The Free writing experiment….
Disclaimer - this world I play in is not mine…and I play fast and loose with JKR's cannon….the last two books are especially ignored. This is a series of drabbles some super short….some not as short…just a bit of mindless fun with Percy. If readers have any suggestions for titles let me know what they are in a review or via email.
Sorry that the drabbles stopped for a bit I have spent the two weeks and will spend the next two weeks working 16 hour shifts…so it may be a while before I am able to post again
Drabble #4
Maybe I am Playing for the Wrong Team
The one eyed muggle and my erstwhile boss set me up on a blind date.
He told me that if I played my cards halfway right this girl was a sure thing.
I don't know that I am looking for a sure thing. How do I know what a girl wants they are so girly. Xander insisted that while the women he set me up with as most definitely female shaped she was in no way girly. There is absolutely no way this date will go well.
The girl was nice…dark haired, slim, nicely proportioned, lovely arse and insanely strong.
She took me to three cemeteries for a bit of vampire taunting. (Vampire Taunting - a sport I have seen many slayers indulge in as a precursor to staking a vampire. This new job of mine has introduced me to many new things...including a physical fitness regime that I know will kill me eventually.)
After the vampire taunting I was allowed to take my date to dinner
We had a nice time. Got to know each other and found out we had not much in common.
One of the evening's highlights was catching each other checking out the waiter's arse.
I could feel myself blushing quite furiously…she merely licked her lips and had an almost frightening, feral, ferocious, gleam in her eyes. It was complete and total sexual desire.
She scared me.
But he was wonderful to look at.
Our date ended rather badly though. She tried to get him to go home with us for some "fun". But the waiter had other ideas.
He of the spectacular arse asked me out on a date and ignored her advances.
I didn't know what to do.
My date was most unimpressed. I don't believe she has ever been turned down. Honestly what male turns down a threesome. Even I couldn't have said no to that!
I don't think it helped that she was turned down for someone such as myself.
As my date and I were leaving I gave the man my floo address.
I think I am going on a gay date.