The Week From Hell

Chapter 4

GryffindorGals

A/N: Sorry we're slackers and don't write often enough…

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10 minutes earlier…

Sirius's POV

After his shower, which had thoroughly got the smell of pee out of his hair, Sirius decided to explore more of the house. Or more importantly, raid Lily's room. As he strode down the hallway, he conveniently ran into Lily's mother.

"Oh, hey Mrs. Evans," Sirius said smoothly.

"Hello, Sirius," She said back.

"Could you possibly point me in the right direction to Lily's room?" he asked.

Mrs. Evans nodded, smiling. "Yes, it's the second to last door on the left."

"Thanks, Mrs. Evans,"

"No problem," she said as she walked towards the stairs.

Sirius grinned to himself, "Wow," he said aloud. "Could this be any easier?"

When he reached Lily's room he began raiding her dressers, under her bed, her closet, basically anything he thought would conceal something juicy.

"Ooooh, Evans!" he exclaimed as he reached her underwear drawer and found a handfull of dark green lacy thongs.

But just simply looking at Lily's clothes wasn't enough for Sirius. No, he had to actually wear it. Right as he was putting the finishing touches on his "costume", he heard loud, hurried footsteps coming from the hallway.

Present

Lily's POV

Lily, James and Emily flew down the hallway; throwing doors open along the way. They had checked everywhere for Sirius, the bathrooms, closets, hallways. There was only one last place he could be…

Lily arrived at the door first and flung it open to find Sirius standing in the middle of her room, wearing her clothes. But Sirius wasn't just wearing any random piece of her clothing; he was wearing a green and black lace thong over his boxers and a matching bra. Lily's clothes were stretching themselves out to fit around Sirius, as he was much bigger then Lily.

Lily gasped. A second later, Emily and James were behind her, eyes wide, mouths open.

"Oh, hi Lily!" Sirius said happily, dancing over to her. "Do you like my outfit? Bet it looks familiar! Who knew that you wore such provocative things?"

Lily just stared at him in shock, unable to speak.

"What do you think Prongs? You always did think Lily looked good in green; does it work for me too? Though, I did always think I was more of a purple kind of person…"

James stuttered, "I-uh-you-what are you wearing!?"

"Lily's knickers of course! Don't you think the color matches her eyes well? Lily, do you have anything in gray that would match my eyes?"

Lily remained where she stood, appearing frozen and saying nothing.

Sirius ignored Lily's lack of response and turned to Emily. "How about you Emily?" he asked kind of mockingly. "No, wait I forgot, all you have is-"

"Okay Sirius! I think that's enough!" Emily interrupted.

Sirius continued anyway. "-pink frilly bras that say "Sexy" and "Hottie" on them."

James cocked an eyebrow, "Really, Emily. I never thought of you as the pink frilly type."

"I'm not," Emily said glaring at Sirius then giving him a suspicious look, "And I don't know how you would know that…"

Sirius avoided her eyes looking at Lily. "Is she okay?" he asked, "Do you think she went into some kind of shock? What if she dies? Lily! If you can hear me hold on! Don't go into the light! We're taking you to St. Mungos right now-"

"Sirius," it was the first time Lily had spoken since they had entered the room. "GET OUT OF MY THONG!" she screamed, reaching for Sirius.

"HELP! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!" Sirius shrieked running in circles around the bedroom.

Before James or Emily could do anything but stare at the strange scene before them, Lily had Sirius by the ear and was pulling him out of her bedroom.

"I'm too hot and sexy to die! Lillllyyyy!"

"Grab his clothes." Lily said over her shoulder to Emily who snatched them from the floor and followed Lily out her bedroom door.

"What are you going to do to him?" Emily asked slightly worried.

"Throw him to a load of angry kappa's! Put him in a muggle contraption that slowly peels your skin from your flesh…" James answered for Lily.

"WHAT!" Sirius screeched. "Oh Lily! Please, I didn't mean to do it… really! I was only trying to entertain myself! It's not my fault! Don't throw me to angry kappa's!"

"Shut up Black." Lily snapped, pushing him into the bathroom for the second time today. "Change out of that and put your clothes on."

"Does this mean you aren't-" but Sirius's voice was cut off by Lily slamming the bathroom door on him.

"You two," she turned around to face Emily and James. "Can you please help me control him? If you want to enjoy this stay at all?"

"But Lils, I'm already having fun!" James said grinning and trying to put his arm around her. Lily took a step to her side to avoid his arm.

"Lily!" Mrs. Evans called from downstairs. " Time for dinner!"

Sirius shot from the bathroom, now in his own clothes, and sped down to the kitchen.

"Wow," Emily sighed watching her cousin speed down after Sirius, "Boys and food."

Lily smiled. "Does it seem to you like they're hungry all the time?"

"I thought it was just me." Emily said as she and Lily followed James and Sirius down to dinner.

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