Here it comes...the moment you've all been waiting for...all 0 of you. Clovis POV. Well, I don't how to go about this, but uh here goes. Throwing the laziest characters first POV into an action scene.

Disclaimer: I do not own PJO, or Rick, or a pet cyclops, I own a cat called Whiskey who is so cute (forever alone? Yeah).

Clovis POV

After an awful taxi ride that not even I could sleep through, we get greeted by the friendly San Franciscans...Cyclops. They were about 10 feet tall each, except the high heeled leader, he was about 15 feet wearing womans clothing, and it made it a lot uglier. I was about to chant for my father, until Shelly made divine chanting looked ridiculous. Instead, I went straight to buisiness. Taking out my shortsword 'Slumbering Sentament" and thrusting it right into a cyclops chest. Monster powder, ugh.

People forget that despite my sleeping habits, I'm still ADHD and packed with energy. I casually stepped out of the way of charging cyclops and attempted a stepping slash, I tripped.

"Ground demshi god ishst mineee!" said the leader in a grotesque, boar-like voice.

In an instant it was right in front of it raised its ginormous foot, revealing a shocking pair of bloomers. Now, I didn't want to die, and a cross dressing cyclops underwear was not the last thing I wanted to see. Thankfully for me, the leader cyclops grew a sword out it's shoulder, it didn't die. I had time now, I got up and went to lop off it's head before THUD!

The cyclops I'd previously dodged had learnt a new trick, turning around. My back ached, and my body wasn't responding to my thoughts. Charger, creative name I gave him in a moment of death. Charger was slowly trudging his way towards me with an evil gleam in his eye, maybe he read my thoughts and was angry at my unoriginal naming. A flash of orange and white and it turned to monster dust. "Thats twice I've saved you now, Clovery" said an excited female voice, Shelly.

"Yeah, well, I'm paralyzed...So I'm gonna watch the fight til' I can get me some ambrozibaga" I said more sleepily than usual.

"What fight?" Said a dry, low voice, must be Tim. Unenthused, but obviously pleased with himself he put his sword in its sheath.

I looked around, lots of dust, no cyclops. "Show off" I muttered.

"Drama queen" he retorted, "You want some ambrosia or not?"

"Yeah, yeah. Bring it over" I muttered, still not feeling up to moving.

Tim bought it over, opened my mouth with his hand, and gently placed a square in...Awkward. He must have felt the awkwardness as well, cause he stepped back and looked away. I didn't need to see his face or mine to know we were both bright red. The ambrosia tasted good as always, just like beer battered chips, like my mums takeaway shop used to make. I got up, lay down on a bench and went to sleep...for about 2 minutes.

"WAKE UP CLOVICUS!" Tim was shouting, despite being right next to my ear.

"What? Why?" I mumbled, and attempted to sleep again.

"CAUSE THOSE CYCLOPS WILL START REFORMING SOON!" still shout, still killing my hearing.

"Oh, right" I said, not panicked in the slightest.

I walked up, to the dust, and forced it into sleep.

"They won't reform for another 2 hours at least now, so wake me if you need me" I said, walking back to a bench. Then a hand on my shoulder, a rough hand, Tim. I turned to find Tim with nice long red hair, and a beautifully feminine face. That or it was Shelly.

"We have to go now, your gonna lead the way" she commanded.

"Yes we do, and I am going to lead the way" I said dazed, and confused as to why I done that.

Lead the way I did, right to a nice 2 star hotel. Unfortunately, it only had two beds...and unless we were all sleeping, so I could trance us and hide us from monsters those cyclops would find us.

We argued for what felt like forever, 10 minutes. Impatiently I blurted out "It's okay I'll sleep on the fridge!"

They laughed, so I forced them to sleep. Lucky them, a bed each I tranced them to hide us.

Before I knew it, I was asleep as well.

Woot! Clovis chapter complete! Still I kinda can't wait to get back into the safe narration of Tim, if you don't like the godly gifts I gave Clovis let me know when you REVIEW, if you do let me know when you REVIEW! Ooh, and I figured I'd let you know that I plan to add a chapter like once a day, sometimes two. Ciao.