Naruto/X-men Evolution Cross
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I own nothing and see previous chapters.)
It was now the second month of the three months were Ororo and Logan had to stay in Konoha with their daughter and by now everyone knew that messing with Isis earned you one heck of a beating and not always from the two mutants or their daughter.
"You okay Isis-sama?" Kurenai asked gazing down at the young girl she swore to get stronger in order to protect as the two were walking down the street to get some groceries for the Inuzuka compound. Kurenai started calling Isis 'Isis-sama' when she swore to be the young girls Kunoichi protector, not that the white haired child needed a protector of any type since she was quite capable of taking care of herself.
"I'm fine Illusion-nee-chan and when will you stop calling me 'sama' already?" Isis exclaimed using her nickname for the Genjutsu mistress who smiled at the nickname since it was very fitting.
"Never. I swore to protect you so it's only fitting that I call you 'sama' instead of 'chan'." Kurenai said earning a frustrated growl from the white haired child since this was a common point of argument between the two of them. Isis opened her mouth to say something else to the red eyed woman before letting out a curse when she ran straight into someone and fell backwards slightly before regaining her balance.
"You peasant! Kneel and beg forgiveness from the Daimyo favored granddaughter!" A man wearing samurai armor ordered the young white haired child while another samurai helped the girl Isis ran into to her feet.
"You do know that your mother would wash your mouth out with soap if she heard you cursing again right Isis-sama?" Kurenai asked looking down at the white haired child in amusement and completely ignoring the samurai man.
"I know and will you stop with the 'sama' crap! I'm a five year old girl not a twenty year old kage or something like that!" Isis exclaimed glaring up at her 'Illusion-nee-chan' and completely ignoring the samurai man in front of her while nearby Civilians and Shinobi were gapping at the two females who ran into the Fire Daimyos granddaughter, Rurichiyo, and have yet to apologize.
"Not gonna happen Isis-sama." Kurenai said with a snort, her friends Anko and Hana rubbing off on her more than she realized as had Wolverine and Isis. Isis gave a feral growl at Kurenai again before blinking suddenly when the samurai that had originally spoken stepped in front of her with one hand on his sword.
"Who the hell are you and why do you look like a lightning rod?" Isis asked blinking up at the samurai man that was covered in metal, earning some muffled snickers from Kurenai while the samurai, the girl Isis ran into, and the nearby villagers were looking at her shocked.
"I think he's the personal guard of the girl you just ran into Isis-sama, and he looks like a lightning rod cause he's a samurai and samurai wear lots of metal armor." Kurenai said holding a hand to her mouth to try and hide her smile of amusement at Isis words and attitude towards the samurai.
"Huh. Must suck when you're stuck in a lightning storm. Sorry bout running into ya by the way, I was too busy arguing with Illusion-nee-chan to pay attention to where I was going." Isis said leaning to the side to look around the samurai so as to apologize to Rurichiyo.
"Get on your knees and beg for forgiveness you peasant trash!" The samurai man said reaching to push Isis away from Rurichiyo but was stopped when Kurenai growled at him with a kunai in her hands.
"Guard of the Daimyos granddaughter or no, you touch Isis-sama and you'll be missing that hand." Kurenai said employing one of Wolverines favorite threats whenever someone came too close to Isis or Ororo.
"You've been hanging around daddy too much if you're employing one of his favorite threats Illusion-nee." Isis said with a snort of amusement that earned a wry smile from the red eyed Chunin while the nearby Shinobi also snickered since they had often heard the animalistic Logan use that threat against some stupid civilians.
"Isis-nee!" A tiny four year old girl exclaimed tackling Isis in a flying hug with a five year old boy and a haggard looking adult Hyuuga behind them.
"You were running late so we got worried you were attacked again Isis-nee. You aren't getting into another fight are you?" The five year old male Hyuuga asked looking at the kunai in Kurenais hands and the two samurai men standing on opposites of his 'Isis-nee'.
"Nah. I ran into some girl with these two as bodyguards while arguing with Illusion-nee and got sidetracked and what do you mean 'another fight' Fate-chan?" Isis asked standing up with four year old Hinata Hyuuga clinging to her back happily, Isis with her hands on her hips as she glared at Neji Hyuuga who scoffed slightly at his nickname.
"You end up in at least three fights a day cause of some idiotic villagers that can't take a hint if it was handing out three million Ryo." Neji said deadpanned and with a monotone that Hyuugas were well known for.
"That's my fault how!? They're the idiots that attack me!" Isis said glaring at the fate obsessed boy while Hinata was giggling at how her 'Isis-nee' was acting. It was one of the times when Isis seemed so much older than she really was.
