Raven piles Starfire's limp body onto the makeshift summoning circle. She had carved the rune into the bed base herself that same morning.
As Raven stretches Starfire's body out in an 'I'm about to make a snow angel' position, shen stops midway while moving the second leg in place. Motivated by a new emotion welling up within her, she feels along the leg, up to the inner thigh; firm and muscular and tanned a delicious dark orange color. She lays her head against the thigh and closes her eyes, feeling the warmth of blood flowing just beneath the surface of her skin.
And you thought Beast Boy would be the only one with problems in this story?
Raven pulls away and shakes her head, she would have to keep a grip on her urges, if she was to perform the spell before the girl regained consciousness.
Once content with how she had Starfire arranged, she goes over to the bookcase and expertly pulls out a single book which had been peeking off of the shelf slightly. The cover of the tome read, "The Idiot's Guide to Magick". She opens it up to the page where she had left her bookmark, which featured the face of Violent J of Insane Clown Posse, her favorite music group.
Starfire stirs and mumbles something, catching the hooded closet case off guard. Knowing she had to hurry, she shuffles through her closet, and removes the three containers which held the ingredients she had gathered together in the kitchen.
"Unleash one sprinkle of garlic salt upon the subject." Raven reads aloud from the book and obeys.
"Add a tablespoon of pepper, for taste." Starfire sneezes as the pepper rains down on her.
"And..." Raven lugs one of those jugs you put on water coolers, filled to the brim with a dark red liquid, into her arms. "Apply five gallons of goat's blood."
She dumps it all over Starfire, who awakens instantly; screaming and coughing. Her clothes are soaked thoroughly with the blood, which also coagulated into clumps that knotted her hair. Some of the blood had also splashed onto nearby candelabra, actually putting out the candles on one of them completely.
"What are you doing?" She shouts at Raven, spitting out some of the blood that had gotten into her mouth.
She tries to stand up but realizes that she is bound down by ropes held in place by Raven's magic.
It was like something straight out of a bad porno.
Raven, all the while, is staring at the last set of instructions in the book. Her next move would no doubt push the porn envelope the rest of the way. It read, "Kiss the subject upon the lips, like a middle aged hooker."
There was no time to think - she knew the magic holding Starfire down was wearing off. So, like a starved wild beast suddenly introduced to a rib eye steak, Raven embraces her deepest desires, pulling oFf her cloak and then lunging on top of Starfire.
They kiss, and Raven can taste the sweet mixture of Starfire's saliva and goat blood, and it electrified her tastebuds like a mouthful of Pop Rocks. Yeah, Pop Rocks. Let's see you come up with something better.
From where they kiss, a ghastly, green aura begins to enshroud Starfire. It starts first at her lips, then gradually expands across her body. Raven backs away in surprise until she falls off of the bed board. Now on the floor, she scoots away from the bed board until her back is against the wall. From there she watches in awe, as the ropes holding Starfire down dissolve away and she levitates off of the table. Beneath her, the rune is glowing in the same color as the mist - the spell was being cast.
...
Cyborg opens his eyes. He is in a dark room somewhere, but it was fairly certain it was not his own, judging by the scent of animal urine and feces, and a certain rusty smell in the air he didn't recognize. In the words of Cyclops, the room smelled like a 'motha fuckin' pet shop'.
He hears a clicking sound, and then an overhead light turns on and shines directly into his face and eyes, blinding him for a moment.
"If you're looking for Mariah in here, you're not going to find her." Beast Boy says, as he emerges from the shadows. "You're in my room."
He looked different; scarier than before, even to the six foot-something 'African-American' android. He had wrinkles on his face where there hadn't been any before, dark blue bags under his eyes, blood red eyes; the works.
"I knew there was something funny about you, now wait 'til I get me hands-"
Cyborg freezes, a sudden realization coming over him.
His entire body was missing.
It was just his head there, lying on a cold stainless steel examination table.
"What the hell is going on here, dawg?" Cyborg yells, looking around frantically for any sign of his missing parts.
Beast boy laughs. It starts out as a quiet, almost hushed laugh, and gradually builds into something more maniacal, like how a cliche super villain would laugh.
As suddenly as he broke out in laughter, Beast Boys's expression darkens. "I don't know, Cy, but you look a little split up to me."
"You're fucking insane, man. You've fucking snapped, dawg."
Out of the corner of his eye, Cyborg can see the glimmer of a metallic object Beast Boy was removing out of his pocket.
"Is that...a pizza cutter?" Cyborg asks, wide-eyed with fright.
Beast Boy nods, his eyes narrowing and his lips crinkling into a sinister grin.
"What you gonna do with that?"
Beast Boy draws closer, bringing the blade of the pizza cutter dangerously near to his face.
"Wait...no...NO...AUGHHHH NIGGA NO STOOOP...!"
Cyclops's screams echo throughout the entire tower, but only one of his teammates can hear them.
"Cyclops!" Robin calls, alarmed, sitting up in his bed.