Training With Master Iruka!
BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ!!!
"argh..."
BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ!!!!!!
"Alright! Alright already shut up! Urusi!" Naruto growled as he rolled over and slapped his red alarm clock hard so it would shut up. Then he sat up throwing his blankets to the side. He stretched his arms over his head as he yawned, completely exhausted from staying up so late on the computer. "I should probably make some breakfast!" instead of getting up though he plopped back words back on top of his bed. He leaned his head back so it dangled off his bed. He looked up at his clock.
"Are you serious?" he yelled up at his clock, not wanting to move an inch. "It's only five thirty? Ah shit! I only got three and a half hours of sleep! Shit! I must have forgotten to set it for my day off!" he lay there for a minute just looking around his small room, spacing out. Then suddenly..
KNOCK, CLINK, BANG
"Open up teeme!!"
"Who could that be this early on my day off?" Naruto complained as he pulled himself back up and headed for his front door.
"Come on teeme!" the voice yelled as the person on the other side banged on the door yet again.
"Shut-up already I'm coming!" Naruto said as he undid the chain lock, then turned the handle. "You could have some patients!" he grumbled as the door opened to reveal.
"Yo! Whats up Teeme-chan?"
Naruto stood their his jaw dropped.
'What the hell is he doing here so early in the morning? Forget that, what the hell is he doing here at all!'
"Nice P.J's! Mind if I take them off you?" the man standing there asked as he walked in without being invited.
Naruto was to surprised to do anything so he just stepped out from in front of the door to let him in.
"Nice place you got here Teeme-chan!" he said looking around, as he stood in the middle of the room arms crossed. His eyes finally set on Naruto again. "Whats wrong?" he said looking down at him from his drastic height advantage over Naruto. "Are you just going to stand there looking like a fool? Or are you going to close the door and come and talk to me?
Naruto stood there, still dumb struck with surprise at seeing him here.
The tall man sighed, brushing his black hair out of his face.
"Alright then!" he said walking back tourds Naruto, who began to back up a bit against the door. The handle still in his left hand.
The man reached out his right arm and shut the door softly yet firmly. Naruto jumped, the man leaned in closer as he did Naruto backed up so his back was now against the door, both his hands went up behind his back for the handle.
"We can't have that now can we?" the man said as he slammed his other hand against the door, now the door wouldn't budge no matter how hard Naruto tried to open it. The man lent his face closer to Naruto's. He spoke softly in Naruto's ear his hot breath tickling Naruto's skin and his dark hair brushing his cheek.
Naruto was a bit surprised but listened to his gentle voice. As he listened his expression changed.
"Fine!" He said half heartedly. "But I have to be some where at twelve!"
The dark haired man smiled.
"Thats fine with me!" he said as he latched the chain lock on the door and sat down on Naruto's brown couch.
Naruto paused for a second before siting next to him to talk over what the man had just recuested.
'Why the hell am I doing this? That I'll never know!' Naruto wondered as the man began to talk with his sweet gentle voice. Before Naruto knew it he was listening to every word he said and absorbed it like a sponge. His voice was so hypnotizing Naruto couldn't think of anything but what he was saying.
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'Where is that Naruto?' Iruka sensei wondered as he stood in front of the ramen shop that he was suppose to meet Naruto at. 'It's already one thirty!' Iruka noted as he looked at his wrist watch for the twentieth time in the last five minutes. 'He said we'd meat at one twenty five!'
"Iruka sensei!" a panting blond in bright orange pants, a black shirt and an orange jacket tied around his waist, yelled running up the path. "Sorry I'm late sensei!" he said as he stopped leaning over panting in front of Iruka.
"Thats fine!" Iruka said smiling 'If you hadn't shown up though, I would have stampeded over to your house and pounded on the door!' Iruka thought angrily. Iruka looked down at Naruto he was still panting. "Hey Naruto are you okay?" Iruka asked worrying about his pupil.
"Yeah fine!" Naruto said standing up straight, just to have his knee buckle under his weight.
