(This chapter is about sex mostly but it's a funny way I would love to tell u but I'm not going to, you will have to read to find out more)

The Legend of Link & Malon

Chapter: 4

What? The Birds and Bees?

Both Link and Malon landed on the ground out in front of the old dead Deku tree, Link saw something in the ground right by it. Link bend down to it so he could get a better look at it, he had his face very close to the little plant but before Link could say anything the small plant grew out of the ground so fast, that made Link fall over onto his back screaming. Malon couldn't help but laugh at that.

"Hi there! I'm the Deku tree sprout! Because of you two and Saria broke the cures on the Forest Temple, I can grow and flourish! Thank a lot." He said with a cute smile at the two.

Link got up and brushed the dirt off his backside and walked back over to him same with Malon. "Um hello there."

"Hey. Have you seen your old friend? None of them recognized you with your grown up body. Did they? That's because the Kokiri's never grow up! Even after seven years they're still kids." He explained to Link with a bright smile on his wooden face.

Link knew he was not one of them he knew that very well but he didn't want to believe it, Link look back at the Deku sprout to listen to more.

"You must be wondering why you have grown up. Well, as might have already guessed. You are not a Kokiri! You are Hylian. I'm happy to finally reveal this secret to you. Some time ago, Before the King of Hyrule unified this country. There was a fierce war in our world. One day, to escape from the fires of the war. A Hylian mother and her baby boy entered this forbidden forest. The mother was gravely injured…Her only choice was to entrust the child to the Deku tree. The guardian spirit of the forest, The Deku tree could sense that this was a child of destiny. Whose fate would affect the entire world? So he took him into the forest. After the mother passed away, the baby was raised as a Kokiri. And now, finally, the day of destiny has come!"

Link was so shocked to hear all of this so fast and at once he didn't know what to think of any of this.

"You are Hylian. And were always bound to leave this forest, and now…you have learned your own destiny…So you know now you know what you must do…that's right….You must save the land of Hyrule! Now, Link, Malon Break the cures on all the Temples. And return peace to Hyrule." He smiled again at the two.

Link tried to let this all sink in. 'why did it have to be me? I didn't want any of this.'

"Wow he is so cute!" Malon said while hugging the Deku sprout and kissing him the on top of his head, "I like you Deku sprout, I think your so cute!" The Deku sprout's bark went bright red. "Um thank you Malon…."

"I just love him so much!" she hugged him again, pushing her breast into his face.

Link and Navi gave her an odd look. "Um come on Malon we have to get going." Link said thinking this was so weird.

"Aw okay," She kissed the Deku sprout on its lips and ran off with Link.

"That lucky son of a bitch Link! To get a woman like that, why did I have to be a tree…I don't think trees can even get girl trees or can we?" He thought to himself.

After Link and Malon went back to Link's tree house, they decided to relax for the day then go to the next temple tomorrow. "What a day! I'm tried from all that fighting from that temple, what about you Link?" Malon said resting on his kid bed and putting her swords on the floor.

Link didn't answer he was so shocked about his life and what his life was for. He sat at his table lost in thought just repenting what the Deku sprout had told him. Navi knew how upset he was so she just went over to Malon to tell her to leave him be for a while.

Malon started to eat the left over peaches from last night and she got some milk out that she bought at Kakariko village. Link started to eat too but he didn't say a word to Malon or Navi. He took a sip of his milk then looked at Malon eating her peach, "I'm happy that you're okay Malon." He finally said.

Malon blushed and smiled at him. "Well I would have died if you didn't help me back there and I thank you for it." She smiled, and still remembering that kiss.

After both Link and Malon were done eating they both laid down on the blankets on the floor to relax. Malon took off her boots, gloves, chained vest and her tunic and wolf pelt. Link took off his boots, tunic, gloves, chained vest and hat.

Malon kept on replaying that kiss in her head over again. Link's lips on hers and him holding her in his arms, She wanted more from him, his lips, his body, everything. She looked out at him and snuggled closer to him.

Link saw that Malon was lying on his chest with one arm around him. He started to blush a lot more now, "Malon um what are you…doing?" he asked looking down at her.

