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Light's POV

A meeting in the Law and Enforcement classroom was undergoing after school. Nothing interesting has been said yet. We were just discussing about our stay, food and what not. We were all sitting in the seats up front, while dad and Hideki stood up front. I think Hideki and I have made it quite clear to the Host men that we weren't interested in becoming 'Hosts.' Matsui-san was quite red. I wonder why... That aside, dad was speaking.

"You may also know that we only have limited hours here in this school. As for dorm rooms, they are quite small, and would be crowded if we were all to be in one room." he explained. Ryuuzaki knew this much already, as well did I. "It would also be very odd to find teachers in the students dorm, and students in the teachers dorm."

"Thats right, Ya- Asahi-san." Ryuuzaki corrected himself, careful to make sure nothing slipped out. "While Misa will be in the girl's dorms," I chuckled to myself as he emphasised 'girl's' dorms, "Light and I will be able to share a dorm to discuss in private and share when we're all together. I also advise that the rest of you follow this action, too."

Two knocks came from the door. All of us looked towards, seeing one male with a mirror reflection. Okay, two males. "Hey, we were told to find two certain people by the names Hideki Ryuuga, and Light Asahi." They synchronised together. "Have you," one twin said, "seen them?" and the other finished. All of us, except Ryuuzaki, gave them an astonished look. Some of it was that they were beautiful, the rest that they were very well in unison.

I looked at dad, who looked at both me and Hideki. "Hideki and I aren't interested in your 'Host business.'" I said, they looked at us both and walked forward. They latched a good grip on Ryuuzaki and I, forcing us to wherever this 'host club' was located.

"Hey, Hitachiin!" my dad yelled. The twins stopped, and looked back.

"Yes, Asahi-san?" They gave him a chesire smile.

"You do not have permission to just take them." My dad reasoned. The rest of the task force looked like they were ready to back him up.

"And why is that," "Asahi-san?" I tried to remove myself from their grips as they loosened. Succeeded. Ryuuzaki did the same.

Damn these kids. I walked back into the classroom straightening out my uniform. Ryuuzaki followed close behind. "We're in discussing they're behaviors at the moment. Now, if there's anything I can help you with, speak now." He was so stern sometimes.

"But we just wanted a chance to meet the new kids. And get to know them better. You know, become friends."

"They don't have enough time for friends, school is strictly for work." Woah, when did he become a general?

"I think it'd be great to make new friends." Ryuuzaki said, putting on a fake smile. "It would give myself, and Light-kun a chance to get to know a few students here better."

"That's too bad, I was hoping to get to know something new..." I sighed.

"Well, now you get to know a few students. That's new, isn't it?" One twin said. "Yeah, and maybe meet a first love?" the other added. Misa looked dumbfounded and latched herself onto me.

"Well, Light's strictly off limits, cause he's my boyfriend!" she said, adding a little 'hmph!' to it. "And Ryuuga-san doesn't really... date." she sounded so awkward.

"I don't think I have enough time for a lover." He said, thumb placed at his lips. He pondered on for a few moments.

"Well, I guess you two have it off, then. Misa, you're free to go back to the dorms. But tomorrow, here. After school. Now go." They were probably gonna have a meeting about some things. No. They were. The five of us walked out of the classroom.

"So, where are we going?" Misa perched up.

"No." "It's were are we, as in us, Light, and Hideki." "Not Misa." "Unless you're willing to pay to see you're boyfriend." "Didn't boss say Host's" "Aren't really allowed to date." At first, the one twin said sounded like it was gonna be a question. Then the other finished it as a statement.

"Ehh?" a shocked and unhappy Misa was never good. "But Misa is allowed to date Light-kun, right?"

"Yeah. You're allowed to date, but that will cause other girls-"

"Other girls?" Misa shrieked. A few students glanced our way.

"Misa." I looked at her. "It's strictly for profit, right?" I looked at them. They latched themselves together, causing a few girls to shriek with fandom at them.

"If you don't want it to be, right, Kaoru?" said Kaoru was looking into the other's eyes. "Of course not, Hikaru..." "It could be as real as you want it to be." I, as for the other two students beside me, were shocked. They looked like there were about to kiss. "Then again, it could be fake." They said together, doing the same actions together, just reversed. Like a mirror.

"Would you mind if you filled us in on becoming hosts?" was he actually interested in becoming a host? Or was it a chance to find students who could be our murderer?

"I think boss would give a better understanding at becoming one, but sure." "You see, becoming a host is like a job. Though you don't really get the pay. We honestly don't know where the money goes, to the school, maybe." "Or charity. Or just well payed off vacations to the springs, a private beach, a tropical place." "What hosts basically do is to entertain the ladies at Ouran." "There's a catch, too." "You have to act your role." "What Hikaru and I did was just an act." "Kaoru... You wound me!" The older,- I'm assuming- looked so sad, but I had to admit, it was quite entertaining at how they explain things back and forth. A lone tear appeared in Kaoru's eye, "I'm sorry Hika... I'll make it up to you tonight, I swear.." Kaoru grabbed at his blue blouse, pressing his face into his chest. It was quite a scene, really. But it irked me to think that there might be something worse.

Misa buried her face into my arm, not wanting to see the displays of affection. Or hear it for that matter. As it ended, we walked through huge double doors.

"Misa, you have to leave now, it's just for boys right now. But you're free to come back with cash in half an hour." They said in unison, sitting at an empty love seat sofa.

"Oh great! You've decided to come after all!" a tall blond boy exclaimed.

Why did I have to suggest this school?

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