Well here is proof that no level of stupid over done joke is beneath me. Yeah, this is among the most well know of all pokemon dialogue, and honestly, I don't get it, but I was able to come up with a BS story about it, so here we go. Oh, and some of this one may seem a little… questionable, but just keep your mind out of the gutter, kay!

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NPC: a youngster on route 3

Dialogue: Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

My thoughts: *no comment*

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"Ah man, these jeans are so awesome! I mean, warm and comfy, does it get any better!" A youngster was walking through the streets of his home town, Pewter City, enjoying the first day of summer. "The only problem is they get way too hot in this weather!" he complained.

"Hey, kid!" a man shouted from his small clothing store.

The youngster walked up to meet him. "Yeah, me?" he asked.

"Yeah. Now I gotta presume that you're getting pretty hot walking around in jeans like that, am I right?" the man pitched.

"Well, I guess. But they are so comfortable, I couldn't imagine giving them up!"

"Well, I have a bargain for you then. Since today is the first day of summer, we have a deal on shorts! Buy twenty, get one half off!"

"That doesn't sound like much of a 'deal'", the kid questioned.

"WHAT! Are you kidding me? Shorts are the greatest thing there is! You just gotta have 'em all, you just gotta!"

"No thanks, I'm happy with my jeans".

"Just try them on; I'm sure you'll get hooked right away!"

"*sigh* fine, I'll try a pair on". The kid grabbed the first pair of shorts he could find, and switched his garb to them in the change room in the store.

He walked out to the mirror and found he liked them. "Oh, wow! These are the best things ever! I mean, I guess jeans were alright, but these are way more comfortable, and easy! They are amazing!"

"See, what I tell ya! Now, how many do you want to buy?"

After the kid bought his shorts, he started his trip home with a number of bags. On the way he found a patch of flowers where a caterpie was eating the petals. He dropped to his knees in excitement, and shouted, "Oh wow! That's the best thing ever!"

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Ugg, exclamation point spam! Anyway, kinda random, but I just don't want to leave huge gaps in the game between dialogues, and there are only a number of truly hilarious ones, so I've gotta grab a few of these stupid ones here and there. Anyway, c-ya!