In Which There is a Second Season

A.K.A. Total Drama Island Season Two

O.k. Let's roll! I'm sorry for not up-dating g sooner, but live with it. This story is going to move at a snail's pace because I don't have a lot of free time. Here are my usual shout-outs:

Readers: You're the reason I write

Reviewers: You're the reason I write well!

Also, I don't think I will be able to use solange1314, Gothic-Sorceress, and .. xD after this chapter because I don't see what they could do on a train ride… wait, did I say train? Uh, I meant plane! Yeah, let's go with that. There won't be anything else that needs to be done after the PLANE ride. Uh, ignore the train! (Hint, hint)

Also, guess what! Drum roll please! I GOT A PUPPY! FROM IOWA! Ta-da! That's why I couldn't up-date sooner. ON WITH THE SHOW! Right, CoCo?

If someone would have taken a picture of the inside of the plane at the exact moment of half way between Wawanakwa and the airport, it would look to be crazy: Owen and Izzy are making out, Geoff and Bridgett are making out, DJ is talking to his pet bunny, Duncan and Courtney are fighting, like always, LeShawna, Heather, and Beth are all fighting over Heater's 12th spare wig, she has a lot! Harold is hiding from Courtney, Lindsay is putting on make-up, Noah is reading, Ezekiel is trying to get closer to Bridgett with out being spotted, Eva and Tyler are wrestling, Katie and Sadie are admiring Justin, who is flexing his muscles, Trent is playing on his guitar, Gwen is talking with Gothic-Sorceress, and Cody is trying, as always, to hit on Gwen. Other than that, it was a perfectly normal flight to Camp Wawanakwa.

"EVERYONE! FREEZE!" the pilot's voice, solange1314, was heard loud and clear from the speaker. Of course this lead to some awkward positions as everyone froze: Owen and Izzy and Geoff and Bridgett were making out so that was awkward. Courtney was about to push Duncan, so her hand stayed on his chest, LeShawna is leaning out the window, almost dropping Heather's wig, Lindsay is turning around with her but up looking for the right shade off lip-gloss, Ezekiel is leaning over the seat Bridgett and Geoff are making out in, and Cody has his hand on Gwen's shoulder, who was threatening to throw him out the window. Did I mention it was a very small airplane?

"O.k. this is your pilot speaking! It is snake time, so .. xD will come around to give you your midway meal. SO back to your seats! And LeShawna, don't fall off, that would get Chris sued! Carry on!" solange1314 got off the speaker. "Hey, were did that voice come from? And where is Chip? Lindsay questions as she sat next to Tyler in seat 2-A. "Probably flying right behind us in a luxury plane, laughing at us. And it's Chris!" Courtney answered as she sat down, unhappy, next to a very smug Duncan. .. xD came around giving every chair a bag of peanuts and two cans of soda.

"Don't worry, Courtney's got it right. He is right behind us laughing at you." The attendant answered the puzzled camper. "O.k. who wants to play a game?" .. xD tried to get a game started. No one raised there hand, except Heather. "Um yeah. Right. How about the 'Shut up and leave us alone!' game?" Heather yelled. "Watch your mouth, missy, O.k.! Then it's settled! We'll play the 'Fortunately Unfortunately! Game' I'll start: Fortunately, we are going back to camp!" .. xD tries to start, but only got more blank looks from the campers.

"More like: Unfortunately, we are going back to camp." Courtney corrected her.

"But, fortunately, we threw Heather's wig out the plane window." Beth adds on.

"Unfortunately, Beth, she brought more spare ones that look much better that you wig!" Heather snorts.

"Wig? I'm not wearing a wig! I changed my look after TDI with the money I've been saving up. I even got my retainer out!" Beth says.

"WHAT EVER!" Heather yells.

"Yeah, fortunately, the wig was not as great as a jelly-filled donut!" Owen squeals.

"Unfortunately, Heather fell out of a plane." Gwen added getting in the hang of things.

"Sadly for us but fortunately for Heather, she landed in a pill of garbage to soften the blow." Bridgett laughs.

"Fortunately, the dumpster was dumped into a pile of sumo wrestlers!" Duncan mentions Heather's weak point.

"UGG! That is it! I'm leaving this stupid game! I'll be up front with solange1314! At least HE doesn't make fun off me!"

Confession Cam- Don't laugh at my wig!

Heather- /looks furious/ "At least the people I want in my alliance have the brains to keep shut! Harold, Katie, Sadie, and Justin should help me to the final two. But then I'll dump whoever is left. I will win this! YOU HEAR ME! I WILL!" /outside the cam/ Gwen – "Yeah we here you! Now get out! /inside cam/ God, that Goth girl drives me crazy! But this time I WILL WIN!

Gwen - /looks thoughtful/ "I don't know. The other campers are pretty much how I left them at the final challenge. I just wish that Cody would stop bugging me. He's o.k. I guess. But more like a little brother to me than anything else.

