Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ if I did we would all know for sure who Vegeta's mom was. I don't own Facebook.

A/N: Sorry it took so long y'all and thanks for the reviews.

high pitched voice


"Trunks! Open this door!"

"I'm coming dad!" Trunks then opened then opened the door and was about to ask his father why he couldn't open the door by himself, when he saw the three girls who were holding on to him.

"Dad, who are these girls, and why are you wet?"

"Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, let me tell the story, let me tell the story." Sandra said excitedly

"Sandra don't you think you should get off of Vegeta before you tell your story?"

"No, besides Sara hasn't gotten off yet either."

LaSean rolled her eyes and went over to hug Trunks as Sandra began her story.


*Begin Flashback*

"This is so cool! Hey y'all look a storm cloud; lets go in it!"

"Sandra, do you know what is inside a storm cloud?"

"Of course I do Sara, it's some kind of precipitation, thunder, and lightning."

"Exactly, we could get struck by lightning, so NO!"

"I want to go into the storm cloud, I want to go into the storm cloud!"

Suddenly the group lost altitude.

"What happened?"

"Vegeta lost altitude, LaSean."

"I know that Sara! I want to know why we lost altitude!"

"Your friend's high pitched screaming is hurting my sensitive hearing, thus making me lose concentration, meaning that I can't fly right!"

"SANDRA SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"You screamed at me! Just for that I won't shut up. All I want to do is go into the cloud! See, this is why I prefer Chibi's comapy over y'all's. He has NEVER screamed at me! Unlike y'all he actually listens to me!"

"Brat, if you don't shut up right now I swear to Kami that I will drop you!"

"If you drop me I'll come back to haunt you, and then I'll tell Bulma that you killed one of your students, and then she'll be pissed, and then you aren't going to get ANY for at least 3 months, and I will not shut up until I go into the cloud!"

"Fine I'll take you into the fucking cloud!"

"YAY!"

*End Flashback*


"And that's what happened."

"See, Vegeta just think, what would happen if we had a daughter." said Bulma, who had heard the entire story.

"Woman, we are NOT having another brat."

"Could've fooled me."

"What is THAT supposed to mean!"

"You refuse to wear protection Vegeta!"

"I've never heard you complaining!"

"How do you know I haven't been faking it!"

"Please Woman, you know you enjoy it when I shove my ..."

LaSean started coughing very violently. "Umm, we're still here, and your 8 year old son is still here too."

Bulma turned bright red, but then composed herself and asked "Who are you girls, you must be pretty special if Vegeta brought you here."

"My name is LaSean, the girl on Vegeta's back is Sara and the girl in his arms is called Sandra, and we're here because someone couldn't keep their mouth shut."

"Hey just because I'm in Vegeta's arms doesn't you can talk as if though I weren't here, and in my defense you should have stopped me, y'all both know I spoil thinks, like the fact that both Trunks and Goten are Super Saiyans, and nobody except Chi Chi knows, except Chi Chi only knows about Goten's transformation, she doesn't know about Trunks's."

LaSean's eye twitched.

"Show me, boy."

Trunks nodded and showed Vegeta his transformation.

"Who achieved first boy, you or Kakarot's brat?"

"I did"

"Hn." (A/N: This Hn. means: What now bitches my son became a Super Saiyan first hahahahahahahahahahaha. It also means I'm proud of you son.)

"Now that that's taken care of, Sandra, Sara get off of Vegeta."

"NO!"

"Trunks come help me get Sara off."

After 5 minutes of pulling, tickling, and bribery Sara finally came off.

"Now, for the hard part, Sara come help me get Sandra off."

"LaSean, I ain't stupid, we both know it's damn near impossible to get Sandra off, and besides I have better things to do."

Abrubtly Vegeta let go of Sandra, but unfortunately Sandra was still on him.

"I'm not getting off!"

"What if you need to eat?"

"I can last 2 days without food or water."

"What if you need to pee?"

"I'm wearing a heavy duty pad, so as long as I let the pee out slowly I'll be okay."

"Damnit Sandra! Saraaaaaaa heeeeeelp!"

Sara went over to LaSean and whispered something in her ear.

"Why didn't I think of that? ... Don't answer that!"

"LaSean went over to Sandra and removed Sandra's backpack. She then took a lighter out of Sandra's backpack and held it towards the backpack. "Now Sandra, if you don't let go of Vegeta everything in your backpack will burn, including Chibi."

"You wouldn't!"

"I would!"

"Fine, you win ... bitch." Sandra got off of Vegeta and grabbed her backpack out of LaSean's hands. She then took out her phone."

"I'm updating my Facebook status, Trunks." she then showed him a picture of her holding onto Vegeta and the picture said I glomped Vegeta and lived!

"When did you take that picture?"

"Well Sara, when y'all were all confused because of the cloud drama, I seized the opportunity and took the picture."

"It's getting late shouldn't you be getting home girls, your parents must be worried."

"We're orphans, Mrs. Bulma, and we don't have a place to go home to."

"Oh, what if you stay here at Capsule Corp with us, I've always wanted more female company."

"Thanks, we've always wanted to visit here."

"That's great I'll show you all to your rooms, we'll talk more tomorrow.


RR So what do you think I'm sorry it took so long. If you want to read more about Sandra(Me), Sara(fate), and LaSean's (Zutarafan4ev) adventures read One in the Same by Zutarafan4ev includes the gaang, us, Vegeta, and Goku.