WARNING, I totally crossed the line on this chapter and made it T rated. Suggested nudity and actual nudity lul, but I'm not going into detail so I think it is alright.

Jayfeather took a deep breath and exhaled it slowly trying to steady his racing heart. It was proving to be a very odd and frustrating night. This must be part of someone's stupid dare or a prank, he thought angrily to himself imagining Breezepelt of Berrynose snickering somewhere at what they had done to him. Tomorrow he would get to the bottom of it, but right now he needed to take a shower so he could stop thinking about girls.

There was only one shower in the house so he grabbed his towel off the hook on the door and made his way out of the room and down the hall. It was a simple house- one story, four bedrooms, two bathrooms- only one of which had a shower, and a shabby kitchen that only had half the appliances normally found in a kitchen. It wasn't much of a house, but it was home.

He reached the bathroom door and nudged it open with his foot. He flicked on the lights and the fan switch that sucked in the steam so the fire alarm wouldn't go off while the hot water was running. For such a small house, they had a relatively nice bathroom- this one at least- the other one wasn't much more than a closet with a toilet in it. The floor was covered in glossy white tiles and the ceramic sink always sparkled as if it had just been cleaned- which it usually was since Hollyleaf was a clean-freak.

The shower on the far side of the room was a large cube-shaped stall with a misted-glass sliding door to offer some privacy. There wasn't a bath in the building so if he or any of his siblings were in the mood for that, they would have to visit aunt Leafpool.

Jayfeather put his towel on the hook beside the shower door and retrieved his soap and shampoo from the cabinet behind the mirror. Once the shower was running, he took his clothes off and stood in front of the mirror while he waited for the water to get hot.

I'm still not much to look at, he thought gloomily to himself as he examined his own physique. He was skinny with pale skin and taught ropy muscles. He didn't have a six-pack like his brother Lionblaze did, but he didn't exercise as much so he didn't ever expect to have one. He did however have a fine crease that ran down the middle of his abdomen where a six-pack would have been, but every skinny kid had that.

He shivered slightly, his bare feet on the cold floor. As he stared into his own reflection, he couldn't help but feel a little envy. His brother was popular, fit, and tall, while he was short, thin, and color-blind. It must feel good being liked by everybody- and to be able to see color. To Jayfeather, his eyes were gray, his shirt was gray, the shampoo bottle was gray...

Steam was starting to billow out of the shower which meant the water was hot enough so he shoved the depressing thoughts out of his head. He may not be as big or as popular as his brother, but damn was he smarter. The only person in the school who came close to matching his grades was his sister, Hollyleaf. He grabbed his soap and shampoo and stepped into the shower and slid the door shut.

The hot water felt great on his skin after standing in the cold bathroom, and he enjoyed a moment of just the warmth before starting to clean himself. He sighed happily but he knew the hot water would only last so long so he started with his arms and neck- caressing the bar of soap against his thin figure until his whole upper body was lathered. He then proceeded to sit down so he could wash his slim legs and feet. He was pale where the sunlight occasionally touched his skin, but he was as white as the bar of soap he held in places where his clothes normally covered him up.

There was a sudden bang on the bathroom door which startled him so much the soap went flying into the air. Somebody was trying to get in! "Who is it? I'm taking a shower in here, go away!"

"It's just me, Hollyleaf," his sister replied, her voice muffled as she stood on the other side of the door. "I just need to-" there was a click as the bathroom door unlocked. "-take a shower."

Jayfeather stood up, unable to believe his eyes as he watched her distorted image through the misted glass of the shower sliding door. "Get the hell out of my bathroom Hollyleaf!"

"Jesus, man, don't you shout at me!" His sister shut the door behind her and he could hear her rummaging through the shelves behind the mirror looking for her shampoo and stuff. "I wouldn't normally do this, but I have to get to school super early for a project I have due with Mr. Goosefeather."

"The fu- what do you mean, Goosefeather? That's just the crazy old janitor!"

"Forget it, just let me in, the floor is freezing!"

Jayfeather grabbed hold of the sliding door. "You are naked!"

"Of course I'm naked," she growled back. "I'm not taking a shower with all my clothes on! Jayfeather- let me in damn it, the shower is plenty big for the both of us!"

His hands were still covered with soap so even though he held on to the handle as if his life depended on it, he could feel it slowly slipping away.

After a moment's struggle, he gave up and the door flew open. He quickly diverted his gaze to the floor as his sister stepped in beside him, painfully aware at how much skin was showing and how developed her body was.

"Dude, you don't need to freak out so much," she told him, ruffling his hair. "We both know what it all looks like. Grow a pair, Jayfeather, and get over it."

He gritted his teeth, still refusing to face her. "Just take your shower and get out. I don't even care anymore."

That's the spirit! I won't be long, don't worry."

He didn't respond. The steamy air became filled with the scent of her fruity shampoo and he flinched as she flicked her hair and some of it splatted against his back. "Do you mind?"

"Mind what? There's plenty of room-" she stopped, grabbing him by the shoulders. "Stop acting like this is wrong, people all over the world live most of their lives without any clothes and it is socially acceptable. Plus we are siblings so it's not like I'm going to be into you or anything. That would be screwed up even for a nightmare."

He sighed, letting her spin him around so he faced her. "I guess it isn't too bad when you say it like that. But I can still only look you in the eyes right now."

Hollyleaf laughed her high-pitched cheeky laugh. "I knew you would come around. I'm already done with my hair- which is the only thing I needed to wash- so I'm leaving now. But not before-" She pulled him close and hugged him tight to her chest.

He stiffened, her wet body pressed up against his, but she quickly let go and picked up her shampoo off the shower floor.

"See you around, brother. Shower well!"

Please don't hate me for this chapter, you don't understand how much I was laughing(maniacally) while I wrote this.