"Work it work it work it work it!"
"Rin, get your butt out of my face."
Gou was working on tactics for the next swimming competition. She wanted her team to be physically AND mentally prepared for the big game.
"The way you shake it, I can't believe it," Rin danced around the room, "I ain't ever seen an ass like you got!"
He shook his butt so violently it caused an earthquake in America.
"Watch out, you're going to kill someone," warned Gou, but it was too late. There had already been 20 reported deaths in California, over 100 injuries and many people had gone missing.
"HEY!" Rin yelled out of the window. Some students looked up. Rin shook his butt and the window shattered. Children began screaming and running around outside. Soon the police arrived.
"Excuse me, sir; you are under arrest for murder with that fine behind of yours."
Rin shook it again and the police officers were hypnotized.
"Go and arrest that Rei guy for indecent exposure, and buy him a new swimsuit."
The police officers left.
Nagisa ran into the classroom they were in. "HEY! Some police officers just arrested Rei! He was my new friend!"
"Your only friend, you mean," Rin remarked.
"NAGISA WATER POWERS ACTIVATED!"
Water began spurting out of Nagisa's hands. Suddenly Haru appeared and began splashing around in it.
"WATER, MY LOVE!" he cried.
The water appeared to back away from him.
"I APOLOGISED! I AM SORRY! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!"
The water evaporated.
Haru began crying, but no tears came out.
Gou sighed. Why do I have to have this stupid team? Why couldn't I have normal people?
Then she gasped. "It's the competition tomorrow! There's no time for strategy, we need to practise! Get everyone to come to the swimming pool at 9 o'clock tonight."
And practice went as terribly as usual, and Gou cried herself to sleep that night.