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I was kinda waiting for that 40th reviewer but heck! I can't wait to update, and I just logged lately sorry I can't update the review responses!!

CHAPTER FOUR: The male prostitute

Kakashi averted his gaze at the new comer, as a slight smirk appeared on his smug face recognizing who she is, he was about to stand up when-

"Who are you?" Pretty boy Sasuke broke as his glare intensifies, if his memory serves him right, this was the girl who stupidly crossed the street in the vibrant red of the stop light, so to speak, this was the girl who happened to ruined his totally wrecked day, and being the glorified Uchiha Sasuke, she won't get away that easily, as she just walked in the pretty lion's den, a one way ticket to hell.

"Who are you?"She repeated as she lazily looked at him with curiosity plaguing her mind, she knew she saw this dude somewhere she just can't put her finger on it, that pretty face, she couldn't help but stare in awe, she knew she had seen him somewhere before, she just can't remember where.

Naruto and Kiba snickered, ahh the irony of it all, this is entertainment at its finest, the two could still vaguely remember how Sasuke flamed on them on that day they came across this girl, the day Sasuke met his match.

"Oi,Kiba, why not a wager?"Naruto asked as he smirked dubiously.

"You're on chick flick."Kiba retorted gaze fixed on his captain's poker face.

"Pink for me lol."Naruto said

"Buchou's mine."Kiba stated.

"One week treat at Ichiraku Ramen!"They both hushed in unison as they both grinned at their wager, ramen noodles contain cancerous substance the two might've been rotten underground decades ago, if you would try and crack they heads open, there's a big possibility you'd find noodles in it, as Neji stated so, as if that would stop them from eating ramen, specially Naruto.

"Why are you here."Sasuke stated as he raised an eyebrow and pierced the pink haired girl with his onyx gaze, as he grabbed the clipboard on the floor.

Pairs of eyes were glued on her stupid flashy entrance, including that of hazel pairs.

'Thank God!Salvation!'Ten-Ten silently thought, as she recognized the girl, the one from her class.

"Basketball try-outs, boku wa Haruno Sakura, Transferee"she announced, as she met his onyx glare at her, she just shrugged indifferently.

"Some guts for later comers."he hissed, as he slightly smirked at her dubiously.

"I got lost."she said as she tugged her cap closer to hide her embarrassment, you can't blame her, it's the most ridiculous reason for being late, only dumb stupid people would actually believe that, and only low lives can actually use that excuse, well, spare one silver head on the audience, he was neither dumb nor a low life, and its still a big mystery how his genius mind come up with such lowly excuses.

"Not asking."He hollered as he tilted his head at his sides,oh how he wished she wasn't a transferee, so he won't have any reasons to reconsider her application, and start making her life a living hell.

"Who are you anyway?"She asked again brushing off his words.

Vein pop.

"Line up at the back." He commanded.

"Its not polite to ignore."she said as she subconsciously struck another vein somewhere in his forehead.

Veins pop

His brows twitched, too bad for this girl, he left his patience somewhere at the backseat, as he slowly wished that killing women wouldn't degrade his reputation, then she would experience his wrath first hand,according to the "GUIDELINES: the Uchiha Sasuke Handbook for dummies"

'Rule number 100009: thou shall not repeat questions twice,Uchiha Sasuke-sama is not deaf.'

-Fan girl#999999999

And Sakura just violated the rule, which is punishable by isolation from the vicinity of Uchiha Sasuke for a lifetime.

Kakshi smiled as he shifted to his seat, what could be more interesting than to watch how his mentee meets his match without knowing it, his mentee who's got over sized head, rotten attitude for his pretty face, one of the most popular kids in all of Junior High, as his walls of glory crumbles like a mountain at his feet, courtesy of the indifferent girl with peculiar pink hair, or will he kick her mountain before she destroys his, this is truly amusing, as someone from the audience felt the same.

"Saa…this is interesting" as he slightly opened his icy cold orbs, and smiled slightly, the tennis genius from the tennis club, the in born sadist as he certainly is, currently enjoying himself.

'What'll you do now captain?' Kakashi thought as he shifted to his seat once more and watched the scenario in front of him.

Sasuke smirked, as he shoved his hair away from his face, earning squeals and blushes, he half heartedly smiled at Sakura who just stared back in awe, which boosted his big head, even more.

"Uchiha Sasuke 3-1,Captain."He announced emphasizing every word as if mesmerizing her with his glory.

"Saa...Captain."she sarcastically repeated as she slowly made her way at the front line to line up, as ordered.

