Here we are with another installment of HWCHE! not alot to say except enjoy and REVIEW! I'm not joking... I.. Want... Reviews! Please! ^-^

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Housewife: When Chichi's Had Enough

Ch.4 Where The Fun Never Ends!

First coherent thought: It's cold... Chikianna sat up on an old looking couch in what looked like an old store room. She was naked and covered by a thin sheet. She jumped up and pulled it tight around her skin. 'What the fuck?' she screamed mentally. "Why the hell am I in here?" Her voice sounded weird to her own self. "Wow... After being locked away inside of Chichi for so long it's weird to finally be out." Chikianna noticed her bags sitting in the corner and a note on top of them. 'Hm...' She meandered over and decided to see what it had to say.

'Miss, I didn't catch your name last night,

I'm sorry I had to leave a beauty like yourself alone so early. You were sleeping so peacefully I couldn't bear to wake you. I had the early shift this morning but I brought in your luggage and took the liberty of getting one of the waiters to bring in breakfast. It should be there around 9:00 or so. Look Gorgeous, I have to get to work but I'll be off about 8:00, trying to get in some overtime. See you when I get back babe.

Love, Brett.'

Chikianna smirked an almost cynical smirk. 'So, he thinks I'm still gonna be here? Feh, moronic imbecile. I have a LIFE!' Chikianna picked up the clothes she had sprawled on the floor and quickly got dressed. She smiled. Today. Today was going to be grand! First, getting her own room. Second, she would head down to that cafe she saw. Finally, she would end her day by spending hours after hours in the spa! 'Oh... How does life get ANY better?' Chichi picked that moment to stir.

*Oi... Why's it so dark? Oh.. I'm on the inside right? So this is what you felt like 24/7... I am sooo sorry...* 'Eh, it's no biggie, ya get used to it after a while. Any who, did you enjoy your night last night?' Chichi blushed. Last night was unplanned and steamy and... Oh Kami... Unprotected... * Chikianna, you guys weren't using protection and I don't take birth control!* ' ...' *What if it took?* Chikianna looked thoughtful for a moment. Nah, she could always stop by the pharmacy downstairs for a morning after pill. No big deal. 'Eh, relax. We can get a pill for this stuff. Just trust me.' Chichi released a breath she didn't even know she had been holding and began to think to herself. Hopefully Chikianna couldn't hear her now...

*She cheated! On Goku! Now there's going to be no hope what-so-ever of me getting back with him... I mean, not like I was going to just go beg for him back but now I know... She's technically me but... Was I really this bad? I don't remember being such... Manizer. Poor Goku. He never betrayed me and look at this! I'm making plans for another night out as we speak! I... I can't do this... I just... She'll have to take over because I can't do this to my Goku...* Chichi was starting to snuffle internally. *If she wants to have her "fun" then she can do it by herself...* Chichi put up a mental shield and blocked herself off from Chikianna.

Chikianna felt an emptiness for a brief minute until it seemed to be covered up. Confused, she just shrugged. "Now to write him a note like he did me..." Chikianna picked up a pen and paper and started on her note.

'Brett,

Just a little clue in. Last night was a one time deal, it will not happen again. You were just a good time while I was getting over someone. Sorry but, I only fuck for fun once...

From, Miss.'

Chikianna smirked and layed the note on his pillow. He was a fun ride while he lasted but Chikianna was not one to be tied down unless they were insatiable! He was... normal. 'Must be the fact I've had sex with a Saiyan before... After that you're ruined for anyone else.' She sighed, all Goku was to her was a good lay, same as she was for him. The only problem she had with ever sleeping with him was the fact that after that... Everyone else seemed like mere boys trying to be a sex king the night he loses his virginity. In other words, no one could compare to a Saiyan. Period. Chikianna sighed, the only draw back to leaving Go- er... That picked up her bags and left the room.

Oh this was going to be a fun week...

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~Night 2 At Mt. Paozu~

'Chichi! Why don't you come home..? I'm really sorry. I promise I won't mess up the house ever again...' Goku tried to wrap his arms around her waist. 'No! Don't you get it? I just... I can't love you anymore... You used me all my life and... I'm not gonna take it anymore!' Chichi shoved her way out of his grasp and started to walk away. 'Chichi!' Goku started to get angry, 'Don't you dare walk away from me!' He reached to grab her wrist but she yanked it away. 'If you touch me again I swear I'll call my new boyfriend!' Goku froze. 'Your... what...?' She put her hands on her hips. You heard me! My boyfriend! I've moved on so I suggest you do too.' This pushed him over the limit.