"Naruto!" Iruka yelled catching his shoulders as he fell forward. "Where's it hurt?" Iruka asked worrying greatly now.
"I'm fine!" Naruto said pushing Iruka's hands off his shoulders. "I'm just having growing pains a lot lately! Nothing worth losing you're head over sensei!" Naruto looked at him with a smile.
"Alright," Iruka said not certain though if his pupil was being truthful with him. "try not to push yourself so hard while your growing then! Okay?"
"Alright sensei!" Naruto said his smile widening. "Hey sensei!" Naruto said grinning evily now.
"Yes?" Iruka asked as he helped Naruto up.
"What about that ramen you promised me?"
"oh...right..." Iurka said forgetting his worries about his pupil lying. 'this is so like him! Is nothing but ramen on his mind 24/7?'
"let's go get some! I'll treat you Naruto!"
"Yes!" Naruto said jumping in the air and rushing to the stand ordering his favorite.
'Guess I'm always worrying over nothing!' Iruka thought to himself with a sigh.
"Come on sensei!" Naruto called from the stand. "Your ganna eat with me right?"
"Yeah, I'm coming!" Iruka began to walk towrds the stand 'I wish he would just come live with me! Then I wouldn't have to worry so much!'
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Naruto engulfed his ramen as fast as possible (in his case though, as fast as usual).
"Don't eat so fast! You'll get sick!"
"No I wont sensei!" Naruto said his mouth still full of ramen. "More please!" he said with a smile as he swallowed what was in his mouth.
"Last bowl Naruto!" Iruka said. no matter how many times he saw him engulf his ramen he could never get use to it, never.
"Okay Sensei!" Naruto said grining ear to ear.
Iruka couldn't help but smile.
'You are so adorable, Naruto! Just like a little kid!'
"Hey Sensei, what type of training do you have planned for today?"
"Hmm? Oh well I thought you may need a quick review of the basics and then we could work on something else! (Something that I've had in reserve for a while now!)"
"Really Sensei?!" Naruto was bouncing up and down in his chair with excitement. "I get to learn a supper reserved move! Yeah!" continual bouncing.
Iruka laughed.
"What I can't be excited?" Naruto said deffensevly.
"No, no it's not that! You just still look like such a little kid when you get so excited, and that easily."
"Hmph!" Naruto crossed his arms "So? Whats wrong with acting like a kid hear and there?"
"Nothing!" Iruka said smiling.
Naruto smiled that wide smile of his, showing all his front teeth. Then he continued to eating his ramen.
Iruka shook his head with a soft smile.
'If only you would let me adopt you! I don't know why you wont! Damn it Naruto! How long are you going to keep all to yourself?'
"Let's go Sensei!" Naruto said getting up and bouncing on the tips of his toes excitedly. "Let's go! Hurry Sensei!"
"I'm coming!" Iruka said as he pulled out the ammount needed to pay for the ramen they had eaten.
"Training, training, training! Supper move, supper move, supper move!" Naruto sang happily as he crossed his arms over his head and headed out to the training grounds. Iruka followed him at a slower paice, hands in his pockets.
'Young, and full of energy! To much energy!'
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Meanwhile a lazy Sauske was just getting up, 1:30 come on Sauske you bum.
He stretched his arms over his head and yawned. He was wearing a pair of baggy black pants and a baggy dark blue (navy blue) shirt.
He got up went in to the kitchen made himself some oatmeal and sat down at his computer with the steaming bowl of oatmeal, which was smothered in milk, honey and brown sugar.
'And girls say I don't like sweets!' he chuckled to himself, spoon dangling from his mouth as he typed in his user name.
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lastUchiha has logged on.
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'Just because I don't take the sweets the y offer me (and I do tend to say I don't like them) doesn't mean I hate them!'
He looked up and down his list. No Naruto.
'Damn! Oh well!' he continued down the list. 'hey look at that! That lazy butt Shikamaru's on! So's Neji and Shino!' Sauske smiled.
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mycloudsDontouch has accepted confrence invite.