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"A,B,C,D, or E?"Neji spoke again as he reverted his attention back at the girl.

"A-Ah!!a-no…a…" she stuttered as she fixed her attention on the floor, avoiding Neji's stare, as she fidgeted with her fingers, and started to freeze, if this interrogation continues, Ten-Ten-no doubt, would end up as a human ice berg .

"I'll take silence as all of the above."he said as impatience kicked in him as he glared at the girl.

She sighed a big one-in relief and gratitude, as she smiled at herself, as she slowly stood straight still avoiding his gaze, and she started to thank Neji's abnormal self-centeredness and over confidence in that matter.

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"Youre admitted."Neji announce he rolled his eyes sarcastically, as he removed the paper from the clipboard and shoved some stray bangs from his face, without noticing some drools it caused to some perverted student, as pink thongs and knickers showered him as they screamed 'Hooray your royal hotness and sexiness, lets make out tonight.' Were heard from the .95 percent of the ehem- females.

"I am not a gay, but I can't blame you, its not my fault Im born with good looks"he stated as he turned his back from the ridiculous crowd and faced the salivating Ten-Ten who suddenly wiped away her drools in a quick swipe and composed herself again.

"Occupy the bench beside beside that old-."

"Neji-kun perhaps you'd prefer to be the bench warmer next time eh?"Kakashi suddenly spoke as he heard the pearl-eyed lad started to announce his taboo words or wisdom about Kakashi.

"Whatever, just occupy the bench."Neji said as he left, and silently prayed, that somehow, Kakashi would just admit the Neji is gazillion times better than he is, that won't hurt would it?

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Sasuke wouldn't dare to believe what a lie this stupid clipboard is telling him!Haruno Sakura is registered as an applicant, could this be twisted fate?what the hell did he do wrong to get punished like this?!!was it what he did yesterday when he forgot to wear his boxers? Or was it because he doesn't wear boxers at all? Whatever it is, it doesn't matter, he still got the upper hand.

"Hats off" he stated.

She looked up at him and analyzed his features, and noticed his well toned arms,and well built torso, not too bulky just tight enough to catch female admirers, as she snickered lightly.

Sasuke,Knowing what the girl just did, he seductively smirked at the girl and suddenly decreased the inches between their faces which slightly caught her attention, and some prayed to their lucky stars they were in her position right here right now, and just kiss the drop-dead gorgeous Uchiha Sasuke, then they could sign their death contracts right after.

"Haruno Sakura…your Position?"He asked is his husky voice, that would make every girl's knee go jelly with just the way he speak without any purpose of doing so, what more if he meant it to seduce, this is the horrifying power of good looks.

She suddenly removed her hat, letting her pink locks loose, as a sudden destruction, as she smirked, and looked at him with pure interest flaring in her eyes.

"No permanent position, I play all of them,Buchou."she said blankly,as he felt her breath on his cheeks with every word she said, he smirked at this, might as well put you're cockiness somewhere you can't reach it.

"Really."he retorted in sarcastic disbelief.

"Really."Reassuring him with a nod.

"Which school are you from."He stated as he looked back at the clipboard,and started to take down some information.

"Rikkaidai Gakuen."she said as she emphasized every syllable on him.

Could anything get worst when Haruno Sakura just came from their rival school? Hearing the name itself takes him into madness what more having a rag doll here in front of him add up the cockiness and all, it won't be amusing if one day, we would see news papers and tabloids saying: "Pretty boy turns into murderer" as headlines soon.

Naruto and Kiba felt the killing intent rise up, and Neji who obviously couldn't care less continued interviewing some applicants.

Konoha Gakuen, and Rikkadai Gakuen, were rivals ever since the world began according to some ancient gossip, it was said that both founders of the institutions were born rivals, ever since child hood and still counting, ever since they both put up their own schools, the students were amusingly following the rivalry of both schools and started putting up the ideals of being rivals with the academic standards, sports titles and the glory, and recently they just tied up for the basketball championships which is insulting both parties as they get fired to into dumping the other to the trash, you could tell they were rather midgets trying to outwit each other something like 'childishness' for high schoolers does exist.

Kakashi can feel it, he knows it, as e smiled slightly, the fun has just started,as he was currently watching "how the lions pride crush the pink bunny"

He composed himself again, as he felt a sudden rush of adrenaline cross his veins, as he looked at her, and his glare clashed with hers, he knew right then and there, they had a connection,he half heartedly smirked, and grabbed the nearest ball to him, and walked back to her.

