Disclaimer: I prayed to the Almighty One to permit me to own Naruto, but unfortunately I'm not granted it.

Well hello everyone again! I'm so sorry for the previous chapter, sorry for rushing through it. I was running out of time for the story and it's a little distracting with anime behind the word document showing.

To Ranma Hibiki, thanks and I hope you got your coin back, and I think that bird who took your coin must be that one which laughed at Naruto and the others when they had their attempt at looking at Kakashi's face. Did you read my other story? 2nd attempt, to look at Kakashi's face. To Kaori, Karma Dreamz, kawaiinezimi and Black Ice, thanks again for the reviews! Then to Alana-star sugar cat, yeah I hated to write that part, because I have to keep writing 'Sasuke' with a '-kun' behind. Lastly to Shimei ryomou, I'm trying, but the scroll is being passed around in sequence. So that'll have to wait. Fufufufu.

Ok enough talking, time for the next poor person, of course, Kakashi… oh yea, does anyone knows that his name actually meant 'Field scarecrow'. Hatake- field, Kakashi- scarecrow. Fufufu.

Konoha Personality Test- Kakashi's adventure

The scroll was said to be passed down from over hundred years ago. It is said that when a person possesses the scroll, he can see what the previous user's response. Who was the originator of it? What's the purpose of it? Nobody knows. But as rare as such things are going to happen, the scroll only has very few people's response. But it was said that the person would meet with misfortune if he finds the scroll…

Kakashi was sitting on top of a roof, hands holding his Icha Icha. He had just escaped from another duel from Gai. Phew. And he had sent him off in the wrong direction with a little trick of the eye. Now he must be somewhere far, probably out of the village…

Then something landed on top of his head.

A scroll.

A very old scroll.

He eyed it curiously.

'Personality test, for those who had nothing better to do.' Kakashi opened and read the top of the scroll.

He cast a look at the dropped Icha Icha…

What's your christened name? "Hatake Kakashi" Then words appeared beside his answers. Haruno Sakura.

"Sakura? She did this?" Kakashi's visible eye closed half. He already knew almost every answer there is to it…

Hang on, so this scroll tells the answers for the previous respondents? What kinds of jutsus are present? Kakashi wanted to use his Sharingan to see, but as usual, curiosity got better.

Which village are you from? "Konoha" Konoha

What is your height? "181" 150.1

Do you have any siblings? "Hmmm…" No

What time is it? "Noon." 3 pm

Are you bored? "Wasn't, until you came along…" Engrossed in the book, interrupted. Kakashi certainly turned bored, or so he thought. A little.

"Though you won't be bored? Thinking of…" Kakashi cut off that thought. He believed without even thinking about it, he would soon be reading the same answers over and over again…

Are you a female or male? "Male" Female

When is your birthday? "15 September" 28 March

What makes you most happy? "Icha Icha series." Kakashi cast a glance at the book beside him. When I see Sasuke-kun

"Knew it."

What makes you most sad? "Well… when teamwork breaks down." Sasuke-kun rejects me!

"Predicted it."

What things annoy you most? "When teammates fight among each other." The first thought came was Naruto and Sasuke. Nothing really, but Naruto is irritating.

"Sigh, Naruto."

What's the last thing you ate? "Grilled fish" Breakfast of bread.

Who's the last person you talked to? "Gai" Mother.

What's the last thing you said? "I refuse" The number-I-lost-count duel… I'm going out!

Do you have a crush? "…" Kakashi's face remained calm. Yup yup.

"No need to ask." Kakashi thought.

What's the coolest thing you've ever done? "Raikiri" Copy Ninja Kakashi's very own technique. Save Sasuke.

"Saved him? When? In the Chuunin exam?"

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? "Attacking an enemy with an incomplete jutsu…" Kakashi remembered the time when he had his first mission as a jounin and leader… Make a fool of myself in front of Sasuke-kun.

"Mata Sasuke." Again.

What do you spend most of your time doing? "Reading." Reading, well not that true actually, Kakashi got missions to do. Dreaming about Sasuke-kun!

Kakashi's eyebrows twitched.

What is your goal in life? "Protect those precious to me." MARRY SASUKE-KUN!

Kakashi's eyebrows twitched more furiously.

What is your favorite animal? "Dogs." Come to think of that, I don't really have a favourite.

"I thought whatever Sasuke likes you'll follow?" Then it occurred to Kakashi, Sasuke don't seemed to have any favourite.

What is your favorite food? "Grilled fish." Dried plums and red bean soup!

Which is your favorite month? "No preference. Hmm… or rather anyone without any stupid duels with Gai." Anyone that has Sasuke-kun in it.

"I think she has reached the state of obsession." Kakashi concluded.

