I hate picture day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And science fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I no own twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward: NO DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT ANY PENUTS!!!!!!

Stewardess: ummm...okay, sir.

She hurried off.

Alice: what was that about?

Edward: She was stalking me.

Alice: yeah...well we'll be off this plane soon , so just hold on a little longer.

Edward: Why'd you have to take that trunk? We'd be out of the airport even sooner if we didn't have to stop and wait for that.

Alice: ohhhh...nothing. Wicked grin.

Edward: oh God, not this again.

Alice: maybe it is full of blood, so what ? Where did you expect us to hunt in Disney World? Huh? Were we going to kill Mickey Mouse?

Edward: Do you remember the last time we took blood on a plane?

Alice: How was I suppose to know dogs can sniff out blood?

Edward: THEY STRIPP SEARCHED US ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!( people turn to stare at them so Edward whispers now). that women took more time then necessary!!!!!

Alice: I'll be more careful this time. Okay?

Edward: that police women touched me in inappropriate places and that's not just something that someone can easily forget!!!!!!!

Disneyworld...

Bella: I'm bored.

Fairy King with patch over his eye: yeah me too

Bella: hay? why did you take me anyway?

Fairy King: because you're a witch.

Bella: What?!! I know you didn't just call me what I think you just called me!

Fairy King: ummmm...anyway, witches attract magical beings. Especially Brownies. Do you trip a lot?

Bella: Why would a delicious desert cause me to trip? Please.

Fairy king: Not those types of fairies. The kind I'm talking about are kindda like evil fairies.

Bella: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! ( she trips) DAMN YOU BROWNIES! DAMN YOU!

Fairy King: There aren't any Brownies in the room.

Bella: shut up.

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