A/N:Yay! I'm alive :D Anyways, I thought of this a long time ago, but didn't have time to put it on paper until now, so enjoy!

Disclaimer:Saying I own Naruto is like saying Moses knew where he was going. Cuz let's admit it, when you're stuck in a desert for over 5 years, maybe it's time to stop and ask for directions.

Warning: Urges to conquer Poland, classical music, and dancing Uchiha's

Word Count: 732

How To Ninja, 101

Chapter 4

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"To Conquer Poland."

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Heavy woodwind and brass flooded the small dormitory. The musical sound being carried our of the small bedroom, through the suite style college dorm, and out through the walls and doors to flood the Fire Nation building at Konohagakure University. Die Walküre (The Valkyrie) pumped through the stereo and around the body of a raven, who, at the moment, was acting very OOC.

Sasuke Uchiha bounced around and danced in his room to the German classical piece and three minutes and thirty-seven seconds later, a blond slammed open the opposite bedroom door, and was seen running out of the suite. The raven took no notice of this, nor of their other roommate, another crow, following the blond.

Uzumaki Naruto escaped his "home" and went out and down the hallway, anxious. The crow followed.

"Naruto! Naruto! Stop! Why are you in such a hurry all of the sudden?"

"You wouldn't understand Sai! Sasuke can't listen to that! Not while I'm around!" Flustered, the blond turned around to face his friend, face filled with panic. "I got to get out of here…."

Sai, puzzled, briefly stared at the blond before spouting his common response. "You must have a small penis if you can't stand classical music."

Naruto stared oddly at the boy before yelling back something along the lines of his penis not being small, before fuming out of the Fire Nation dormitories.

Sai followed his friend down to the dormitories next to theirs, Suna. When he finally caught up to his friend, a red head was seen quietly listening to the loud teen.

"-and he should have known! But NO! Did he listen to me? Of course not! He's just blasting that damned music! He didn't even notice us leave! What am I supposed to do Gaara?!"

Gaara stared back quietly, before responding in his silky voice. "Naruto, perhaps we should ask the Uchiha to stop and turn it down for awhile? It can't be as bad as you make it seem…"

Sai chose this point to walk up to the two males, nodding in greeting to the red head before addressing the blond. "Gaara has a point Naruto, I once read in a book that being honest with your friends is the key to promoting a long lasting friendshi-"

"I don't care! You have no idea about my problems with that particular composer!"

"Are you not half German?"

Gaara cut off Naruto before he could respond. "Naruto…how long has Uchiha been listening to that?"

The blond turned to his friend, a slight twitch in his right eye, and locked gazes with the half Irish male.

"Five hours Gaara. FIVE HOURS!! I can't listen to that much Wagner! I get the urge to conquer Poland!!"

A/N: Okay, just a short crappy drabble sort of thing. For those not familiar, Richard Wagner is a German composer that lived in the mid 1800's. he's primarily known for his operas and some of his pieces have made a strong influence on many 20th and 21st century film scores, including such examples as John Williams's music for Star Wars and Howard Shore's soundtracks for Peter Jackson's three Lord of the Rings films. The rock composer Jim Steinman created what he called Wagnerian Rock. The rock subgenre heavy metal is also said by some to show influence of Wagner (as well as other classical composers). In Germany Rammstein and Joachim Witt who has named three of his albums Bayreuth, claim inspiration from Wagner's music. Klaus Schulze (German electronic composer and Wagner admirer) dedicated his 1975 album Timewind to Wagner's death (two 30-min tracks, "Bayreuth Return" and "Wahnfried 1883"). He also used the alias Richard Wahnfried for a part of his discography. (taken from Wikipedia.)

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