"Apologize to Rurichiyo-hime (princess) on your knees peasant!" The same samurai man ordered again, not used to being ignored by anyone let alone a few kids.
"Eh? You're still here? Don't you have innocent babies to scare with that ugly mug of yours or something?" Isis asked looking up at the samurai man curiously and earning quite a few snickers from every Shinobi within hearing distance.
"And you wonder why you have so many supposed enemies Isis-sama." Kurenai said trying to stifle her snickers behind her now kunai free hand.
"I swear you call me that because you know it pisses me off so much." Isis said giving her Illusion-nee-chan a small glare that was made less dangerous by her pout.
"Language Isis-chan." Ororo said coming onto the scene just as her daughter said that.
"Yes mama." Isis said hanging her head in faux shame while Neji and Hinata were giggling and/or outright laughing at her.
"Good girl. Is there a problem here?" Ororo asked patting Isis on the top of her head as she stood just behind her daughter protectively and eyeing the samurai man warily.
"I ran into some girl while arguing with Illusion-nee and this guy has been demanding that I get on my knees and beg forgiveness or something like that but I already apologize to the girl." Isis explained as she leant into her mother's touch happily.
"Was the other girl injured when you bumped into her?" Ororo asked raising an elegant eyebrow down at her daughter who shook her head in the negative.
"Neither child was injured and my daughter has already apologized to your charge, there is no reason for her to get on her knees and beg for forgiveness of any type. Excuse us but we must be going now." Ororo told the samurai man in front of her before turning and beginning to lead the somewhat mismatched group of her family and her daughters friends towards a nearby ramen restaurant. The samurai man reached out a hand to stop Ororo but the minute his hand came within a centimeter of her shoulder he found himself on the ground, groaning in pain with Isis's small hand enclosed upon on his wrists.
"Keep your hands away from my mama." Isis said growling the words out at the samurai man before his friend tried to attack her with his sword. The other samurai man was incredibly shocked when three metal claws slipped out from in-between Isis's knuckles and easily tore through his sword like butter before they were pointed at his exposed throat.
"You wanna try that again bub?" Isis asked borrowing her one of her dads frequently used words as she growled at the man that pulled a sword on her, while the nearby villagers, the two samurai, and Rurichiyo were shocked at how easily she had defeated the personal bodyguards of the Fire Daimyos granddaughter.
"What is going on here?" Sarutobi asked appearing on scene with several ANBU, an old man who could only be the Fire Daimyo, and several more samurai, the old Kage being attracted to the scene by the thunder that had started booming when the first samurai tried to grab Ororo.
"That guy tried to grab my mama from behind as we were walking away so I flipped him over my shoulder like daddy taught me and then this idiot here decided to pull out his sword and tried ta attack me. Do I really need to go into details Jiji?" Isis asked her honorary grandfather figure without moving her eyes or claws away from the samurai in front of her while Kurenai was covering the other one with a kunai.
"That's my girl Isis-chan. Always helping and protecting your mama." Logan said appearing on scene as well just in time to hear Isis's report before he ruffled his daughters long white hair fondly and proudly while Ororo crossed her arms over her chest.
"We're supposed to be helping and protecting her Logan, not her protecting and helping me and I certainly need no protection or have you forgotten how dangerous I can be when sufficiently angered?" Ororo asked arching an eyebrow at her overprotective boyfriend who winced at how strong Ororo could get when angered.
"I remember darlin' but you're two kindhearted and peaceful to use your powers on weak idiots like these, sides' not like Isis-chan needs any protecting." Logan admitted while grinning wolfishly at his regal girlfriend who merely rolled her eyes at him fondly.
"Get this kid under control or else she'll have to be put down." The first samurai sneered when Kurenai retracted her kunai and allowed him to get off of his back. This earned a large amount of KI aimed at him courtesy of Sarutobi, Wolverine, the nearby ninjas, Hinata, Neji, Ororo, and Kurenai.
"You wanna say that about my daughter again bub?" Logan asked unsheathing his own claws as he growled ferally at the man while thunder began to boom ominously again.
"You'd better think before you speak because I happen to control the weather and a lightning bolt striking all that metal will leave you deep-fried and I do not take well to those who say such things about my child." Ororo said her eyes turning white as she activated her powers in her anger.
"No one threatens our Isis-nee/sama." Hinata, Neji, and Kurenai said in amusing unision as they each got into a fighting stance, Kurenai having a Genjutsu ready to use at a seconds notice.
