a thud.
Draco got up at once and made Hermione spin around in circles, similar to a twister. Once Hermione stopped turning, she still didn't regain stability, allowing Draco to cast another spell upon her.
This went on for another 30 minutes and their score was now tied:
Draco Malfoy: III Hermione Granger: III
"Times up!" called a voice from the front of the class room.
"What!" Draco and Hermione yelled at the same time.
"Please place your score sheets on my desk and then you can leave. Class dismissed." instructed Professor Alpha.
Grudgingly, Hermione place their score sheet on the teacher's desk.
"Ah, a tie. Good job Ms. Granger and Mr. Malfoy. I was watching you two. You were excellent. And I very well know that it's not just a piece of cake."
"Thank you Professor." replied Hermione, where in Draco said nothing but stared coldly at their Professor.
"Mr. Malfoy, meet me here in the class room every Saturday at 6:00 am for four weeks." said the professor in response to Draco's death glare.
"Yes mam." replied Draco dryly. 6:00 am, man, this girl was even tougher than McGonagall?
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Draco was in a very foul mood ever since; and ever body knew better than to piss Draco of when he was angry. Every body except, Hermione Granger (DUN, DUN, DUN).
"Turn it down a notch Coco. Don't spoil your week end. Tomorrow is our last first Hogsmade Trip! Aren't you excited?" Pansy cooed, trying to calm her friend down.
"Sorry to burst your bubble Parkinson but, 'Coco's detention starts Saturday morning tomorrow."'
Hermione scoffed. It was fun to be evil.
"SHUT THE HELL UP GRANGER!" Draco yelled.
"Gee, you Grinch. I was just kidding." Hermione whined.
"FYI Granger, only I get to call Draco Coco. It's what I've called him ever since we were kids because I couldn't pronounce the letter 'r' at that time. By the way, what the hell is a…. Grinch?" Pansy questioned.
Hermione sniggered. "It's this fictional character of a muggle book."
"The one by the Dr. Seus guy?" Harry interrupted.
"Correct. In fact, he's very much like Malfoy. An angry, stupid, ugly, fun-sucking monster!" Hermione teased. This was sweet.
At that exact moment, Hermione's goblet shattered in to tiny pieces, splattering pumpkin juice all over her.
"Crap!" Hermione exclaimed.
"You shouldn't have pissed him of Granger." said Blaise quietly.
Hermione's pea soup began to boil.
"That doesn't scare me; it's just friggin pumpkin juice and hot pea soup. Face it, all that chimp is good at is peeling banana skins." Hermione commented as she wiped the pumpkin juice of her face.
Flames erupted from Hermione's plate.
"Nice move Malfoy but I know how to use magic to." Hermione said as she tapped the flaming plate with her wand, vanquishing the fire.
"Furnunculus!" Draco yelled.
Ugly boils began to break out all over Hermione's body.
Hermione muttered the counter curse quickly, making the boils vanish.
"Do you want more?" Draco asked dangerously.
"Bring it on!" Hermione answered, taking her wand out of her pocket.
"Relashio!"
"Tarantallegra"!
"STOP IT!" yelled Harry. "Both of you, get your fat asses back on the ruddy chairs! Malfoy, you wouldn't want another detention so friggin' calm down! And Mione, this won't look good on your resume, so stop bloody annoying him!"
"What ever Saint Potter." whispered Draco coldly as he walked back to his chair. As he sat down, a sound suddenly erupted from his rectum:
"PRWOOOOOOOOOT"
The Great Hall burst in to laughter.
"Merlin Draco, that's the loudest fart I ever heard!" Ron laughed.
"WTF!" Draco fumed. He grabbed a circular red rubbery pillow like thing. To muggles, this item is classified as the: Whoopee Cushion.
"What the fuck is this Granger!"
Hermione didn't answer since she was to busy giggling on the floor.
Even the other Slytherins had to laugh.
Draco's face flushed white. NEVER has he been embarrassed (slash) laughed at!
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEER?#"
The room suddenly silenced. Even Hermione kept her mouth shut.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Draco yelled.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" shrieked Hermione as she dodged under the table.
"COME BACK HERE!" demanded Draco.
Hermione crawled under the table as fast as she could, avoiding the legs and feet of her house mates.
"THEN I GUESS I HAVE TO COME AND CATCH YOU MY SELF!" announced Draco as he followed Hermione, crawling under the table.
Hermione was hyperventilating now. Draco was not far behind. Once she reached the end of the table, she quickly got up and ran as fast as she could.
Draco got up, but then,
'THUMP!'
"SHIT!"…. his head hit the table.