He was so angry! Goku screamed with all the pain and anguish in him. He tried and tried again to go super but to no avail. He just couldn't change! 'What the fuck? Why can't I change?' Suddenly he heard a woman's laugh. He looked all around but there was no one there. It was all black. Then, the light started to fade in. There, just to his right, it was Chichi! And she was... No... Anyone but her! She was wrapped around the other man like a cheap suit. Who was he? He couldn't see a definite face, it was all shadow, but his posture. It looked so familiar... That hurt, it didn't make him angry, it hurt... 'Chichi... Why..?' His voice was hoarse and cracking, he didn't trust himself to say anymore words so he just watched as the scene changed.

She was standing there in a beautiful crisp wedding gown in front of a long full-body mirror wiping away a stray tear or two. She smiled a watery smile at her reflection. 'I guess I should try to keep this mascara from running.' She sighed, 'My wedding day and I can't even stop crying.' Goku breathed in sharply. She was getting married and that was not the dress she wore when they were married! She's marrying the guy from before... And there's nothing he can do. Chichi smiled. 'Well, Goku didn't love me, but I guarantee this guy sure does!' She picked up her skirts and turned, taking one last fleeting glance at the mirror over her shoulder, and ran out of the light. Goku was as confused as a goose in a tornado.

'"Didn't love her?" What does she mean I didn't love her? I've loved her as long as I've known her.' Even before he knew what love meant he was in love with her. At the time it was just a feeling but later on he grew to know what that feeling was and he welcomed it with open arms. Now she's saying he didn't love her...?

The scene changed again. This time she was laying in a hospital bed, asleep. She had a sheen layer of sweat across her forehead and an IV in her arm but that was the extent of her 'injuries'. As the nurse walked in, Chichi opened her eyes and smiled. 'Where is she? Is she ok? Can I see her?' The nurse just laughed at her enthusiasm. 'She's doing good Mrs. Ouji, your husband went to check on her and said he would bring her right in. Is there anything I can get you? Medicine, food, water? You were in labor over eighteen hours!' Chichi just smiled, 'I've been through it all before. Just some water if you don't mind.' The nurse nodded and skipped out the door, she must have been new or something. Goku watched her try to relax again. So that was it... Her and her new beau had a baby. It was a girl... She always wanted a little girl but she was so proud of Gohan they hadn't thought of another kid... He heard a sound and looked back up at the door that was opening. It was no doubt her new husband, but what he saw made his jaw drop...

The man wasn't a shadow anymore...

He was in full form, color and all, and Goku knew exactly who He was...

The Prince of all Saiyans, Mr. Vegeta Ouji...

Goku's mind went blank, the only words he could process were Chichi, Vegeta, and a baby. Vegeta gently carried the little pink bundle over to the sleepy Chichi. ' 'Bout time you woke up woman. The kid's been lookin' at me funny...' He gently poked the little pink ball and received a tiny hit back. He smirked. 'Lookie here woman, our little brat's already starting to put up a fight. She just might be worthy to train with her father.' Chichi smiled and playfully slapped Vegeta on the arm. 'Oh.. Veggie you plan too far ahead. Our little princess can train if she wants but she has to learn some Amazon moves in there too. And we can't forget the studying-' She stopped and looked at him with big brown puppy dog eyes, 'There will be time for studying... Right...?' Vegeta's reserve melted. 'Fine! Dammit fine! She can be schooled too, but no going over board got it?' At Chichi's bright smile and vigorous nod he smirked. 'And by the way woman,' Vegeta moved up closer on the bed, 'You owe me big...' Chichi, trying to play innocent, raised a brow. 'Oh I do, do I? And... Just what do you plan to do if I don't pay up...?' He smirked ferociously. 'Maybe, something along the lines of this.' He leaned over and captured her lips in a frenzy of passion. As one hand cradled the baby, the other worked it's way behind her drawing lazy circles on her back. She moaned into his mouth and tangled her hands into his hair.

Goku couldn't take watching this horror story anymore! He was going to be sick if he didn't get out of here soon! He ran, but anywhere he ran all he saw was Vegeta and Chichi. Pictures of their wedding, pictures of their life together! He couldn't take it. Finally he saw a light and ran full speed ahead!

When he first awoke, he sprang up in bed; cold sweat, tangled sheets, even a lone tear had escaped and was making it's way down his cheek. Goku leaned back against the headboard and looked at the clock. 'Only 3:00... Damn! If I don't quit having dreams like this I'll never get any sleep... And what's up with Chichi marrying Vegeta? She'd never do that, Vegeta's with Bulma. Well... in that way he is...'

