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::::Chapter Four::::
After the boys exited the restaurant, they huddled together to decide what to do next. "This is a day without the girls... What awesome thing can we do that they would never, ever, EVER let us get away with normally?" Black*Star pondered, throwing his arms up behind his head.
"Maka never lets me go shopping by myself..." Soul mumbled.
"Not awesome enough." the blue haired Meister said quickly.
"Liz and Patti don't like to go look for symmetrical things with me. They say it's a waste of time..." Kid whined.
"Way not awesome enough."
"Oh yeah?" Soul growled. "What doesn't you precious Tsubaki let you do, huh? You get away with everything!"
This stopped the little ninja. It's not that he didn't have ideas, it's just his brain had a hard time choosing which terrible deed would be the funnest. After a minute of thought, Black*Star grinned. "Tsubaki never lets me wear her underwear!" At his little statement, Kid just about fell flat on his face. Soul stopped walking and started to snicker.
"Really?" Soul asked. "I have no idea why Tsubaki wouldn't let you wear her underwear." His comment was doused in sarcasm. Anyone, even a complete MORON, would be able to understand what he meant.
"I know, right?! She just never lets me!!"
... Anyone besides Black*Star...
Kid smacked his head with his palm. "Black*Star... Try thinking before you speak. Isn't there a reason Tsubaki doesn't let you touch her under garments?"
The blue haired boy shook his head. "No. She just wants them all to herself!"
The other two boys looked at Black*Star seriously. Was he really that stupid? Or was he really so smart, he actedstupid to seem normal? Black*Star spun in a circle and stomped his foot. "YEAH! LET'S DO IT! PANTIE RAID!!" Yep. He was that stupid.
As the fired up Meister tried to walk away, Soul grabbed his shoulder. "You baka. You can't do a pantie raid in broad daylight! That's suicide if someone saw you!"
Black*Star turned around to face his white haired friend. "Huh. You're right..." Soul and Kid both took a sigh of relief, glad they talked the boy out of it. "We have to wait until dark." The relief was half lived, interrupted by a eye roll.
"Are we really going to? Do a..." Kid paused, then continued in a whisper, "... pantie raid...?"
"Yep!" the ninja boy confirmed, sticking out his chest. "And NO ONE is gonna catch us!!"
"Really Black*Star? You really wanna do a pantie raid?" Soul asked incredulously, receiving a frantic head bob from Black*Star. With a heavy sigh, the weapon scratched his head. "Fine. But not until later, okay?"
Kid looked shocked at Soul's easy to change mind. With a quick motion, he swooped over to Soul. Leaning his head down, he glanced nervously over at Black*Star's laughing figure. "We are not really going through with this... are we?"
"You heard the man." Soul shrugged. "He wants to play with Tsubaki's stuff, what right do we have to stop 'im?"
"Yes..." the Shinigami muttered. "But are WE going with him?"
"Why not? I always wondered what cup size Tsubaki was..."
"SOUL!" Kid said in a harsh tone, still keeping his voice a whisper.
"What? Like you never wondered?"
"That's besides the point."
Black*Star, done with his proud laughter, turned and saw his pals having a meeting without him. "Whatcha guys talkin' about? How we're gonna break into Maka's room?" he grinned.
"Yeah, whateve--MAKA'S ROOM?!?!" Soul bellowed. "Why Maka's room?!"
"It isa pantie raid. Wouldn't be right if it was only Tsubaki. We gotta hit all the girls." He glanced at Kid. "That means Liz and Patti, too."
"If I let you into my house, you're going to break everything and make it of balance." Kid stated coldly.
"That's your only problem?! Not the invasion of privacy?" Soul sputtered.
"I give my word as a ninja assassin I won't break or ruin anything." Black*Star promised.
"Like your word means anything to me?"
"... Well, how do I persuade you then?"
"When we raid Tsubaki's room, let me make it perfectly symmetrical." Kid offered.
"Deal~" Black*Star held out his hand and they shook on it.
"This is ridiculous. You're both outta your minds..." sighed Soul, throwing his hands up in the air and walking away. The other two trodded behind him. "So, what are we going to do until then? Since you two clearly plan on raiding tonight."
Kid rubbed his chin. "Hmm... Why don't we just go wander through the mall? You know, just to browse, maybe run into some people?"
"Sounds good to me. Black*Star?" Soul shrugged.
"Sure. I'm game." With that, the three boys started to walk to the large local department store.
((Yep. A pantie raid. Involving Maka's panties. That's gonna fun... XDD Please review if you liked it and I'll try to get the next chapter up quick~))