360viewNobreak has accepted confrence invite.
bugtheHelloff has accepted confrence invite.
360viewNobreak: you interupted our convo.
lastUchiha: so sorry (sarcasum)!
360viewNobreak: ...we all could sence the sarcasum, no need to say it!
lastUchiha: whatever!
bugtheHelloff: ...so whats up?
lastUchiha: nothing
360viewNobreak: ...you interupted us for this?
lastUchiha: you had something better you were doing?
360viewNobreak: no not really...but before you invited us Shikamaru was acctually talking!
lastUchiha: and this is my fault how?
mycloudsDontouch: ...
lastUchiha: -gets an idea-
360viewNobreak????
lastUchiha: you know when you said whats up?
bugtheHelloff: yeah...what of it?
lastUchiha: i just thought of something:D
bugtheHelloff: ...and what is that?
lastUchiha: -smiling viciously- maybe Naruto from the celling!
mycloudsDontouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lastUchiha:D
mycloudsDontouch: YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!!
360viewNobreak: lmao (laughing my ass off)
bugtheHelloff: -joins in laughter- My ass flew away from laughing!
lastUchiha:D
360viewNobreak: lol
mycloudsDontouch: NOT FRICKIN FUNNY! I'm ganna get you Sauske! You Bastered!
lastUchiha: i would like to see you try -and i was joking-
mycloudsDontouch: ...i will kill you
lastUchiha: yeah right!
360viewNobreak: sorry Shikamaru, he's right
bugtheHelloff: yeah, your to frickin lazy:)
mycloudsDontouch: ...is he really hanging upside down?
lastUchiha: ...
360viewNobreak: that homophobic idiot?! Yeah right!
lastUchiha: he isn't homophobic he just doesn't know any better and yeah i have seen him hanging upside down from a tree!
mycloudsDontouch: ...i'm waiting for the rest of the story!
lastUchiha: well, it was a beautiful summer's day and...
mycloudsDontouch: DAMN IT SAUSKE!!! STOP FOOLING WITH ME!!!!
360viewNobreak: omg!! I'm lovin this!
bugtheHelloff: it's amazing how much humor can come off anothers pain:D
360viewNobreak: it is:D
lastUchiha: sorry Shikamaru! COuldn't help it:D
mycloudsDontouch: -fumming- continue!
lastUchiha: okay, to cut the story short without all the details -:)
360viewNobreak: lmao
mycloudsDontouch: -fumming but reamining silent-
buggtheHelloff: oh come on stop teasing him -it's to much for me to handle! lmao as well-
lastUchiha: lol! You and Naruto must be close friends Shikamaru!
mycloudsDontouch: ...waiting!
360viewNobreak: very close!
bugtheHelloff: yeah like closer than to people in a pod! and we all know what i mean by pod:D
mycloudsDontouch: ...im ganna kill the two of you now, along with Sauske bastard!
buggtheHelloff: as said before by whoever: 'I'd like to see that happen, knowing you your to lazy!' Your to frickin lazy! thats what!
360viewNobreaks: yep! I agree!
mycloudsDontouch: ...i'm getting real sick of you sickos!
lastUchiha: lol! Any way he was hanging upside down in our first trainig against Kakashi sensei! There happy?
mycloudsDontouch: ...
360viewNobreak: Buahahahaha!
buggtheHelloff: lmao
mycloudsDontouch has logged off.
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"Oopse!" Sauske said to himself. His empty otmeal bowl beside his computer. "Maybe I went to far?" he thought a minute "Na..." before he could finish contradicting that thought his phone rang.
"Hello?" Sauske said not bothering to say his name or house hold.
"Ass hole!"
'I knew it!' Sauske thought rubbing his temples. The roughly annoyed voice from the other end was none other than Shikamaru.
"What was all that about? No wonder Naruto hates you! You allways talkin behind his back like this, backa?"
Sauske was hurt by this accusation and that 'No wonder Naruto hates you!'
"No I don't! It's called teasing you! Damn you! You know how different you are on line and on the phone?"