Owen - /stuffing his face full with jelly donuts/ Man! These are GOOD! I wonder why Chef threw them away!

Confession Cam – Over and out!

Gothic-Sorceress warns Heather before she leaves, "I wouldn't do that if I were you! Which I'm not, I'm so very thankful for! He saw the TDI, and-" Heather just rolls her eyes, "I don't need help from another lame Goth girl. I'm fine on my own!" Gothic-Sorceress just shrugs.

"Unfortunately, Heather stomps off before we can taunt her anymore." Trent talks to the group minus Heather.

"But, fortunately, she fell on a rug off not-coolness." Geoff hopelessly messes up, again. Everyone, minus Heather, burst our laughing.

"Unfortunately, Heather has more spare wigs!" DJ adds on.

"And fortunately, that gives us more to throw out!" LeShawna laughs.

"Unfortunately, if we throw them out, we will have to see that ugly back side off her head. Which, did I mention, is totally tacky?" Lindsay squeals.

"UGG! YOU HAVE NO SENSE OFF HUMOR!" Everyone, including Chris and Chef Hatchet, who I don't know how he got there, heard Heather scream.

"EEEEEEE! Fortunately, Heather screams so that must mean something is wrong for her-" Katie squeals.

"EEEEEEE! And right for us!" Sadie joins in. Just then Heather storms into the seating area of the plane, her wig splattered with ketchup. "Don't. You. DARE. Laugh." Heather mutters. "I warned you. He saw what you did to Gwen. He, needles I say, didn't like it. And you interrupted his lunch. Not a good thing." Gothic-Sorceress reminds her. "I am going to sleep. Wake me and you die!" Heather yells. "Hey! That's MY line! No copying!" Duncan protests.

"With Heather fast asleep, this is our chance: Lindsay, can I see some off your make-up? And Duncan, can I have some off you spray. Yes, I know you brought it." Courtney whispers her plan to the remaining awake campers. There is some laughing, some crying because they laughed so much, and some who had to go away from Heather so they wouldn't wake her, they were laughing so much. "Finally, done!" Courtney whispers happily several minutes later.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER JUST BEFORE THE PLANE LANDS

"Oh my god! AHHHHHHH! What happened to my face?" Heather screamed. Her face was covered in day-old honey they found, along with a wig sprayed red and her bald head had 'Loser' on it in permanent makeup. Also, if you look closely, it will say beneath that, 'Courtney was here!' in the same permanent makeup.

The other campers laughed as they gathered their stuff and walked onto the ground off Camp Wawanakwa. But, there they stopped, not uttering a sound, in shock. It was like the world had stopped and they were just on pause button. No sound was made. No birds flying over head, no squirrels chattering away. It seamed even the waterfall had paused in motion. Everyone forgot about the Heather thing, or the challenge, or even if they could survive another eight weeks of eating Chef Hatchets 'food'. Finally a scared voice spoke up, "Chris…What…what happened?" It was no more than a whisper but the sound carried over the barren island. "I…I don't know."

Me: OMG! This is perfect!

Courtney: No it's not! I'll ask the question that the readers and reviewers are dying to know and the question that was uttered last in this scary, scary chapter: What happened?

Me: I can't say! This way more people will like it and then they will add me to their favorite's list and then more and more people will come under the influence of my story and then I will rule the world! Muahahahahah!

Courtney: /backs away slowly/

Chari: OMG! Is that Courtney! Like, OMG! I've being TLY Uber dying to meet you and Duncan! You are like my Fav. campers. LOL! I LOL when you kept pushing him away! And I just ROFL when you kissed. OMG! This is TLY Uber cool! O.k. TTYL! TTFN! L8R, G8R!

Me/Courtney: Uhh, Noah translation!

Noah: Fine. Oh my god! Is that Courtney! Like, oh my god! I've being totally so dying to meet you and Duncan! You are like my favorite campers. Laugh out loud! I laugh out loud when you kept pushing him away! And I just roll on the floor laughing when you kissed. Oh my god! This is totally so cool! O.k. Talk to you later! Ta ta for now! Later, gater!

Chari: That's what I said! Sorry, sometimes, ya know, I get in the zone! Ok. Bye!

Courtney: I hope all my fans aren't crazy!

Duncan: READ AND REVIEW!

Me: DUNCAN! That's my line!

Duncan: So?

Me: /pulls out metal bat/

Duncan: Uhh, o.k., some help here Courtney?

Courtney: Deep sigh. Just say /whispers something in his ear/

Duncan: You just said deep sigh out loud by the way.

Courtney: Say it if you want to live!

Duncan: Fine! You can say READ AND REVIEW! O.k.?

Me: YAY! READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE! AND LET ME RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAH!

Courtney/Duncan/Noah/Chari: /back away slowly/