Disclaimer: I only own Tanaka Arisu/Shiro. I do not own KHR, they belong to Amano Akira-sensei.

Warnings: Cursing and sarcasm. Though you already know this.

A/N: Another chapter has been updated! Whoo!

Arisu/Shiro Pov

Ah... Tsuna is now 13 years old. The time of age when he will be trained by a spartan baby called Reborn to become a mafia boss fit for the Vongola Family! Oh joy!

Although I've not been successful in giving Iemitsu a heart attack, I still find his expression ridiculous. Seriously.

I've been updating Nono on Tsuna's daily life though my handphone as much as possible. Yes. I have a handphone customised for me. Surprised? Hell you are. For your info, it's purple in colour. Yes. Hibari Kyoya's cloud flame!

Just listening to Timotoe's reaction is very entertaining I must say. He would laugh out loud or chuckle whenever something funny happened to Tsuna.

'Maman. I'm hungry.' I spoke. Over the years Nana convinced me to call her 'mama' but I wanted to call her Maman just for the heck of it. How she convinced me is like blackmailing. Not that she knows. She just told me if I don't call her mama, I would not have my favorite catnip.

Blackmailing Nana is not to be messed with. Trust me.

Nana smiled at me. "Of course, Shiro! Here!"

She placed a bowl of brown nibblets in front of me. I just proceeded to eat and sighed mentally. Why am I a cat? I want to eat human food! Like hamburgers! Pocky! Chocolate! WHY?! WHY AM I A FUCKING CAT?! DAMN YOU GIOTTO! HOW DARE YOU PUT ME INTO A CAT'S BODY?! IF I EVER DIE AGAIN I WILL SO HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAIM YOU!

I finished the bowl of brown nibblets and made my way to Tsuna's room. 'Maman! I'm going to wake Tsuna up!'

Nana beamed. Damn sparkles. "Thank you, Shiro! You're so considerate!"

I feel a small blush cover my face. 'No... Problem...'

I proceeded to enter Tsuna's room through the small door on Tsuna's door. A door on a door. Ridiculous isn't it? All I have to do is to push a button and then door to the room is opened. The door would automatically close when I push the button for the second time. High tech? Very. Iemitsu had them installed on every door for my convinience. Bullshit. As if I would treat him better after he installed them.

I stared at the scene before me. Tsuna's room is in a mess! Though, I'm not surprised. I jumped onto his study table, spotting his test paper in the drawer. I grinned as I took it out with my teeth and placed it on the table.

'Sawada Tsunayoshi who got 15 marks for his test.' I said in a intimidating voice.

Tsuna jumped up, shouting "Hai!". I mused as he fell off his bed.

'Tuna-fish. You failed your test yet again. I am very very disappointed in you.'

Tsuna looked at me before pouting. "That's because I don't understand what the teacher was teaching!"

'It wasn't that hard for me though.' I smirked as Tsuna huffed.

"That's because you're smart, Arisu-chan!"

'No I'm not. I am merely older than you by... 13 years.' I frowned. I'm 26 this year. I feel so old. Damn.

"That can't be right! Cat's don't live so long!" You don't say?

'That aside, you're gonna be late for school. You wouldn't want Hibari Kyoya biting you to death, right?'

"HIE! I'M LATE!" I just said that dumbass.

I see Tsuna scrambling about to get prepared. I sighed as I hear Tsuna fall from the stairs.

"Tsu-kun, daijobu?"

I got out of Tsuna's room and sat at the top of the stairs. I watched as a very familiar scene play out. My eyes widened. This is where Reborn comes in!

Oh my frickin god. This is the best day ever. I get to see my idol in the flesh! YES!

"Ciaossu!" I nearly squealed. It's frickin Reborn! Yes!

The scene playing out in front of me is ridiculously hilarious. Reborn and my eyes met. I stared at me before smirking/smiling. I just smiled slightly, trying to contain my fangirlism.

I walked down the stairs and turn to Nana. 'Maman. Can I accompany Tsuna today?'

Nana smiled and nodded. While Reborn stared at me, curiosity in his eyes. I think all he hears are a series of 'meows'.

Tsuna rushed out of the house, with me following closely behind.

Apparently Tsuna doesn't believe that Reborn is in the Mafia. I sighed. Hell will be coming your way Tsunayoshi-kun. Well, I guess that goes for me too. Being Tsuna's guard/protector isn't as easy as you think.

You would worry over the slightest thing, like 'How am I suppose to protect him?' or 'What if I fail to do my job properly?' Something like that.

Knowledge is power, however, it also drives a person into insanity. Recently I've been having horrible dreams of the Future Arc. It's driving me crazy. I almost lost my sanity if it weren't for Nana and Tsuna.

