Author's Note: So apparently, I had forgotten this chapter on . Oops. Well, this has actually been written for a while and I'm sorry to the people that are reading it that I'm just getting it to you now. I hope you like it!
All day, Papyrus had been sending him every which way to get stuff for the party tonight. Chips, dip, streamers, punch, etc. Sans hadn't asked why he didn't tell him to get all this at one time, but then again he didn't really care. His primary focus was keeping his brother happy. Other things had mattered to him at one time, but no more. It wasn't important anymore. She wasn't important anymore.
Like an old movie, his memories replayed at the grocery store. She had been standing there with that tall, blond human. Perfect from human standards. Tall, muscular, tan, all the things he wasn't or couldn't be. Another bitter smile formed on his face. He didn't care anymore, it was funny to pretend that he did. Yet, with every movement of his hand snaking around her waist in his memory, he found himself getting angrier. Now, he didn't know why.
"I hate you!"
He hasn't lied when he said that the feeling was mutual. He hated everything about her; her smile, her laugh, her clothes, her hair, face, clothes. He hated it all. Hated her personality and how she had reached out her hand to try and touch him. Without realizing it, he was scanning his bones for a burn.
Sighing, he adjusted the bags that were in his hands for what was probably the fifth time. It didn't matter what he thought or what she did. That was made abundantly clear. All he felt was anxiety and irritation that Papyrus had invited their friends to the house.
"I NOTICED YOU HAVE BEEN SAD LATELY, SANS, SO I BROUGHT EVERYONE TOGETHER TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!"
The innocence in Papyrus' eyes made his agitation dwindle down, like sand through fingers. His brother had good intentions, he always had. The younger skeleton didn't have a mean bone in his body. He was straight on good, even into his marrow.
A rip brought him from his thoughts and everything he had been holding in his bags had fallen from the bags; the strain having been too much for the flimsy plastic. He closed his sockets, looked up at the sky, and sighed. With hope, every sigh would expel some anger from his body at the day he was having.
When they were pooled at the end of the hill, he decided to walk down to gather it. Faced with everything he had bought, he was surprised the bags had lasted this long. He had bought more than he thought that he did. Kneeling down, he picked up as much as he could, stuffing some into his pockets to make sure he had to make as little trips as possible. He could always teleport back and forth, but he didn't feel like using that much magic right now.
Footsteps got closer, breaking into a run to make haste in his direction. He stopped instantly, the wound up streamers just barely in his pocket.
"what do you want?" He asked when the footsteps had stopped right behind him.
"I SAW ALL THIS FALL AND BEING THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND AWESOME BROTHER THAT I AM, I CAME TO HELP!"
That... hadn't been the voice he was expecting. Not at all.
"you're right paps," Sans began hoping to distract from the fact that he had been plain out rude to his brother. "could you help me?"
"OF COURSE! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND BEST BROTHER! IT SAYS SO ON THE SHIRT YOU GOT ME!"
True to his word, Papyrus began gathering the rest of the fallen items. Between the two of them, they had only made one trip. He put everything down on the counters and brushed off some crushed flowers and grass. Sans stopped when he heard his brother gasp.
"BROTHER! LOOK AT THAT!"
"the flowers?"
"THEY'RE SAD!"
"sad...?" Sans looked at the flowers. Indeed, they did look sad. Then again, that was probably because they were dead.
"YES! CAN'T YOU SEE?! THEY'RE SAD BECAUSE THEY WERE CRUSHED!"
"well... i'd be sad too." Sans said and smiled gently at his brother who gathered them up one by one.
"WE MUST GIVE THEM A PROPER BURIAL!"
This wasn't anything new. He walked outside with Paps and dug a small hole with his fingers, all the while Paps looked with sadness and tears gathering in his sockets. He made sure that the hole was big enough to fit all six flowers.
"there ya go, paps. go ahead and put them to rest."
"I AM SORRY THAT MY SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MY CHIP SAUCE CRUSHED YOU!"
"that's called 'salsa', paps."
"NOT NOW BROTHER, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN MOURNING!"
"you're right. how rude of me."
"I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND."
A few more words of regret and sadness and the flowers were laid in their makeshift grave next to a plethora of broken acorns and torn leaves they had buried a few days prior. Sans had tried to explain that it was fall and things like this were bound to happen, but he didn't listen. They had spent hours planting all of them, and had gotten lectured when Paps had found him raking the yard.
"are you ready to go back inside?"
"YES..." They had not so much as made it back inside when Papyrus spoke again. "DO YOU THINK THEY'LL FORGIVE ME?"
"i'm sure they're in flower heaven having a good time and that they're not mad at you."
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"of course, paps."
With a great sigh, and a somewhat hung skull, Papyrus went back into the kitchen. Of course, Sans followed. He patted his brother on the back gently.
"they wouldn't want you to be sad, paps. they'd want us to continue to celebrate the party that you were going to have."
