On with the silliness!
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Don't Abra When You Cadabra- Pinball Machine scene
Fangs: I just gotta beat Pugs' score of 10 million!
Pugs: Fat chance!
(Fangs pulls back the lever to launch the ball and it snaps back. The ball ricochets around the machine until busting out through the glass and breaking the camera lens)
Pugs: Oh, nice going, Fangs! You broke the camera!
Fangs: Me? You broke it! You jinxed me!
Pugs: What? I did not!
Fangs: Did so!
Pugs: Did not!
Fangs: Did so!
A Toothy Shark is No Lark- Ending
(Fangface transforms back into Fangs after seen a sun on a girl's swimsuit. He has a shark-fin on his back)
Fangs: Shark? Where? (sees shark-fin) YIKES! He's right behind me! (swims frantically)
Pugs: Fangface transformed back into Fangs-chicken, and he's afraid of his own fin.
Fangs: Help! Kimmy! Someone! Biff! Pugs! Uncle Fangsworth! Aqualad! Princess Ariel! Spongebob!
Behind the Scenes
Director: (on the phone) For the last time, our actors are well-insured and professional! There's a low chance of them getting themselves killed! …YES, we have their medical records, now stop calling! We've got a show to run! (hangs up, Puggsy enters) Oh, Pugs, your mother called… how's the concussion?
Pugs: Who are you?
The Ill Will of Doctor Chill- Penguin Disguise Scene
(Fangface, Puggsy, and Fangpuss walk by in their penguin disguises and sneak into Dr. Chill's helicopter. Fangpuss pauses, and clips on a red bow-tie and tap-dances)
Pugs: That's the last time we let HIM watch 'Mary Poppins'.
Royal Trouble with the King's Double- Thrown Room scene
Servant: We'll flip a coin. Heads is for this one, and tails is for this one. (flips coin… it balances on its edge) 0_o …Well. That's new.
Take Two- (flips coin, it hits one of the doubles in the forehead) Er, that doesn't count, does it?
Take Three- (flips coin, catches it) Heads!
Rudolph: (breaks out of character) WHAT?
Director: Cut! Jeffrey, it's supposed to be TAILS!
Servant: …Then why is this a two-headed coin? (Everyone looks at Puggsy)
Pugs: (whistles innocently and runs off set)
Don't Abra When You Cadabra- Pinball Machine Scene
Pugs: Did NOT!
Fangs: Did SO! …My uncle Arnie will call it! How 'bout it, Uncle Arnie? Who's responsible for breaking the camera?
Arnie: Heck with the camera! Someone owes me a new pin-ball machine!
The Sinister Plan of Lizard Man- Ending
(Fangs opens a metallic box which holds a meteorite)
Pugs: Don't touch that, numbskull? (Rather than lifting Puggsy up with his finger, Fangs gives him a wedgie) *in a high voice*: YEOW!
Fangs: (drops him) I've been wanting to do that my whole life!
Pugs: Why you… (touches meteorite)
Fangs: O.O Uh, oh… (runs)
Pugs: (lifts up boulder) Get back here, you ignorpotomas!
A Toothy Shark is No Lark- Ending
(Fangs is still swimming)
Fangs: David Hasselhoff! Navy SEALS! Shamu! Flipper! MOMMY!
Director: CUT!
Pugs: (dunks Fangs underwater) You're not allowed to improvise, anymore.
Romantic Plot of the She-Wolf Robot- Drive-In Movie Scene
Fangs: *sniffle* I always cry at these movies…
Pugs: Ah, shut up! This movie is putting me to sl-
Kim: Biff, why are you putting your arm around me?
Biff: Huh? Oh! I, uh, thought it would, um… go well with the scene? (removes arm, blushing)
Fangs, Pugs, Kim, and Director: 0_o …
Director: Okay… uh, moving on.
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A/N: And that's a wrap for this chapter!