Malon sat up looking over at Link and lend over him pursing her lips to his. Link closed his eyes and wrapped his arms around her waist bringing her closer to him. Before long he was on top of her making out with her, playing with her tongue with his. Link didn't know what he was doing but he liked it and he wanted more from her, he moved his hand to her chest. Malon loved Link touching her in that way, she started to feel his chest up and down while her mouth was still on his. She moved her hands lower to his hips wanting to pull down his tights.

Link undid her corset and pulled down her skirt. He looked over her whole body and went back to kissing her, Link could feel the stiffness in his pants hared. Malon could also feel it too, but to her it felt very weird since she doesn't even know what one looks like. Malon's heart started to beat so loud and fast it felt like it was going to jump out of her chest and run away. She pulled off his white tight shirt over his head, and then she started to kiss his chest and running her fingers down his chest. Link moaned from her touch and then started to undo her leas top to revel her D cup size breast. Malon started to feel embarrassed about her body, she thought that Link might not like it.

Link slowly pulled down her black panties down passed her feet. He looked down at her vagina, he thought it looked weird but at the same time he really liked it, and just by looking at it he wanted her even more. Malon started to feel very nerves now, she never had a man look at her body before and she never seen a man's naked body before. Malon slowly pulled down Link's tights down passed his legs and feet, to see his really big penis. Malon thought it looked like a mushroom but a pink one, but she also liked it. She just wanted to touch it and do all kinds of things to him to make him feel good. Link moved on top of her again having his mouth over hers, he slowly moved his hand down her stomach then to her hip. Malon started to moan from Link's touch. Link move his hand on her vagina and started rubbing it slowly, he could hear Malon moan more and louder. He wasn't sure if he was hurting her or not, but he kept on rubbing it.

Malon started to moan more loudly then she pushed Link off of her, "no! Stop I can't do this…I'm sorry." Malon got up and grabbed her panties, skirt, leas top, and boots. Then she got dressed and ran out Link's house leaving him very confused.

Link sat there naked on the pile of blankets just thinking of what he did wrong. He sat there thinking to himself, of what he did to make Malon so upset. Navi came out of Link's hat after getting woken up from both Link and Malon's moaning. "Hey! I'm trying to sleep…" She looked down at Link and blushed. "Ah! Link! Cover up! Why are you sitting there naked?" She shouted as her glow turned to a bright pink.

Link moved some hair from his face and pulled his tights back on, and sat on his kid bed and put both his hands on his face. "Malon is mad at me…I don't know why?"

Navi sat on his shoulder to listen what Link had to say, "Tell me about it?"

Link looked over at Navi and sighed. "Well I was kissing Malon, and I took her clothes off…and started touching her, but she told me to stop then she ran off." He explained.

Navi couldn't help but laugh at that, "Oh Link! You two are kids in grown up bodies…he-he! Here let me give you the sex talk okay?" Link nodded his head and listened to what Navi had to say.

"Well…when a man and a woman grow up, they get feelings for each other…sexual feelings like you and Malon are getting. Well when a man gets turned on their penis gets hard, and when that happens he needs a woman to put his penis into her vagina, that's what Malon has between her legs." Navi explained to the young blonde.

Link's face went bright red, "Oh…um…okay…" He said feeling so nerves.

"Well when a woman gets turned on her vagina gets wet…that will allow the man's penis slide inside her easy. Once the man has his penis inside a woman's vagina he moves it in deep and out but not all the way out, and he keeps doing that until he feels this wonderful feeling getting stronger… once the feeling gets really strong he…" Navi looked at Link, and trying to explain this to him without feeling embarrassed. "He will cum inside of her, but if the man is not careful the woman can get pregnant with a baby. There I think I told you everything you need to know about sex and your body." She smiled feeling happy for herself yet very embarrassed.

Link scratched the back of his head. "Well I get it. It's just a lot to sink in at once…" He said looking at the fairy.

"Well I better go give Malon the sex talk now; she must have run off because she doesn't know what she's feeling or what's going on with her body." Navi flew out of Link's house and up to the cliff where the entrance to the lost woods was.

Link took a sip of the last bit of his milk and then lay back down on the blankets on the floor. 'So babies come from a woman's body from having sex…and sex feels really good? And stronger feelings Hm.' Link thought to himself.