"Care to repeat what you just said about my honorary imouto-chan?" Yuugao said from behind her Cat mask as she stood behind the samurai with her ninjato in a reverse grip, the tip of it aimed right at his privates.
"Everyone stand down. As angry as I am for him threatening my honorary granddaughter we do not need any more conflicts with the samurai." Sarutobi said although he was still glaring at the idiot in armor as he said this.
"Honorary granddaughter?" The Daimyo asked raising an eyebrow at Sarutobi and Isis in surprise at this.
"Yep, got a problem with that old man?" Isis asked getting shocked looks from all but those who knew her at how disrespectful and casual she was being with the Daimyo. Everyone was tense waiting for the Daimyos reaction but all were surprised when he merely threw his head back and let out a deep rumbling laugh.
"I like you gaki. It's been a while since I've meet someone who wasn't frightened by my status." The Daimyo said grinning down at Isis who grinned back with startling sharp teeth.
"I don't give a damn about status. Ya want my respect ya earn it, no two ways bout it old man." Isis said showing that she spent quite a lot of time around Logan as she grinned ferally at the Daimyo.
"That's a good policy to have. Kenryu! Apologize to young Isis-chan. Hopefully before you are struck by lightning." The Daimyo said giving the first samurai a name finally as he ordered the tin man to apologize to the young child.
"Hai, Daimyo-sama! My apologize for insulting you commoner-san." Kenryu apologized insincerely as he bowed to Isis as much as he could bow without his privates getting skewered by Yuugaos sword.
"Low life trash." Kenryu muttered under his breath, not knowing about Logan and Isis's enhanced hearing.
"Whatcha just call Isis-nee you overgrown tin can!?" Kiba Inuzuka asked glaring at the 'tin can' for all he was worth and then some as he, his sister, and his mom came onto the scene with scowls on their faces.
"We were about to search for you lot to see why you're late but I think we can skip the questions. Anyone gonna neuter the 'tin can' or do I get to do it myself cause he called Isis-chan 'low life trash'?" Hana asked scowling at Kenryu as she flexed her claws while her three dog companions were growling at him with their fangs bared dangerously.
"Kenryu! When I told you to apologize that did not mean for you to insult Isis-chan underneath your breath!" The Daimyo boomed angrily at his granddaughters' bodyguard, who went paler than Isis's hair at this.
"My apologizes Daimyo-sama." Kenryu apologized with a pale scared voice that didn't match his hairy and muscled appearance.
"Why are you apologizing to me? I am not the one you insulted directly." The Daimyo said narrowing his eyes dangerously at Kenryu who immediately bowed and apologized to Isis insincerely again. His insincere apologizes were cut off by a growl coming from Isis, Isis's stomach to be precise.
"Sorry. I haven't had lunch yet so I'm a little hungry." Isis apologized with a sheepish grin on her face as she scratched the back of her neck, well as much as she could scratch with Hinata giggling from her spot on Isis's back.
"That's quite alright Isis-chan. I do hope you won't mind some extra company since I wish to see more of Konoha and am quite hungry myself." The Daimyo said laughing at Isis's embarrassment of her stomach growling so suddenly.
"Eh. That's up to you old man. Your country." Isis said shrugging even as Ororo had begun to bundle her beloved daughter towards the nearby Ramen stand.
"Then I believe I shall join you and your friends, it has been a long time since I have had Ramen. Rurichiyo-chan, why don't you join us? I don't think you've ever had Ramen before." The Daimyo said looking at his granddaughter thoughtfully which caused Isis to stop and stare at the young princess in shock.
"Never…had…Ramen? You're coming with me!" Isis said with wide horrified eyes before grabbing Rurichiyo by the hand and dragging her into the Ramen stand muttering about how not having Ramen should be a crime.
"I take it she enjoys Ramen?" The Daimyo asked Sarutobi as he blinked at what had just occurred because of a few small and casual words.
"Before her parents found and adopted her it was all she could eat, she loves the stuff. She thinks not eating Ramen should be considered a crime on equal standing with turning traitor and selling out Konoha secrets to enemy villages. Take my advice Daimyo-sama, don't ever offer to pay for her, she can eat enough to empty the treasury." Sarutobi advised his old friend who sweat dropped at this while a startled yelp was heard from the Ramen stand before there was a sound of frantic cooking. The Daimyo and Sarutobi entered the small Ramen stand just in time to see an old man place a bowl of steaming hot Ramen in front of Rurichiyo.
"That was faster than the palace maids." Rurichiyo said blinking at the speed in which her ramen had been cooked while a young waitress smiled at her, not caring whose granddaughter she was.
