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The doorbell rang.
Azula instantly awoke and shot out of bed. She opened the door, fully prepared to terminate the solicitors.
"Trick or treat!" Cried several young children wearing colorful costumes.
Azula raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me? That sounded like a threat."
The youngest of the group stepped forward. "That's right it was, you better give us some candy."
"Or what?"
"Or we'll egg your house."
Azula smiled. "You strategy for obtaining food is very flawed. Let's say I did give you your precious candy. There is no possible way you could know what I might have done to it. I could have poisoned it, or lightly traced it with mercury so that you would develop cancer in twenty years."
The trick or treater pondered this for awhile. "I'd give some to my neighbor's dog first."
"Chocolate kills dogs anyway, how would you know the difference?"
The child crossed his arms. "You're a jerk." They trudged off.
Azula laughed. "You have been defeated for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!"
"That didn't have anything to do with what I told you." said Sokka.
Mai shrugged.
"You didn't follow my advice at all! What about the boomerang?"
Mai yawned. "I didn't really feel like it." She got up to leave.
"Well, I hope you're happy. You just threw your life down the drain because you couldn't even throw one boomerang."
"I'll be sure to remember that."
"Oh, you will. You will."