Malon was looking down at Link's house after Navi gave her the sex talk. She felt so bad for running off on Link like she did. An hour later Malon came back to Link's house to find him sleeping like a baby, she smiled and then took off her skirt and boots and laid down beside him. She knew they had a big day tomorrow, going to the next temple to find the next sage.

Link was deep in his sleep having his nightmares again. (This part of the dream is from twilight princess kinda just to let you all known.)

This time in Link's dream he was a wolf, outside of a dark castle that had dark clouds and lava under the castle and only two ways to get in or out. One was the front door and the other was a cliff near the roof of the castle, and that's how he got in. Link ran inside the castle to look for someone he didn't know who or what, but he knew there was someone in this castle he had to see. Link ran pasted the guards and monsters. Most of castle was full of monsters then anything, but Link killed the ones that got in his way and made his way to the tower room at the bottom of the stairs. The tower looked dark and creepy; there were really no lights anywhere. And there was Keese everywhere, but Keese where easy to kill; they were just a pain in the ass at times. Link ran up the long dark spiral stair case with Keese's following him but Link didn't care he could feel the thing he needed to see was at the top of this tower and he was not going to rest until he made it.

As he ran he could feel the thing he needed to see was getting closer and closer. Once Link as at the top, there was more light and it looked nice kind of. And the carpet was red and there were lovely crystal lights.

Link ran all the way down the red hallway as fast as he could. He stopped at this big double door and one of the doors was opened and bit, so he made his way inside the room to see Malon sitting on a chair looking out the dark window singing to herself.

"Couldn't save you from the start Love you so it hurts my soul. Can you forgive me for trying again your silence makes me hold my breath Oh; time has passed you by oh, for so long I've tried to shield you from the world. oh, you couldn't face the freedom on your own Here I am left in silence You gave up the fight You left me behind All that's done forgiven You'll always be mine I know deep inside All that's done forgiven

I watched the clouds drifting away Still the sun can't warm my face I know it was destined to go wrong You were looking for the great escape To chase your demons away oh, for so long I've tried to shield you from the world oh, you couldn't face the freedom on your own And here I am left in silence You gave up the fight You left me behind All that's done forgiven You'll always be mine I know deep inside All that's done' forgiven I've been so lost since you've gone Why not me before you Why did fate deceive me Everything turned out so wrong Why did you leave me in silence You gave up the fight You left me behind All that's done forgiven You'll always be mine I know deep inside All that's done forgiven…"

Link felt like crying right now but he couldn't since he was a wolf he couldn't cry, all he could do was wimpier like the wolf he was.

Malon jumped up and saw Link in his wolf form, for a minute she gave Link an odd look, then she smiled knowing he would not hurt her. "Oh hi little one, have you come to see me or have my music brought more animals to me?" She said looking down at the wolf.

Link walked over to her and laid his head on her lap, but he didn't see that she had a big belly. He was so shocked to see that.

"Oh you're looking at my belly…well yes I'm pregnant with the dark kings child, I'm not happy with it…but there's nothing I can do, he won't let me ever leave this room or even keep things in my room that I can hurt myself with…" She cried with tears running down her face. "All I want is Link to come be to me…why he had to let Ganondorf win! Why didn't he just kill him and not worry about me."

It all came together for Link; he had died because Ganon was trying to hurt Malon, so he gave up so she could live. He didn't know that this would happen to her if he died.

"You should leave before my husband comes back." She said while stroking Link's head.

Link nodded his head and ran out of the room. He knew now what he had to do, that what his dreams where telling him.

Malon woke up in the middle of the night hearing Link cry out her name in his sleep. "Link?" She said looking over at him.

Link was tossing and turning in his sleep, and he was covered in sweat and he was breathing heavy. "No! I'm so sorry Malon I would have never of done it if I knew!" He yelled out.

"Link! Link! Wake up!" Malon yelled, and shaking him to wake him up. "You're having a nightmare wake up!" Link's eyes snapped opened to see Malon sitting over him, he sat up quality and looked around to see that he was in his old house and to see Malon sitting next to him, looking safe and well. "Oh did I wake you?" He asked looking at her. "I'm sorry if I did, I…I just been having nightmares lately."

Malon put her hand on Link's back and started to rub it. "It's okay I'm here for you…" She said trying to comfort him.