"We have to be quick to keep up with Isis-chan." The waitress, Ayame, said smiling as she handed Isis her fifth bowl of Ramen while Logan was on his second and Ororo was daintily eating her third, having discovered that she enjoyed the noodles as much as Isis did when Isis first brought her here. Kurenai was on her first bowl, same with Neji and Hinata while the three Inuzaka's were working on their second bowls as well.
"Eat as much as you wish Isis-chan. Kenryu shall be paying for all of our meals since he insulted you." The Daimyo said ruffling Isis's hair fondly as he took a seat next to Rurichiyo and politely ordered a medium chicken ramen.
"HAHAHAH! That teme is gonna be broker than a glass plate in the middle of a Shinobi battle." Tsume said howling in laughter as she heard that, with her two kids and Logan not far behind while Ororo, Kurenai, and the two small Hyuugas were chuckling/giggling in amusement and agreement.
"Stop cursing in front of the children Tsume!" Ororo said throwing a lightning bolt at the feral woman who ducked at the last moment.
"Is this normal?" The Daimyo asked raising an eyebrow at Sarutobi, who was enjoying a medium sized bowl of shrimp ramen, and Ayame.
"In general or for Isis-chans family?" Ayame asked setting down his bowl of noodles in front of him with one of her own eyebrows raised.
"Both." The Daimyo said thanking her with a smile before turning to his steaming bowl of noodles while Kenryu took one look at the seven bowls of noodles that Isis already ate and wept for his wallet.
"In general, no. For Isis-chan and her family yes. She's called the Number One Unpredictable Prank Mistress from Hell for a reason. No one can tell what she can or will do next." Ayame said with a fond shake of her head as she set down another bowl in front of Logan, Isis, the three Inuzaka's and Rurichiyo, who it seemed had a liking of the noodles.
"I see?" The Daimyo asked more than said as he blinked at Ayames words and how much food Isis was packing away without slowing down in the slightest. As it would turn out Rurichiyo absolutely loved hanging out with Isis and her family and would often ask her grandfather if she could go play with Isis, turning from a spoiled rich girl into your average no good pranking girl that happened to come from a wealthy family. At last it came time for the Daimyo and his escorts to leave and Rurichiyo was bawling her eyes out at not being able to stay with Isis anymore.
"Don't worry so much Ruri-hime! We'll see each other again in no time flat! Believe it!" Isis said grinning at her best friend who instantly cheered up at that thought and looked at Isis with wide adoring eyes.
"You're right Isis-chan! And when we see each other again I'm gonna be big and strong like you so that you can be my girlfriend without having to always protect me!" Rurichiyo said causing everyone there to blink and/or smother their laughter since they knew that Isis was absolutely oblivious to things like that.
"Okay." Isis said agreeing with a shrug and causing her dad to snort before he hastily tried to cover it with a cough. The Daimyo was standing nearby looking amused while Sarutobi face-palmed and was mumbling about how Isis was going to be every straight guys idol if she kept this up, what was it with the white haired child and gaining powerful friends that wanted to date her?
"Here Isis-chan." Rurichiyo said having a sudden idea as she slipped her royal ring off of her finger and slipped it onto the index finger of Isis's left hand, not knowing what that represented at all.
"Now everyone will know that you're gonna be my girlfriend and that I'll kick their asses if they try to hurt you!" Rurichiyo said grinning as she said the curse word ever so casually, it was one of the side effects that came with hanging around Isis for long periods of time. The adults never noticed the curse word as they were too busy snickering at Rurichiyos actions and declaration. Oh dear lords they so wanted to have a camera ready when she and Isis found out what slipping that ring onto that particular finger meant for the two girls.
"Good idea Ruri-hime. Here! You can take my earrings since I don't have any rings!" Isis said grinning as she took the jade stud earrings out of her ears at a nod from her mother and handed them to Rurichiyo who immediately placed them into her own ears.
"There! Now everyone will know that you're going to be my girlfriend and I'll give them a royal ass whopping if they so much as look at you wrong!" Isis exclaimed happily and earning a light smack upside the back of her head from her mother for the curse.
"Thanks Isis-chan. See you soon. Bye-bye and this is what girlfriends do I think." Rurichiyo said seeing her grandfather's guards get impatient as she hugged Isis and kissed her on the cheek and rushed over to hide behind her grandfather with a blush on her face.
"Hey! You didn't give me a chance to kiss you back Ruri-hime! No fair!" Isis yelled after the royal girl who threw her head back and laughed long and loud at that, much like the adults were doing at Isis's innocent and put out look.