"One last chance pinkie, you still have a chance with the cheering squad." He said as he stopped in front of her and looked down at her, as she looked up at him, reaching only to his shoulders gives her a hard time staring back, but when she does, she doesn't it with confidence, which rings the bell inside Sasuke's mind.

"Im way over qualified,Captain."She said emphasizing the last word.

Wait till Ino knows about this, Sakura will be facing the whole armada of loud-mouth blondes, and mini-skirt wearing girls, and ramble about cartwheels and gymnast abilities.

He just happened to hurt her pride, yes-pride, the pinkie tag just won't get away unused by strangers do they, honestly speaking, she could proudly tell that there's nothing wrong with her pink hair, nothing, and she could only strangle then till they beg if they say that taboo word again, too bad she can't reach him, oh but she can reach something unreachable than he can imagine, his temper.

"So desu ka…"he said sarcastically…

"Anata wa nani o teian shimasu ka?" she asked as she tugged on her cap, as she looked up again as she seemed to challenge him with her query.

That's the last straw…patience is now officially tampered.

"Take this as your entrance test, three point shooting race, first who gets three shots wins." he announced as he looked at the other side of the court.

He never considered playing with a female, for him it's a total disgrace battling with the weaker gender, spare the gay population, that's one thing he's probably scared of, he would never admit that, but who won't gays raping males had been spread out lately, he'd rather commit suicide.

"Agreed."She said, as she smiled.

Silence

Silence

"You're pretty."She suddenly stated out of the blue, as other girls raised an eye brow at this and started darting glares at her back which she couldn't probably see, or like she even care.

"You like me."He answered as he tilted his head on his side and smirked, his voice slightly teasing, its not new to him though, surprise-surprise, as he says so, but it is slightly new to him having a girl subconsciously complementing someone like him specially after their 'friendly' conversation earlier,

"You're too skinny to be my girlfriend" He announced, as he eyed her form below him, he could vaguely see her slightly shocked, and amused, he doesn't know, but he had to admit, this girl in front of him amuses him a lot, its not like he would admit it out loud, is not like he considers having a girlfriend in the future, but it never crossed his mind, and he actually doesn't care, having girls around means having all kinds of noise and bothersome weaklings that would just hold him back, exactly what he hates.

What could cheer up the gays and girls even more when he announced that, in their understanding its more of a 'Hey-im-single-come-chase-me-baby' and he soon realized how stupid people could be.

She snickered, she could see right through him like an open book, now she knows why Konoha and Rikkai were rivals, none of both would ever want to be second best notch, its number one or nothing at all, she could read it in his eyes, she tugged her cap so she had a good view of him and smirked back.

"Buchou, has anybody every told you…"She started as he tilted his head at his sides with an amused looked plastered on his gorgeous façade.

"that you look like a male prostitute." She said, as she smiled as if she was mocking him.

She was signing her death contract, right about now, and Sasuke will be very much pleasant playing the Shinigami part of the reaping, he'd do it with flying colors.

Thunder roared,jaws drop,pants wrecked,gays roll,mountains crumble,and silence over ruled the whole court only cricket sounds could be heard as the pink thongs and banners were taken away why a whilst of the breeze that-out of god forsaken nowhere- crossed the court.

It was then that the legend of the male prostitute started, the ancient of all ancient of prostitutes was reincarnated in the gorgeous persona of Uchiha Sasuke, care to have a free trial? Please fill up the form, write your name, address,gender,financial status drop it to the nearest drop boxes near you, the trash can.

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"Very well done… I'll make the tennis club drink this too..."a male voice broke as he spoke with his companion.

"Bokchoi remix complete." A small monotonous voice was heard inside the dark chemistry laboratory, as something devious green flashed.

"Victory is ours"The both said in unison.

As the passerby student could hear sinister laughters from the hallway as the chemistry laboratory was surrounded with fearsome aura that no any other student would want to step foot in the same hallway for they knew…they might have the free taste of her latest concoction.

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TBC

Ohhhhh yaaah, finally done, sorry, I was kinda waiting for the 40th reviewer but I guess I can't wait anymore since I have to catch up with my make-up classes, storm has been hitting this place for a week now so classes were suspended, and midterms coming up, so here's my advanced im-sorry-for-not-updating-soon chapter.

Clenalyn this is for you.

thanks for reminding bout the japanese terms here it is.

So desu ka... (is that so.)

anata wa o teian shimasu ka? (so what do you suggest)