Disclaimer: want pie now.

I just came back from my valentines dance. I'm never having that much sugar again. He he... I started the conga line. XD

Happy ham: Yes, yes, thank you for reminding me of this. I absolutely can NOT parody SB without his favorite word. But, I do not want to disappoint some fans with this "cussing" going on in the story, so here it is from me: Holy Crap.

Katychan: Still hyper. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Moochie: Again, sooo glad you like this. That PQ trailer is da bomb. Real-life action!

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Time for email!

It said:

Dear Sandy,

I think Jingle is kind of weird. I mean what's the deal?

Could you interview him or sompin, because he creeps

me out.

-KutchipatchiROCK

Well authoress- I mean Kutchipatchi, I think Jingle is weird, too. I mean a hamster with a Mohawk! That's just plain weird. I'll bring my clipboard and try to get an interview.

Walks away holding a bright orange clipboard...

: Some place with acorn in its name:

(There's too many!)

"Hello?"

Walking in a forest thing, Sandy heard some music strummed on an ironically formed hamster sized guitar. It's weird, man! So is his Mohawk.

"The wind is like a bird. It flies smoothly."

"Ah! There he is."

"Welcome to my home! Hambaro, isn't it?"

"It's Sandy."

"You changed your name again? That's cool."

"Um, no, it was Sandy like, from the beginning."

"Oh! You say it's Sandy. You changed your name here, right here on the spot! Changing your name over and over is cool."

"Okay... So, why do you have that mowhawk?"

"It helps me go... To and fro... Like the wind."

"What's with all these wind sayings?

"I don't know. It helps me grow. Like the wind.

"I'm just going to go now."

"Ok bye Ham and eggs!"

"Censored"

: Home sweet cage :

So Kutchipatchi, I figured that that guy is too weird to talk to fully. And that you should stay away from him. Except you can't, because we are in a TV show, so like, yeah. That wind thing was totally creepy. (Shudder)

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Stan was watching. "We're in a TV show? My life is a JOKE!11one1 (sniffle)"

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Too short.

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