Which is your favorite day of the week? "No preference." Day when I get to see Sasuke-kun!

"I think this has got to stop…"

Which is your least favorite day of the week? "Day when I have to duel with Gai." Day when I have to argue with Ino

"I guess I can't blame her…" Kakashi considered.

What are your favorite things to do? "Reading." Guessing riddles and solving problems. And of course Sasuke-kun!

"I take back what I said. This has got to stop, seriously."

Where is your favorite place to go on vacation to? "Hmm… anywhere without Gai. I need a break." Anywhere with Sasuke-kun is great!

"I think I need to call for some counseling… for her."

What's your favorite colour? "No preference." Red!

Do you prefer day or night? "Day, to read." Day, so that I can see Sasuke-kun.

"Remind me to call the counseling team."

What's the weather like now? Kakashi looked up. "Clear." Quite cloudy.

What are you wearing now? "My jounin uniform." My red attire.

What is the state of your hair now is? Kakashi touched his head. "Perfectly the way I want it to be." Hmm… it still needs a bit of time to grow to the length that Sasuke-kun will like!

"I remember I have this counselor's number here somewhere." Kakashi fumbled with his pockets.

What are you eating now? "Nothing." Dried plums.

What are you drinking now? "Nothing." Soup.

Have you cried in the last 24 hours? "What is there to cry?" Nah.

Have you met someone new in the last 24 hours? "No, Lee had a new look… I'm glad he has grew out of Gai's shadow… and also his style." Gai… Kakashi preferred not to think of his style for another second. Hmm… Lee had a new look, is that considered?

Kakashi remembered Rock Lee has a crush on Sakura.

Have you cleaned your room? "Yea." Yes.

Have you done laundry? "Yea." My mum does it.

"Lazy…"

Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out? "No." I've never touched Sake.

"Good, because you are still not of age to drink."

Have You Put A Body Part On Fire For Amusement? "Do I look like I'll do that?" Nah, but it sounds like fun!

"At least this is better than some Sasuke remark…" Kakashi thought.

Have You Been Hurt Emotionally? "I think so." Yeah. When Sasuke-kun rejects me!

"Consider that for your own good."

Kept A Secret From Everyone? "Yea, loads." Not really, almost everyone knows that I LOVE Sasuke-kun.

"I seriously need this counselor… where's her number…" Kakashi continued to fumble his pockets.

Had A Crush On A Teacher? "No…" Kakashi recalled which female teacher he had… don't really remember. No…

"That's good."

Who have you known the longest of your friends? "Obito and Rin." Sasuke-kun, Ino-buka, Naruto…

Who is the dookiest? "Gai…" Eh…

Who is the prettiest? "Er…" Me of course!

Kakashi stared at Sakura's answer. He quickly thought of another person who will have the same answer.

Who Is The Loudest? "I have to say it's Naruto and Gai." Naruto

"Even she thinks so…"

Who is the weirdest? "Gai. Seriously, I wonder where he got the idea of that style from…" Perhaps Kakashi-sensei? That mask especially.

Kakashi stared at the answer for a long time. Then his eyebrows started twitching furiously.

Who do you go to for advice? "The Hokage." Sasuke-kun!

"I wonder what can he do for you…" Kakashi mused.

What is the best feeling in the world? "Be alone with my books." Be with Sasuke-kun!

"Ok, just where is that counselor's number!"

What is the worst feeling in the world? "When others are in danger." When Naruto makes a fool of himself!

"I need to see that counselor immediately, this is an emergency." Kakashi stood up. Then he glanced at the scroll again.

No more questions.

However, there is a message…

"Thank you for completing this personality test. Unfortunately, there are no results of this. Just something to for you to do when you have absolutely nothing better to do. Sadly, you are in bad luck, for whoever picks up this scroll… GOES TO HADES!"

Hades?

Kakashi thought he had more important things to attend to than worry about the Hades comment. So when he was walking along the street to look for the counselor, he passed by the theaters. There was a big sign outside it.

Icha Icha Violence movie. Remake.

"Movie!"

Then when he was envisioning his joy, the gigantic board creaked. It's shadow loomed over Kakashi. Then he saw Gai coming into this street. He had to run for it!

Then he realized he had nowhere to run to.

The board fell onto him.

"ARK!" Kakashi uttered as he was buried underneath.

Gai was walking along the street, and he reached a cross road.

Then he saw something rolling towards him from the right.

A scroll.

A very old scroll…

He picked it up.

And took a left turn.

Ok, everyone that's all for today. I have this feeling that this is somehow an imitated version of Series of Unfortunate Events… Yeah, ninja version of it. Somehow it's getting darker and darker by the chapter… anyway reviews please, please and please.