The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: 04
Pen Name: Simba
Pairing/Character(s): Edward
Rating: T

Do as I say, not as I do.

"Edward, did you get some peas?" I know he gobbled up the pork chops, and the mashed potatoes. But I don't think he ate any peas.

"Why should I?" I just knew he didn't eat any. There wasn't a stray pea on his plate.

"Because you must eat your vegetables." Doesn't he know this? We talk about eating well balanced meals all the time.

"But I didn't see you eat any." He sure is observant. I hoped he wouldn't notice. I look at him and sigh. How do I explain my condition to him? I have an aversion of peas.