Goku sighed. This was the worst night ever. The past two nights he had barely gotten any sleep. The first night Chichi was gone he felt too guilty to sleep and now tonight! Tonight he couldn't stop thinking about her in the arms of another man. He ran a trembling hand through his hair and yawned. He didn't trust himself to sleep anymore but he'd need his strength in case Bulma located his wife's whereabouts tonight. He was gonna bring Chichi home, no matter what the cost. He started thinking about all the good times and remembering their memories together as he lay back down in bed. Maybe he could get just a little bit more sleep before sunrise. He closed his eyes as the memory of their wedding night started to pass by. Yes. He might get just a little more rest if he kept his mind here.

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Chikianna walked out of the bathroom into her own hotel bedroom around 11:45 that night. "What a wonderful Sunday night! Spas, moonlight horse ride... Even a nice candle lit dinner! I told ya Chi, the Amazon guys around here... Oo! I'm getting tingly just thinking about it!" After the day at the spa, some nice young man, uhm... What was his name again... Kenji! That's right Ken, he took her out for dinner but had to run right after. He was an on-call doctor and apparently there was an emergency. Just as Chikianna was stepping out of the restaurant, a man with a white pure bread stallion reigned up beside him, rode up on his black stallion. To make a long story short, they had a nice long ride and ended out in a field somewhere. She's gonna be picking grass out of her blanket for a week. She carried one just in case the need should arise, and well, heh, looks like it did!

Oddly enough throughout the whole thing, Chichi had not one negative comment about it at all. She was oddly quiet. Chikianna snuggled in between the pillows and sighed. 'This is the best! In just a couple days we'll go back to the village and have the time of our lives Chi. Aren't you glad you let me out?' Chichi sighed, but smiled. She didn't want her other being to know how guilty she felt. That would only cause more problems so she decided to just go along with it all. *I really didn't have a choice did I? But yes... I am happy that I let you out. I do need to let loose more often. What are we gonna do tomorrow?* Chikianna yawned sleepily and rolled over. After the day she just had she didn't have time to think about tomorrow! What were they gonna do? 'How about... We get up at 10:00 and head down for a cafe brunch? Then, instead of a spa day, we can head to the sparring arenas! Get in a little training and such. Then, after a good couple hours we could head back for a salt scrub and a nice deep tissue massage. To relax us after a hard day of training, ya know...' She yawned again, more sleep filled this time. 'How 'bout it Chi?'

There was nothing. No response.

'Chichi...? Yoo hoo! I'm talking to you!' Just then she heard a little snore. Someone was already asleep. 'Feh, weakling!' Chikianna smirked and rolled over. If Chichi was gonna go to sleep, then she was going to call it a night too. This concluded the second day she had left home and right now... It just turned 12:00. "Third day starts now..." Chikianna whispered to herself. Heaven forbid someone hear her, the strong one of the outfit. "Wonder if they even miss me..." She wasn't going to admit it, but... She didn't want to cheat on Goku! She didn't want to be out here in the first place! But, if Chichi was coming along then... There was nothing she could do...

Chikianna snuffled once but no more. She wasn't about to cry, she was sure Chichi would know. 'I have to be the strong one... For Chi, I'll have the fun she deserves...' She closed her eyes and went off into a dreamless slumber, only hearing those words echoing in her head... "I wonder if they even miss me..."

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What she didn't know was,at that exact moment, 12:00:00 to be precise, the entire Son family was snuffing back tears. Chikianna in her bed, wondering if the people she's supposed to be forgetting and getting over still missed her at all.

Gohan was half asleep coming back from the bathroom. Usually he could hear his mother in the kitchen or living room just finishing up cleaning about this time of night. Tonight, he heard Bulma at the computer and that was it. He felt so alone. Laying in bed as the clock struck midnight, a thought struck him. "I wonder if Mom even misses us. I miss her, but does she miss being at home to take care of us...?" Teetering on the brink of sleep just before this, the young boy finally let himself slip over the edge into the abyss of sleep after getting that thought out.

Goku, in his dream state of course, was thinking the same thing. 'Chichi... Don't you miss us? We miss you... More that you could ever know...'

The three were feeling the same, they just didn't know it.

And they probably never would...

TBC...

*Aww! Snuffles! She misses him so much and they all miss her but... She thinks it's for the best so, whadda ya gonna do? When Chichi outs her mind to something, it can't change! Or... Can it...? Dun dun dahh! Stick around for the next Chapter of HWCHE!
*Luvies, GCL