That seemed to be all that he needed to hear, because Papyrus began moving quickly in the natural habitat that was the kitchen, getting everything that he needed. Although he had tried to help, Paps had fronted him off saying that he didn't want Sans to mess anything up. So, he was assigned the role of "taste tester".
Surpringly, he had only wanted to puke from the taste a couple of times before the pasta had graduated into something that was edible, and shockingly, had grown into something that was good; on an amateur level anyway.
"I HAVE NEWS."
"okay?"
"I AM GOING TO MAKE THAT THING THAT UNDYNE TOLD ME TO NEVER TRY."
"garlic bread?"
"YES! IT SOUNDS SO EXOTIC DOESN'T IT?"
"i'm sure it is."
"WHY WOULD UNDYNE TELL ME NOT TO MAKE IT! I AM MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS!"
Now in addition to taste tester, Sans was doubling as supervisor. Not wanting to hinder his brother's emotions since he had just had a flower funeral, he lied and said that he wanted to learn from Master Chef Papyrus. Thankfully, that would give him a good view just in case the oven caught on fire... again.
It was a little crispy, bordering on burnt. Although, to his shock, it wasn't completely inedible. While Papyrus continued to make small things he didn't need supervision for, Sans hung up the small streamers and decorations.
"I'M STILL SAD YOU DIDN'T GET IT."
"we can't play piƱata in the house, paps."
"WHY?"
"last time we did that, i had to fix the wall and get a new tv."
"THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE JUMPED IN MY WAY."
Sans chuckled and one by one, the blue and orange streamers decorated the house. Blue wasn't a Halloween color, but Papyrus had specifically said he wanted blue. Who was he to argue?
"almost done, paps."
"OUR FRIENDS SHOULD BE GETTING HERE SOON! I TOLD THEM TO BE HERE AT 8."
"it just turned 8:01."
Papyrus gasped just as the doorbell rang. He dashed to the door and opened it, seeing Mettaton standing there, brandishing his now perfect and complete form.
"YOU'RE LATE!"
"CORRECTION DARLING!" Mettaton said, flipping his metallic hair. "FASHIONABLY LATE!"
"NO MATTER HOW LATE YOU ARE, YOU CAN'T BEAT ME IN FASHION! I AM A FASHIONISTA!"
"paps, fashionistas are women." Sans corrected. "but, you can be whatever you want to be."
"THEN I CHOOSE TO BE A FASHIONISTA!"
"NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED," Mettaton came in and put the burritos that he had made on the table. "I BROUGHT YOUR FAVORITE BURRITOS!"
"YES! WELL DONE!"
Sans peeked outside and saw Napstablook still standing outside, with a plate balancing on his head.
"you coming in?"
"... oh. sorry... i didn't want to intrude." Napstablook apologized. Sans made a mental note that his apology count was at 1.
After Napstablook came in, before Papyrus could close the door, Undyne and Alphys came inside the house with a cake.
"I AM GLAD YOU'RE HERE!" Papyrus said.
"Of course! I'm always where there's good food."
"SO OF COURSE YOU WOULD COME GO MASTER CHEF PAPYEUS' HOUSE! IT ONLY MAKES SENSE! NYEH HEH HEH!"
Sans had gotten done with the streamers and was putting up the spider web and spider decorations. Truth be told, he had forgotten that today was Halloween. It was their favorite holiday, so he didn't protest when he was requested to go get the decorations.
"Dearie, I find these decorations offensive." A small voice chimed from the doorway and Muffet came in with all six of her arms full of cakes, pastries, and other cavity inducing treats.
"WHAT? WHY?"
"If you wanted spider decorations, all you had to do was ask, hehe. My friends would have been happy to oblige."
"I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT! NEXT YEAR!" Papyrus promised and helped Muffet put down the desserts.
Sans was informed that Toriel and Asgore wouldn't be coming considering that they had went out of town on a fourth honeymoon. It was alright, they needed time for themselves. He was about to go check on the oven for the additional garlic bread Papyrus was cooking before the doorbell rang.
"grillbs!" Sans smiled and welcomed his best friend in wholeheartedly. The fire elemental was excited and had brought a plethora of burgers and fries. Just behind Grillby was Jason with an arm snaked around her.
"Hey, Sans." She had begun. "We-"
Slam.
Sans shut the door in their face and turned around, seeing Grillby's disapproving glare. Papyrus came to the door and looked at Sans.
"I HEARD FRISK'S VOICE! WHAT HAPPENED?"
Ignoring Grillby's glare, Sans shrugged.
"i think the door is broken. just slammed shut by itself."
"BROKEN?" Papyrus exclaimed and opened up the door and stared at a confused Jason and a slightly saddened Frisk. "THE DOOR'S BROKEN!"
"Oh, that explains it." Jason said.
"I AM GLAD YOU BROUGHT YOUR MAN FRIEND, FRISK!"
Anger. Betrayal. Nausea.
The two entered, and Sans made a point to move as far away from them as possible without drawing suspicions.
"paps, mind if i invite someone?" He asked.
"YES! OF COURSE!"
Sans walked to the phone and dialed the number, a smirk on his face. This would be perfect.