"Awwww, is the chimp ok?" Hermione teased from across the room.
"ARGH!" Draco exclaimed, finally crawling out from under the table.
Draco ran as fast as his legs could carry him towards the bushy haired bugger.
Hermione panted as sweat trickled down her fore head. She was not going to make it, she thought.
"You can run but you can't hide!" called Draco from behind her.
She turned her head around, only to see that Draco was very close.
"Oh crap!" she muttered.
'BANG'
Hermione rubbed her temples and opened her eyes, only to find her self on the floor.
"I'm so sorry Ms. Granger." said a tall young man with brown wavy hair and baby blue eyes.
He helped her up slowly.
"Ehe, that was my fault." Hermione stuttered. Never has he seen this guy around the campus before.
"I believe I haven't introduced my self. I'm Chris Ripley." said Chris as he lifted his hand.
Hermione took it and shook it. "I'm Hermione Granger."
"Ah, Ms. Granger." came a familiar voice from behind.
Hermione spun around to see who it was. "Oh, good evening Professor Dumbledore."
"I know that look Ms. Granger. Go back to your seat and allow me to explain to the student body." said Dumbledore as he marched down the Great Hall followed by four other unfamiliar faces.
Hermione walked to her seat, followed by Draco who was still boiling with rage.
"I'll get you later Granger." whispered Draco with venom from behind her.
Hermione gulped as she took her seat.
Soon enough, the front table was filled with all the Professors.
"Attention every one." Dumbledore boomed.
The Hall suddenly kept quiet.
"Ahem. You might be all wondering who these five students with me right now are. Well let me introduce to you: Mei Khan from China,"
A short, slender girl with a pale white face, chinky eyes and long black hair smiled warmly.
"Narelle Ray from Australia,"
A (slightly) tall, fit girl with strawberry blonde hair and bright amber eyes beamed and waved her hand slightly.
"Kenneth Lachlan from Scotland,"
A round, plump boy with curly light brown hair stepped forward and grinned.
"Belle Beaumont from France,"
A tall charming girl with a petite figure, silver blonde hair with streaks of brown and emerald eyes smiled.
"and last but not the least, Chris Ripley from America."
The boy who Hermione bumped in to earlier waved to the crowd.
"Please welcome our Foreign Transfer Students!"
With that, the five foreigners bowed while the rest of the student body clapped.
"Now please bear with me children, before we proceed back to dinner, we have to sort your new school mates in to their houses." Dumbledore announced while some students shrugged and groaned.
Professor McGonagall brought out the stool and the familiar ragged old Sorting Hat.
"Narelle Ray." Professor McGonagall announced.
Narelle practically skipped towards the stool and sat down giddily.
"Hmm..." the Sorting Hat groaned. "A very bright and playful girl, but serious when the situation calls for it. Very sharp, no doubt about that……. HUFFLECLAW!"
The Huffleclaw students cheered and clapped their hands as Narelle ran to the Huffleclaw table excitedly and took the vacant spot next to Padma Patil.
Professor McGonagall cleared her throat. "Belle Beaumont."
Belle glided gracefully to the stool and sat down as the hat was placed on her head.
"An easy one, this young lady. SLYFFINDOR!" the Hat boomed.
Finally, the Slyffindor table gave a round of applause as Belle took her seat beside Theodore Knott.
"Kenneth Lachlan." said Professor McGonagall
Kenneth stuttered his way to the stool nervously, and sat on it while McGonagall place the hat on top of his head.
"A loyal one, clever too. Sly at times….. Hmm… HUFFLECLAW!" the Sorting Hat announced.
Again, the Huffleclaw tabled cheered and welcomed their new housemate as he sat down.
"Chris Ripley." announced McGonagall.
Chris took his place on the seat.
"A charming young lad," the hat commented. "very bright and loyal. A Hearts rob this one….. HUFFLECLAW!"
The girls of the Huffleclaw table giggled excitedly as Chris sat down. Finally… a new Cedric Diggory.
"Mei Khan." Professor McGonagall called.
Mei walked timidly to the stool.
"Ahh…. This girl may seem fragile, but inside I see a bravery and cunningness. SLYFFINDOR!"
Mei smiled as she walked to her seat, greeted by the other Slyffindors.
"Settle down! Settle down." demanded Dumbledore. "Now that your new school mates have been sorted out, I hope that all of you will treat them with respect and kindness; it's not every year we have transfer students. And now, you may start continue eating your dinner!"
"IT"S ABOUT TIME!" hollered this certain hungry red headas he stuffed his mouth with mashed potato.
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