So early this morning I went on fanfiction to check how many people followed my stories.

OMG! I can't believe how many people viewed my stories. For this one particular I got 289 views!

I feel like I should be jumping up and down singing God Bless America right now.

And yes for those of you that think I'm crazy, I have one thing to say.

POWER TO THE CRAZIES!(Is that grammatically correct?)

Anyway before you get weirded out ( you probably already have) On with DEAD INSIDE!

So there we were sitting on the couch with a crazy knife throwing mentalist staring us dead in the eye. Don't you just love getting scarred for life. Okay for those of you raising your hand right now, please put them down. It's called rhetorical sarcasm( yep it exists).

The murder raises the knife in her hand pointing it straight at me.

" Alright who in the blazing hell are you?" She asks her voice dripping with vemon.

" Santa Claus. Next question." I reply earning a giggle from Ari.

" Do you really want to test me bottle blonde? Last time I checked I was the one with the knife in my hands. The same knife that can slowly cut open your throat." She warned. Who did this lady think she is?

" First of all my hair is one hundred percent natural blonde. Second of all you may have the knife but what's a weapon if you'll never use it." I snarled.

" Are you calling me a pacifist?" She asks nicely.

" If the shoe fits shove it up your ass." I holler.

" OO nice one. Too bad snide comments don't fix things." she said sporting a mock pout wiping away her fake tears.

" I know if they did I'd be God. Sending you where you belong. FUCKING HELL!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

" Okay enough with this charade. Tell me what you were doing in my bomb shelter!" She shouted back.

"Ah but I like games, especially ones that make adults like you the pure idiots they are." I smiled.

" TELL ME!"

" Max please tell her. I'm afraid." Ari whispered.

" Fine R have it your way." I murmered. And that's when I told her everything. I told her about Jeb experimenting on us, I told her about the previous bomb shelters. I met this women literally 5 hours ago. Now I was an open book.

After everything was said and done. More like said. We had a few minutes of silence.

" I assume you know I can't just let two under age children go around the world without a gaurdian to watch over you." She said quietly.

"So what? Do you want to become an angel or something? I'm no priest but I think you have to die for that to even be possible."

"No, you two will stay here until your reach adulthood and if anything seems off I'll protect you. I will become your legal guardian." She replied.

" How will you protect us? No offense lady but your not a mutant." Ari piped in.

" Yes, but I do have some friends on the inside of the school that will be willing to help me."

" Alright if you seem to have everything under control we'll stay. Okay Ari?" I asked.

" Alright." He whispered.

" Right this way to your rooms." The lady getsured for us to follow her up stairs.

END OF FLASHBACK

Now here we are moving in to a house in Arizona. My brother,me and the lady named Valencia. One big happy family.

Once again thank you for viewing and hopefully following.

Just got my first review! Please be more! Try to make them as nice as possible!

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