The Completely Pointless,
Plotless Fanfiction ever!
Hello again folks. To celebrate the Month of July 2007 as "Harry Potter" month, I shall be writing a side chapter about everyone's favourite wizard. Enjoy. You know the Disclaimer.
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(-o Gaiden Chapter 1: Hangin' with the Weasleys!! o-)
It was a typical morning at the Weasley household. Well, actually, it was very early in the morning and that's hardly typical. Anyway, they had just finished breakfast and had put on their best Muggle clothing. The Weasley's set out to meet up with Amos Diggory and his son Cedric. At one point, Mr. Weasley had slipped on an embankment and landed in a pile of mud.
"Gosh Darn it!" Arthur exclaimed.
"What's the matter?" Ron asked his father, knowing full well what it was.
"What on earth?" Arthur exclaimed as he stood up with the outfit he would normally wear to the ministry caked in mud.
"Dad. What are you doing in your robes?!" George asked surprised.
"That's what I want to know." Mr. Weasley wondered as he climbed up the embankment. "Oh my gosh…" He muttered disgustedly to himself. "How did this happen?"
"We don't know." Harry said. Then, just as soon as it happened, Mr. Weasley's clothes changed back to their original state.
"Oh, well. We can go now." Mr. Weasley said cheerfully. So, they carried on and they soon met Amos and his son. As they were traveling towards the Portkey, Amos noticed something.
"Hey. My clothes." Amos said, looking over his wizard robes. "What's going on? What's this?"
"What is going on?" Mr. Weasley wondered out loud.
"Daaaaad!" Ron suddenly whined. Everyone turned to see him decked in a Ballerina outfit complete with wand and tiara. Almost immediately, a chorus of laughter erupted. Ron wondered where they found his Costume. Oh please. Don't tell me none of you go out to secret Ballet lessons…not that I do…Anyway, thing went back to normal until…
"What is this?!" Hermione suddenly shouted. Everyone turned to see her in a Goth outfit. "Actually, this is kind of cool." She started to flip her hair out of her eyes and looked bored. Her other outfit appeared again. "Oh well." She said as they went on to the Portkey. Lots of things happened including Harry turning into Malfoy and Snape. Suddenly, Amos tripped.
"Are you ok, Dad?" Cedric asked his father as he helped him up.
"Yes. I just tripped over…my robes." Amos said, looking at his once again appeared robes.
"Alright, cut it out!" Arthur shouted out to no one in particular. They cautiously went on, this time their wands out. When Arthur's suddenly spouted spiders, they then started to run up to the Portkey so as to avoid any more incidents. They finally made it to an old boot. Just as they were about to reach it…it disappears. There was silence until Mr. Weasley started sniffling. He then let out a full-fledged sob. Then, Harry followed then Ron then Hermione until the whole group was just standing there bawling their eyes out.
Some time had passed. Everyone was sitting in a circle crying about their lost hopes.
"I'll never see Molly again!" Cried Arthur while looking at a picture of his wife.
"He took my teddy bear!" Ron screamed.
"I want to meet Inspector Dryfuss!" Hermione randomly yelled. Amos was comforting his sobbing son in his arms, trying not to cry himself. This went on until the boot came back. Everyone instantly stopped and they grabbed onto it and they teleported out of there. A single boot was left lying there. A hand came out of nowhere, picked it up and went back to where ever the hand came from.
How was that? Pointless? Plotless? Good. Let me know what you thought. To be honest, I'm up writing this at some 5am. Let hope that I can finish writing this before I fall aslee-
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NOTES:
-This episode was in production sometime around the release of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix".
-This episode originally aired in July of 2007.
-This is the first Gaiden (Side story) Chapter written.
TRIVIA:
-The Author was fortunate to view the movie the day it was released. Says he "It was fantastic!". Says his cousin who took him, "Words can not be used for what we just saw."