Chapter 4: It's Dangerous to Play with Dynamite

"Okay so Pepe le Pu wasn't my best idea ever," said Bugs.

"Who in the right mind eats SNAILS?!" Lola couldn't get the picture out of her head.

"Well, that guy doesn't have a right mind," Bugs pointed out.

"True. But it was funny when Pen got soaked! How on earth did you trip anyway?" asked Lola.

"I don't know. I guess I've got to watch where I walk huh? You wanna go to Yosemite Sam's place?"

"Will you carry me?" asked Lola.

Bugs grinned. That was the wrong kind of question to ask. "Of course I'll carry you Sweetie."

Lola hopped on his back. "Ready?" Bugs asked. "Yes!" said Lola.

Bugs took off at full speed. Lola held on for dear life. She'd never realized how fast Bugs was. Bugs went straight into the street. A car was coming at them. "LOOK OUT!" Lola screamed. Bugs jumped over the car. "Slow down!" Lola said. "Faster?" Bugs went even faster even though he knew she said slow down.. Then he went onto the sidewalk which was crowded with people. "SLOW DOWN!" LOLA screamed. Bugs ignored her. This was fun. There was this skate board in the middle of the street and Bugs jumped on.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lola screamed.

Bugs jumped off when they got close to Sam's house. Then he slid to a stop. Lola's eyes were closed. "You can open your eyes now," Bugs said.

Lola jumped off of his back. "Don't EVER do that again!" said Lola. "Will you do it again on the way back?" Lola asked eagerly.

"Course."

They walked up to Sam's house. "Ducks'th are'th so'th stupid'th!" Lola said imitating Daffy.

"I kno…ko…know th…that's right!" Bugs imitated Porky Pig.

They both busted out laughing. Sam ran outside. "WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET VARMITS?!"

Bugs and Lola kept laughing. "Shut up! Lorraine 's sleepin'" Sam said.

Bugs and Lola stared at him. " Lorraine ?" said they asked at the same time.

"Yeah! Get out before I blow you to smitherinies!"

"Don't you think you're a bit short to be talkin' to people like that, Doc?" asked Bugs.

"I'm warnin' ya'!"

"Does your mother know you're out this late?" asked Bugs.

"Isn't it naptime?" asked Lola.

Sam grabbed " Lorraine " off the front porch and shot at them. "I warned you, rabbits!" He kept shooting. "I've got you outnumbered one to two!"

Lola rolled her eyes. "Don't you mean we've got you outnumbered?"

Sam's face turned so red and his vien bugged out so much you could have sworn it popped. The started shooting at least thirty five times.

Bugs and Lola ran up the ladder to the roof. There were fireworks, bombs, dynamite, matches, a cannon, extra guns, bullets, gun powder, gas, and candles up there. "So this is where he keeps this stuff," said Lola.

Sam was on the ground looking for them. "Yoohoo, Mr. Enemy!" Bugs called. Then he dropped a bomb on Sam.

BOOM!!!

"HA! HA! HA!" said Lola.

Sam recovered and shot his gun. Bugs dropped another bomb.

Boom!!!

"Hey Doc, it looks a little dark down there here's some candles!" said Bugs dropping some lit dynamite.

"Thanks!" said Sam when he caught the "candles". 2 seconds later it exploded.

Boom Again!!!

Lola was leaning up against the wall laughing. "Who in the right mind is that dumb!" she said mostly to herself.

Sam shot a bomb at them. "Pass me that bat," Bugs told Lola. Bugs whacked the bomb back at Sam. Lola leaned over the wall. "You thought you could get us back did you!" said Lola.

Sam hit it back at them with another bat. Bugs whacked it back at him. "Is that all you got?!" called Lola.

This time Sam hit 4 bombs. Bugs shot all of them back. Before Sam could hit them they exploded.

BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOm!!! BOOM!!!

Lola and Bugs got off the roof. "Is he still alive?" asked Lola.

"Yeah, he's just in shock," Bugs replied. Bugs dumped a bucket of water on his head.

Sam woke up. "YOU RABBITS BETTER RUN!!!!"

Sam chases Lola and Bugs around the house twice. Three times. Four more times. Lola and Bugs went inside. Bugs put together a whole bunch of bombs and dynamite and set the time for 5 seconds. "Let's get out of here!" He said.
"5!"

"Is this legal?" asked Lola.

"4!"
"I don't know," said Bugs.

"3!"

"Cover your ears," said Bugs.

"2!" Sam was still inside searching for them when he noticed the bombs.

"1!"

"Oh snap!" said Sam.

BOOM!!!!
Bugs and Lola walked away screaming with laughter.

Sam was sitting in ashes covered in gun powder. "Tuesday's, applesauce day," he said dazed. Then he fell backwards.