"Well you are to bastered-san!"
"...now I have a title with bastard?!"
"Well it suites you!"
"Up yours!"
"Fuck you!"
"I'd rather not! But I'd gladly f..."
"DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" Shikamaru yelled so loud it almost blew Sauske's ear's out.
'Damn! Is he pissed!'
"Hey Shikamaru,"
'Time to be the mature one and take responsability for a joke gone to far!'
"I'm sorry! I went a bit to..."
"Far? Yeah you did! But so did I!"
'The one thing I will alwasys love about this guy,' Sauske reminded himself 'he really is the laziest peace of shit on this Earth! Other wise he'd stay mad forever, like Naruto!'
"Any way! You know that the sand village ninja are staying with Naruto right?"
Just thinking about how badly Naruto could hold a grudge at times and at how his temper could fly so rampid when he was in a bad mood made Sauske feel like a bad mood was also desending upon himself.
"Sauske? Earth to Uchiha-chan!"
Shikamatu's voice cut through to Sauske suddenly like cold ice against fire.
"Oh yeah! Sorry, what were you saying?"
"-sigh- Next time pay attention Uchiha!"
"Yeah, yeah sorry! You space out all the time you know!"
"Yeah whatever! Any way did you know that the sand village ninja are coming up a week early for the chunin exams this year?"
"Yeah, so?"
"That means that the youngest Kazekage in history will be particapating in the chunin exams!"
"He may just be watching!"
"...Thats' just you hopeing silently!"
"Yeah, your right! I'd rather not go against Gaara!"
"Me either! He was so tough last year! I was amazed when I won! But that was only because he went rampid!"
"I remember! My group was watching and then we were sent to go fight him!"
"Yeah! Naruto kicked his butt and his attitudeds changed ever since!"
"Looks like you got compotition!" Sauske said with a laugh.
"Yeah whatever (I'm letting that slide) but I think it's you who will have the true compotition! Trying to beat his group! And all the others! (Lucky me I get to watch this year!)"
"Not so!"
"What? Naruto's ganna be pissed at you if you don't do it with him!"
"Thats not what i ment! (though that would be kinda nice if he acctually did) I ment that I was talking to Tsunade earlier and all chunins, this year, are helping to make sure that their are no repeats of last year!"
"...damn it!"
Sauske laughed.
"Oh come on Shikamaru! It's totally understandable! Especially since the third almost got killed if Naruto hadn't thrown that kunai!"
"Yeah! What was he doing just playing around with it?"
"Yeah! that's whats so cool about it! He wasn't even trying! the third is one lucky bastard!"
"He is!" Shikamaru said in total agreement.
"Since Naruto has such bad aim he missed me and hit Orochimeru disguised as the Kazekage!"
"Yeah it was great! Orochimeru's hat fell off and his ear was almost completely torn off!"
"What ears? I thought he was a snake!"
Shikamaru laughed sarcasticly.
"Yeah sure!"
"Have you ever just laughed?"
"What do you mean?"
"You know just acctually laugh! I don't think I've ever heard you laugh and mean it!"
"...yeah I got to go now! Training! I'll talk to you more later! (Or if I'm lucky not till the exams)"
"Not possible! I'll bug you online!"
"...you devil incarnate!"
"You know it!" Sauske said with an evil grin.
"F' you!"
"No but maybe Naruto!"
With this Shikamaru hung up the phone.
'That guy's such a pain!' Shikamaru stretched his arms over his head.
"I'm going to training!" Shikamaru yelled as he walked through the front room.
"Yeah! Whatever! Be back before to late!"
'What carring parents!' Shikamaru thought knowing that by before late his father ment before midnight.
He ran out the door headed to go train, his clock read four fifty.
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"Ouch!" Naruto complained as he walked tourds his apartment door. It seemed to get no closer with every step he took. He was holding his back because as soon as he let go a sharp pain jolted all his joints.
'That was some move Iruka sensei taught me!'
