A/N: These entries drabble on forever if you haven't noticed!

Sharpay age 11.

Dear Troy,

Yes I renamed you Troy! Doesn't it make you feel more manly, Diary?-- I mean Troy.

K, Troy, so the real Troy was IMing me today. It went a lil' something like this:

HanMontanaISmyFaveShow78(2:41:20 PM): Hey Shar!
GoingToGetKnockedUp87(2:41:23 PM): Hola Troysie, how are you?!
HanMontanaISmyFaveShow78(2:42:10 PM): Good, OMG did you see that new episode of The Hills?
GoingToGetKnockedUp87(2:42:23 PM): OMG, JustinBobby is back!
HanMontanaISmyFaveShow78(2:42:24 PM): Doesn't Audrina know better to mess wit him? She's been down that road before.
GoingToGetKnockedUp87(2:42:38 PM): Well, HE MIGHT OF CHANGED! Gosh, Troy!
HanMontanaISmyFaveShow78(2:42:49 PM): Puh-leez! Atleast Lauren knows when shes with a bad guy! Do you see her getting back with Jason anytime soon? NO! Little Audrina always goes and cries back to JustBob!
GoingToGetKnockedUp87(2:42:59 PM): JustBob? Can you atleast spell his name out! Stop dissin' on Audrina.
HanMontanaISmyFaveShow78(2:43:46 PM): Ugh, she deserves to be dissed! Did you see those nude pics she took? What a slut!
GoingToGetKnockedUp87(2:44:12 PM): Well, so what! She was atleast going into her adult stage and has the right to take pictures. What if she was going to make a lil' career out of it? It's not like it was a incest shoot like Miley and her Dad?! They looked like a couple, um ew!
HanMontanaISmyFaveShow78(2:47:34 PM): Oh Em Gee. You did not just trash my girl. You mess with Miley you mess with me. Back off now bitch, before you get what's coming at you, back off now.
GoingToGetKnockedUp87(2:49:23 PM): Troy! I didn't mean it like that! I just had so much anger on my chest! Please forgive me.
Auto-response from HanMontanaISmyFaveShow78 (2:49:23 PM): Just, back off now.

Oh Diary, do you think Troy hates me now? That would be horrible... just horrible. Maybe I couple buy him that new Hannah Montana tee-shirt he's been craving. Maybe that would get me some lovin'?

NO! Wait, other then that problem I realize a problem in that problem: He loves Slutty Cyrus. Yes, I heard that on Perez's blog, but I liked it. How dare he like like that singin-acting-dancing-15-year-old-incest-slut-bag! He most love ME! The cute-funny-hot-blonde-blonde-blonde-actress-singer-dancer-NOT-slut-bag! I mean c'mon... Miley/Hannahersz is trying to be a BLONDE at the same time as being a BRUNNETTE while being a SLUT! Well... maybe that's the kind of girl Troy likes. Ooh! I no! I will create my own TV Show on MTV based on a girl named Sharpay who wants to be a rapper which she secretly is under the disguise of her Brunnete wig, making her Finn Brooklyn! Yes! Brooklyn. And then, not on the show, I will call up Vanity Fair and flash my pink bra online and do a suggestive photo shoot with ryan. And I will do a cover with my in a snapple label! Over my bare body. Beat that bitches!

Well, since that would take a long time, I decided to come up with a different plan.
Here is how it goes:

1. Borrow my kitty's bow.
2. Drop the bow in front of Chad.
3. Go to bend down.
4. Snap!
5. Make sure Chad notices my Bend and Snap.
6. Make a clever way to ask him out Saturday, but make it seem like her asked me.
7. Make Chad drag Troy along.
8. Borrow my cousin's stripper heels.
9. 'Drop' my fork so it catches on the thread of my shirt.
10. PUll it.
11. The result of pulling out on it, rips it, thus the shirt breaks, thus I flash my pink bra.
12. Troy gets turned on by my similarity of Miley Cyrus's naughty ways, making him propose to me, we get married, move to a big cottage in eastern England and have the Pleasure of making many babies... Oh, ya, we leave Chad in the restraunt to suffer in his pool of tears from his best friend stealing his fake date.

YES! Brilliant. And I get to still do the 'flashing of the bra' part! MUHAHA, Miley would be proud.
Well, tootles... gotta gotsa go find Chad and get my cousins stripper shoes.

Bye Troy!

A/N: No offence toward Miley, I just used her as an example since she was the only one I could think of who flashes her bra online.