Brandon FTW. Weaponize FTW

(Bilderberg)
It was quiet in the dark guild base except for 2 people. Brandon, Bilderberg's guild master and Weasel, the Formortiis guild master. Formortiis was a guild under Bilderberg that joined the Dark Trinity for protection against legal guilds and the Rune Knights. These 2 individuals were having a conversation about Fairy Tail.
"Weasel, I trust that you know the risk of this mission?" asked Brandon quietly.
"Yes, Lord Brandon. I will take my guild and assault Fairy Tail immediately." answered Weasel.
"Fairy Tail will not be defeated easily, especially Team Natsu." replied Brandon.
"I am aware of Team Natsu's abilities. They will be a difficult nut to crack, however I have someone that may be able to defeat them." answered Weasel calmly.
"Do not underestimate Lord Skorm's sister. She is MUCH more powerful than Dark Star and I put together." said Brandon.
"A child more powerful than Lord Dark Star and yourself? Impossible." replied Weasel.
"My friend, she holds the book Worm Wood, which could end the Dark Trinity in a matter of seconds. It will only be a matter of time before she decodes the book into a spell that not even Lord Skorm can counter." said Brandon.
"My lord, are you saying that the book Worm Wood will be our undoing?" asked Weasel.
Brandon looked up from his drink of scotch. He hated to answer questions while drinking scotch. He adjusted his monocle and took a sip of scotch. Weasel look at him, waiting for an answer. Weasel was an old friend of Brandon and the 2 of them frequently held conversations at night when their underlings had gone to sleep.
"Weasel, my friend you can stop calling me "lord". I have little use for titles. I am Brandon to you now." answered Brandon.
Weasel nodded but was still not satisfied. Brandon sighed and finished his scotch. He set the cup down and faced the fireplace and delivered his answer.
"Yes Weasel. Worm Wood will be our undoing. If Fairy Tail begins to lose the battle, either surrender or come back to me. I will not forgive myself if your guild is entirely wiped out. As your guild supervisor I have a duty to your guild and everyone else under me." said Brandon.
Weasel nodded and stood up to leave. Brandon picked up his trench coat and his top hat. He quickly dressed and blew out the candle.

(Natsu arriving at Fairy Tail the next day)
Natsu was a bit sleepy and Happy was hungry. Sleepy and hungry is not a good combo. Natsu was excited for another day at his guild, Fairy Tail however.
"Hey Happy. What should we do today? I'm feeling in the mood for another mission." said Natsu as they walked along the dirt road towards their guild.
"Hmmm...I don't know. I just want to eat some fish and then go to sleep." said Happy.
"Eh? That's it?" asked Natsu.
"Aye!" replied Happy.
Natsu just shrugged as they walked past Lucy's house. Natsu paused at a fish market to buy some fish for Happy. They kept walking as Happy ate his fish happily. Soon, the tip of the Fairy Tail guild came into view. Natsu paused for a second to breathe in some fresh air. Suddenly Happy point his paw at something in the air.
"Huh? What is it Happy?" asked Natsu.
"Something just flew towards the guild!" yelled Happy.
"What?" exclaimed Natsu.
"Look! More!" yelled Happy.
Black balls could be seen crashing into Fairy Tail, someone was attacking Fairy Tail!. Happy grabbed Natsu and flew up into the air with him. Fairy Tail was in bad shape. Several cannon balls had smashed into the building and there were holes everywhere. Outside, guild members could be seem dragging wounded. Happy and Natsu quickly flew to Fairy Tail, dodging cannon balls. Happy dropped Natsu off in the courtyard. Gildartz and Mirajane were trying to block cannon balls using magical barriers but there were too many to block all of them.
"Gildartz! Mirajane! What's going on?" asked Natsu as Happy shook in fear.
"I'm not sure! We were having breakfast as usual when the cannon balls started to rain down on us!" shouted Gildartz.
Natsu winced as a cannon ball fell in the courtyard near him. Broken stone and tile exploded everywhere. Erza came running out with Lucy. They looked worried.
"Natsu! Get inside quick! Wendy and Malice are hurt!" shouted Lucy.
"What? Those bastards!" shouted Natsu as he ran inside with Happy.
"I'm going to hold the courtyard with Gildartz and Mira!" shouted Erza as she ran into the courtyard.

