Keselyx: This is actually the last chapter. Just to let you know…

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Misunderstood Speech

"The winners are… " Keselyx paused to take a deep breath. "XianaLyszerxonandXianXrabry, Zexion(Insertunknownlastnamehere)andDemyx(Insertunknownlastnamehere), and KeselyxLyszerxonandKejax!" she spoke so fast that it was hard to tell who had won. Luckily Keselyx had pointed to the winners as she "named" them, but really no one could tell if they were the real winners or not.

In all the confusion four groups ended up standing at the front, where there were only supposed to be three.

"Uh… Keselyx, there are four groups up there," brilliant Xanida was the first to notice. With this everyone began to count.

"No… There are three!" Keselyx used her mad skillz in counting. "See! One… Two… Three." She counted slowly as if talking to a kindergarten book buddy. She, of course, has learned how to count by watching TV, and their people counted as if you were a kindergarten book buddy. Which you could not possibly be. The only way that'd be possible is if you were in kindergarten. And if you read this story and have any clue to what's going on as well as a clear picture of the characters, you could not be in kindergarten. At least you should have a good picture of the characters from The World that Never Was. If you don't, why the hell are you reading this story?! (Note: If I told you to read the story you are exempt from my previous statement.)

"Keselyx… There are four groups up there." Xalex pointed out.

Keselyx looked around. "Oh… Oh… Oh… Oh… And by the way Bi-"

"CENSORED!!!!" Xian exclaimed wildly, not sure why.

"Why did you censor Keselyx?" Xi asked him.

"I don't know." He contemplated, "It just seemed like a good idea at the time."

"LOGIC WINS AGAIN!" Xiana shouted before Keselyx began to explain the occurrence of four groups.

"Uh… Well you see…" Her eyes fell on the group that didn't belong. "Marly and Larxene here won the creativity contest! I mean look at those… Um… Flowers? Would you call those flowers?" She turned to GC to see him nodding. "Yes! Beautiful flower thing… ies…" Everyone shrugged and went along with it. All except Xemnas.

"WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S WHAT WE CALL BIASED!!!! MY HOUSE IS MUCH PRETTIER!!!" He protested. "YOU CHOSE MARLY CUZ HE HAS PRETTY PINK HAIR!!!!"

"Like pretty pictures!" Xalex spoke up. Then there was silence.

"What?" Keselyx was the only one brave or stupid enough to possibly offend Xalex.

"Pretty pictures…" He looked away, ashamed that he had said such a non-Xalex-ish thing.

Xiana tried to help him out. After all, she and Keselyx had made a pact to be nicer to Xalex, Keselyx was obviously not very good at this. "Uh… Yeah! Yeah! The pretty pictures! You know? From after geography…"

"Right… I wasn't there… BUT STILL!!! XALEX! SO IDIOSYNCRATIC AND OUT OF CHARACTER!" Keselyx gasped.

"Gasp!" Xiana gasped at Keselyx's gasp.

"Why'd you gasp?" Xian asked her.

"I don't know… It just seemed like a good idea at the time…" she smiled.

They laughed together. Only to be interrupted by, "AW…" everyone in the room had been watching the two. Xiana and Xian blushed. "They're so cute!" Roxy chibi-sized and huggled Axel.

"They do look good together…" Axel marveled.

"Yep!" Keselyx appeared behind Axel. "Why else would they have been paired together!" She smiled slyly.

"So all these pairings were for romantic interests…?" Xalex appeared behind Keselyx. "It all makes sense now…"

Xanida appeared behind Xalex. "I'm watching you, GC assistant eater!"

Xian appeared behind Xanida because "It looked fun". He then chose to say, "I like horse radish."

Xiana appeared behind him saying, "Why do you like horse radish?"

More people started appearing behind people until the whole world was in a line and there was nothing else left to say. At that time the whole world was silent, until a girl named Penny sneezed. When she did the wildlife nearby took this as a sign of disrespect. After that sneeze Penny was never seen again.

"So anyway…" Keselyx grabbed the mic and headed back to her previous position. "Here are our winners! And their prizes!!!!!" Keselyx grabbed a seemingly pointless suitcase and hauled it up to the gingerbread house counter. "For the first prize winners… (Xiana and Xian) an all expense free trip to The Magical Land Of Keselyx And Friends, aka (also known as, for all those acronym illiterate) TMLOKAF! There you can live in a utopia that only echelons of raging juggernauts in disarray wearing embellished shirts acclimating to the world could disturb and/or exacerbate." Keselyx took a breath, handing the tickets to her friends. "And now the second place winners!!! Zexion and Demyx receive… This PLASTIC FORK! IT'S EVEN GREEN!!!! LIKE APPLES, LIMES, AND MOLDY SQUIDS!!!!" There was no applause, regardless to the fact that Xemnas had been holding the sign up. (He had been assigned this job after his last out burst) A cricket would have chirped had it not been so afraid that it would be eaten by Keselyx. With no response, Keselyx chose to continue. "And for our third place winners… A NEW CAR!!!!!!! IT'S PURPLY! AND PREEEEETTY! LIKE PRETTY PICTURES!!!! (as Xalex would say) AND IT HAS CUP HOLDERS!!! UNLIKE MY BROTHERS OLD CRAPPY CAR!!!!!! WHICH I HATE!!! XARNDEW YOU IDIOT!!! THAT CAR IS GOING TO KILL YOU SOME DAY!!!!" There was a pause in her outburst. "UH… WAIT! I WAS JUST KIDDING! YOUR CAR IS AWESOME! I HAVE JUST BEEN JEALOUS! AND WHEN- I MEAN IF IT KILLS YOU, KNOW IT'S NOT BECAUSE I APPROVE OF YOUR CAR!"

Everyone was lost. All except Kexaj who stared at his new car. It was a Porche. All deep purple except for it's black convertible hood. It was a beautiful car. "It's… A car!"

"A pretty car." Keselyx corrected.

"A pretty car…" He went to admire it. Keselyx was about to join him when poked on the shoulder.

"What about us?" Marly asked. Grinning eagerly.

"Your prize… IS THE GIFT OF LOVE!!!!" Keselyx exclaimed looking to Xarnadew. It was his quote after all.

"What? The gift of love?!" Marly twitched.

"Uh… Yes! That and recognition by all the envious gingerbread house artistes." Keselyx tried to save herself from a useless battle. With this she decided to not mention the fact that there were only two actual gingerbread artistes one very close to death.

Marly nodded. That was good enough for him. Larxene wondered more about Keselyx's "gift of love statement." "What did you mean by that?" she asked.

"Nothing, honestly." Keselyx laughed. "But hey… If you ended up falling for him, then that just means I was right, right?"

"Right…" Larxene thought this over knowing that she liked Marly before all this. Instinctly she wrapped her arms around Marly. "The gift of love…" She murmured, closing her eyes, feeling safe.

With that the contest was over and GC left.

The feast was then prepared. Everyone was happy that the contest was over. No one quite remembered how that contest had even begun, except that it had something to do with Xfish and marshmallows. Everyone sat, stuffed their faces and had a great time. Flirting and romance occurred. Xarndew even got into it. Though, he had mistaken Vexen for a girl… But before that, he had been a definite flirt. In the end, the meal was over, everyone went home, and the writer was tired of writing.

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Keselyx: Thanks for reading guys! I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry it's so short.