He showed a weak smile but it soon faded, since he knew his dreams where telling him something, something that's going to happen to Malon. Link started to think having Malon with him was a bad idea, but he liked having her with him, he didn't want to alone no more and he started to get odd feelings for her that her never felt before.

"Thank you Malon…for being here with me and all." He said not looking at her in the eye.

"No Link. I should thank you for letting me come with you." She hugged him then laid back down to go back to sleep.

Link also laid back down to go back to sleep and trying not to think of his dreams, but hoping he would have different kind of dream a nice one for once.

The next morning Malon was at the waterfall having another bath before they go to the next temple to find the next sage. Link was in his house cleaning it up before he left, and Navi was helping him clean up.

"Link I know about you having nightmares you wanna talk about it?" She asked feeling really worried for him.

Link sat down on his little bed and looked over at Navi, knowing he should tell her. "Sure, I will tell you but please don't tell Malon I don't want her to know just yet. Okay?" He asked looking at his friend.

Navi nodded her head and sat on his shoulder to let Link tell her about his nightmares he's been having ever since he became a grown up. After Link told Navi about his dreams about Malon and Ganondorf was having a child and him and Zelda getting killed while all of Hyrule went into darkness. Navi was really shocked and scared at the same time. "Wow that is something… do you think it will really happen? Because if it's a sign of what are things to come then you have to find a way to send Malon back to her own time." She said looking at him with worry.

Link knew Navi was right but he didn't want to send her back, he wanted her to stay with him, but he just didn't know what to do anymore. "Maybe but she's been a good help…maybe she don't have to fight Ganonorf with me…"

"And how are you going to get her not to fight Ganon, you know her once she has her mind set on something there's no stopping her." Navi said to him.

Malon came into Link's house wearing only her lase shirt, her mini skirt and boots, while holding her light purple tunic, wolf fur pelt, corset, chained vest and finger-less gloves. "That water was really cold… but I guess it will do, I hope we can find a hot spring one day." She said while moving her wet hair from her face and getting dressed. "Well ready to go?" Link nodded his head and packed his stuff and some food to take with them. He didn't like to bring milk with him much because it went bad pretty fast, like after a day or two.

Both Link and Malon left the Kokiri Forest. And they found Epona standing there from where they left her two days ago. "Wow I didn't know she would wait here for two whole days?" Link said walking over to his horse.

"Well she is faithful to you and me, Link But I think we should take her by the river to have a drink and maybe to eat some grass." This time on the horse Link sat in the front and Malon sat behind him, and holding onto his waist. Epona started to ride all the way to the pond; the pond was near the Forest. Both Link and Malon got off Epona to have some of the food they brought with them.

Both Malon and Link started to eat their peaches and had some water to drink with it. "What a lovely day, don't you think?" Malon asked Link while taking a sip of her water that was in her bottle.

Link nodded his head and took a bite out of his peach, and wiped the peach juice from his mouth. "Yeah, it is." He said looking of far off.

Malon smiled at Link then kissed him on his cheek. "Hee-hee Link…um I'm getting these feeling for you…I don't really know why, but there very strong feelings."

Link's eyes went wide, and then he smiled and pulled Malon closer to him. "Me too…" He whispered in her ear, and then he kissed her on the lips.

Malon closed her eyes and moved her left hand to his face and kissed him back. Link moved his hands down to Malon's waist and pulled her on top of him, and started to slide his hands down to her butt over the wolf fur pelt. Malon moan a bit from Link's touch but she then soon snapped out of it and got off of Link and walked over to Epona.

"Um we should get going." She said while getting on Epona's back. Link frowned that he made her run off on him again, but he nodded his head and climbed on the back of Epona and held on to Malon waist.

"So what temple do we go to next?" Malon asked looking around.

Navi looked around then looked at Death Mountain and saw the ring of fire on the top of it. "The cloud over Death Mountain is weird?" She said looking at it.

Both Link and Malon looked up at it, and nodded their heads. "She is right there is something odd about it…I think we should go check it out, what do you say Link?" Malon asked.

Link nodded his head, knowing there was something bad about that ring of fire. Both Link and Malon road all the way back to the village and ran up the stairs for a little race, but Malon won that one. They both walked over to the gates to Death Mountain trail.

(There we go I fixed this one up the best I could. Well enjoy. Until next time.)