Naruto had been training with Iruka from one thirty to six ten, at the moment it was ten twenty. He had decided to run and do more training after Iruka had dismissed him saying he had some work to get done with a fellow workman.
Nartuo reached down and grabbed the matt infront of his house with a grunt.
'Oh, wait,' he remembered just as his door opened to reveal a red haired boy.
'Their already here?! No wait they should be! But how long have they been here?'
"Hey Naruto!" the boy said a small smile was visable on his face witch suprised Naruto.
'Gaara jsut smiled!'
"How you been?"
"Hey this is great!" Kankuro yelled from Naruto's TV in the front room, a video game's music blarring quite loudly. "We only got here about an hour ago!"
"Not that long, huh?" Naruto said as his ears began to hurt from the loud music. 'Damn! I feel bad for my neighbors! How could I not hear that from outside? I probably went deaf from training! Thats probably why!'
"Hey Naruto-san!" A light skinned girl with two pigtails of light blond hair stood before him. She wore a purple top with a black sash across the front, a black belt divided her mid upper thigh skirt from her shirt, along with a red sash entuined around the belt. "How've you been?"
Naruto looked at her. Was this the same Temari he'd seen fighting in the chunin exams last year with Shikamaru?
"Good! And you?"
"Great! Never better!"
"..." Gaara and Kankuro looked at one another.
"I think big sis has something else on her mind," Kankuro said with a smile "Besides how your doing!"
Temari turned a light pink.
"Shut up Kankuro!" she yelled at him pointing her massive fan in his direction.
"Oh sure, so threatening! Hey Naruto what she really want's to say is..."
WHACK.
"Ooo! Thats got to hurt!" Naruto said as he himself winced at the thought of being hit with that massive fan.
Gaara ignored them as if it didn't matter.
"So Naruto since they aren't using the game system let me teach you how to play Scratch three while we consume the peperoni pizza's we brought, ramen you provided and sodas."
"Ummmm...okay!" Naruto said 'Gaara's formalities are always so strange in real life! On the computer he doesn't use them nearly as much!'
After Gaara explained how the controlls worked Naruto and him got really in to it. They both got to make their own characters, Gaara had his already made since he had gotten there an hour earlier he had time to creat a new character to save to Naruto's Game Cube memory card.
Narutos character was classafied as a demi-demon, a lower section for the seven layers of hell's demon, a half bread that wasn't worth much in the opinion of all the other demons you could be in the game or meet (that were the computer), but that seemed to make him like the character all the more. He had centar like leggs with a red fur, then his upper bod looked like a males with a bear chest holding many tattoos embeded in it. Naruto had also given his character blue eyes and black hair, with black and red devil horns protruding from it's head. This took him a total of fifteen minutes to complete, going through all the other options and listening to Gaara's opinion.
"And guy's complain about us when we go shopping!" Teamri pointed out as she set her fan down, finally to Kankuro's bruised head's relife.
"Sauske!" Kankuro said laughing, as he and Temari sat down on the couch behind the too boys on the floor, who were getting deeply enthrawled in the battle to gain controll of the underworld. The music continued to blare deep into the night.
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'So the sand ninja are staying with Naruto! Does that mean he's not online?' Sauske looked at his computer for what may have been the twentieth time. 'I doubt it!' he thought to himself as he sat down and butted up his computer. His computer, as always, was too slow to his liking.
"Damn computer!" he cursed to himself silently as he finally got to log in.
He quickly scrolled down his buddy list.
'Damn!' he thought 'Ah, what the hell was I expecting any way? He's got company and he isn't one to be rude!'
Sauske couldn't help but smile at this.
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AN: Alright so! I am terribly sorry if any of my work is terrible I know i'm a bad writer and most of my work is done in the evenings when i should be asleep! SO I am terribly sorry! I'm a bad writer any way! This was really hard for me to think up with the stupid writers block i've been going through! Sorry again! And who do you think the misterious man is? Let me know what you think, kay? Oh yes and please forgive me for all the curssing!
Urusi -shut up demi-demon half demon human