(inside the guild)
Inside was a little better but not by much. Wounded guild members and visitors were everywhere. Lucy led them to the table were Gajeel, Pantherlily, Malice and Wendy were laid out. Levy was also there with a bandage around her head, crying over Gajeel's injuries. Natsu grimaced when he saw Malice's wound. There was a piece of broken tile stuck in her head. Wendy was suffering from shell shock. Charle had gone to get medicine and help from the nearby guilds. Natsu just grimaced.
"Ooowwww..." said Malice as she woke up from all the noise.
"Don't try to get up. I have to take the piece of tile out of your head." said Lucy carefully.
"Piece...of tile? Huh? Why am I on a table?" asked Malice.
"Aren't you hurt?" asked Lucy.
"I don't really feel anything..." answered Malice.
"Ok well just stay on the table. I'm just going to take the tile out and bandage your head." said Lucy as she gripped the tile in Malice's head.
With a quick yank she pulled the bloody tile from Malice's head and quickly bandaged it up. Malice got up off the table with little effort and ushered another guild member onto the table. Charle soon entered the guild from a hole in the wall. Malice waved her over. Natsu was helping Macao and Elfman stand up. Happy was wrapping Pantherlily in bandages and Lucy was helping Wendy shake her head. Charle stepped onto the table and explained the situation to the other guild members.
"Alright, the situation is not good. 12 cannon crews are in the town courtyard 3 blocks from here. 12 divisions of armed people are moving in as we speak. When I saw them, they were wearing Rune Knight uniforms." said Charle.
Everyone grimaced when Charle delivered the news. 2 more cannon balls burst into the guild and destroyed the bar completely. Outside a roar of approval could be heard as the Rune Knights crept slowly toward the guild.
"There is some good news though. On my way to get medicine I found someone who can heal." said Charle.
That got everyone smiling again. 2 more cannon balls crashed into the wall and made a huge hole in the walls. A grunt could be heard in the courtyard as Gildartz, Mirajane and Erza tried to deflect the cannon balls. Makarov was nowhere to be seen.
"So where is this guy?" asked Natsu.
A hooded figure entered the guild, completely unharmed. The hooded figure threw off his hood and grinned. The entire guild gasped. It was Vector, one of the 10 holy great mages. Natsu jumped up and punched the air.
"Vector! Fight me!" he shouted.
Lucy and Malice dragged him away from Vector. Vector just smiled and raised his hands. A brilliant light flashed and everyone in the guild was healed.
"I am Vector, I will help you defeat your enemy." he said calmly. Gildartz, Mirajane and Erza came running back into the guild. The entire guild erupted into cheering voices.
"Everyone! Get ready to fight! The Rune Knights are coming! For Fairy Tail!" shouted Gildartz.
"FOR FAIRY TAIL!" shouted Everyone as they ran outside to fight the Rune Knights.
Outside, regiments and regiments of Rune Knights were outside, rifles and swords ready to fight off the attackers. Suddenly, in the background a huge Makarov appeared. The guild members cheered as Makarov destroyed the cannon crews. The Rune Knights just turned and with a yell ran to fight the guild members. Natsu and Grey were the first ones to fight. Natsu using his dragon slayer magic to take out 2 knights at a time. Grey used his ice make to create weapons for the entire guild. Grey summoned Leo to beat down any knight who tried to attack her. Malice ripped pages out of her book to create a thunder storm that struck lighting down on the enemy knights. Erza summoned her swords to impale the knights against walls. Gildartz crushed armor like tinfoil using Crash. Mirajane went into demon mode and began to destroy entire regiments of knights. Elfman and Evergreen teamed up again, turning knights into stone and crushing them like bugs. Gajeel and Levy went to work raining metal onto the knights. Wendy went around healing teammates and using her slayer magic to blow knights away. The Rune Knights were getting crushed, but regiments after regiment came flooding in like an unstoppable sea when suddenly a bright light flashed and almost every Rune Knight who entered the guild area was dead. The guild members looked at Vector, surprised at the sudden burst of light. Vector had used his ultimate spell: Purge, a spell that sends brilliant light through every enemy, killing them instantly. It can be used from far away too. Happy, Pantherlily and Charle banded together to fight as they flew around distracting the enemies while Pantherlily crushed them using his fight mode. Even with Purge being used, the amount of Rune Knights flooding the guild area was incredible. Suddenly more cannon balls hit the guild. More cannon crews! Natsu grabbed a knight and hit him in the face. He paused to look at his face for a second. It was scruffy, not clean cut like the ordinary Rune Knight.
"Huh, you don't look like a Rune Knight...of well. Eat this! Fire Dragon's Roar!" he yelled as he roasted the Rune Knight.
"Natsu! Take care of those rifle crews!" shouted Erza.
"Alright! Leave it to me!" yelled Natsu as he roasted the riflemen using his dragon's roar.
Suddenly a bell started to ring. The Rune Knights started to retreat. The guild members looked at each other, confused. Suddenly there was a rumbling as huge tanks rumbled into the guild area. Gajeel suddenly got a weird glint in his eyes as he dived onto one of the tanks and started to eat the main gun. Suddenly the tank's secondary gun started to spew fire! Natsu jumped up and ate the fire quickly, then he used his new energy to crush the tank using his flame fist. Suddenly a rank of elite Rune Knights walked in with a large man with flame tattoos on his body. Natsu calmed down for a second to look at the large man.
"I am Borla! The fire scourge! Where is the legendary Salamander?" he shouted.
"I'm right here you idiot!" yelled Natsu as he came down hard on Borla's head with his flame fist.
Borla didn't even budge and grabbed Natsu's arms amd slammed him against a tank. The elite knights started to laugh. Erza narrowed her eyes.
"Something's weird. I never remember the Rune Knights deploying tanks for any reason. I don't even think they have tanks." said Erza.
"Yeah, something's fishy." said Grey.
"Aye!" shouted Happy.
"Another thing, dont Rune Knights have to shave their beards?" asked Lucy.
"Yeah, and weirdly, these Rune Knights have magical power in them. Real Rune Knights don't. They are just soldiers. It seems that these Rune Knights are actually mages in disguise!" yelled Malice as she jumped up and smacked the helmet from one of the laughing elite knights.
As the helmet fell, the entire courtyard grew silent. The elite knight that lost his helmet, had tattoos of the Dark Trinity all over his bald head. They were never being attacked by Rune Knights. They were being attacked by the Dark Trinity, wanting to place the blame on the Magic Council.

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