But, if I didn't have the Sawada family with me, I would have been an antagonist.

I shouldn't think too much. Thinking too much would drive me crazy too. I sighed yet again. Why did Giotto have to do this to me? I was an ordinary girl who died a horrible death by bus.

Walking to school is a small feat for me. I've walked Tsuna to school for many times now.

Walking towards the gate, ignoring the whispers and stares, I went to search for Hibari Kyoya. I've seen the dying will mode of Tsuna many times now, so, it doesn't matter if I miss seeing him confess to Kyoko while he is in his underwear. Finding Tsuna's guardians is top priority!

Well. Recruiting Mukuro would take time since I'm still in the Daily Arc. I wonder if he could go into my mindscape and talk to me... Nah. Who would want to talk to a cat anyway?

Apparently, there are a few, Sawada Iemitsu, Sawada Nana, Sawada Tsunayoshi and Timoteo.

Good point.

No problem Outer Alice.

Okay, that's just creepy. Since when did I get an Inner Self?

Just now. I am one of your new powers, congratulations.

What's an Inner Self gonna help me with my job in protecting Tsuna?

Let's just say I'm your conscious. When you get angry, I'll be there to calm you down. And when you can't make decisions, I'll be there to make the correct decisions for you. Useful aren't I?

I snorted. Hah. An Inner Self for me. I thank you very much Giotto for giving an Inner. Note the sarcasm, people.

Haha. Very funny Alice. I don't expect you to call me Inner Alice all the time. Give me a name.

Well... I guess I could... How about Miku?

After that vocaloid? No thank you. I am not a singing goddess with high pitched voice and turquoise hair.

If I could, I would have face palmed.

How about Karin?

After that horrible fangirl of Sasuke's? I'd rather die than being called that.

Uh... Tsuki?

...Fair enough. Better than that Karin bitch.

I sweatdropped. What the hell.

Cutting connection with Tsuki, I look up to see a certain skylark staring at me.

Yup. It's the one and only Hibari Kyoya. President of the disciplinary committee, Nanimori's Demon and the biggest softie when it comes to cute animals, like Hibird and Roll for instance.

'Good morning Hibari-kun. I am Shiro. Your weakness!'

You're stupid. He can't hear you.

That's the fucking point.

Hibari picked me up and said.

"Why are you here, Koneko?" He began scratching under my ear.

Holy shit! The Hibari Kyoya is scratching under my ear!? Plus he called me Koneko! This is a dream come true! Take that fangirls! Though I'm a cat, not human. Not anymore.

Tsuki snorted.

Such an ass.

I can hear you ya know!

So can I!

Hibari stared at me intensively and patted my head and realized that I have a black collar on. He seem to frown a little. He took a look at my collar.

"Shiro. So that's your name. Go back to your owner."

Bad naming sense of Sawada Iemitsu. Scratch that! His naming sense is horrible! No originality at all!

Ignoring her, I spoke. 'No. I want the great Hibari-sama to cuddle me.'

He still can't hear you.

That's the fucking point! Do I have to repeat myself?!

'You know. I totally ship 1827. You know what it is? It means Yaoi between you and Tsuna. I am a full time fujoshi. Well. Secretly. Oh. And I totally love your hair! What did you do to your hair? And where did you buy your weapons? Is your uncle, Fon?'

What the hell. Are you on crack or something? You're totally crazy right now.

Hey. After Tsuna befriends Hibari I can't do this anymore. So, I'm using this to my advantage!

I said, mentally giving Tsuki a thumbs up.

Tsuki snorted.

Such an ass.

I can hear you ya know!

So can I! Wait! Didn't we have this conversation before!?

Hibari put me down and walked towards the gate where Tsuna is.

Ah. Tsuna is showing his underwear to the world. What a glorious moment. Not surprising. Anime defies Physics.

Indeed. It's like those fan fiction we always read. But we are causing ripples ourselves. Even by being here, will change the entire plot.

I nodded grimly. I wasn't suppose to exist, yet I do. I am a stranger. An intruder. A ghost. I am not even human. Why am I even here? I wasn't suppose to live. Why did Giotto risk the plot by making me protect Tsuna? Was he crazy? Who do I live for? Just to protect a fictional character? I don't know anymore.

What about Sawada Tsunayoshi and Sawada Nana? Vongola Nono? Decimo's Guardians? Giotto?

Hah. Perhaps. I am a stranger to this world after all... A withered flower among a field of blooming flowers... But... I do want to live for the Vongola Family... It's my job anyway... I don't want them to have an early death like me. I want them to enjoy their youth to the fullest. Unlike me. Perhaps that is what drives me to live on...

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Tsuki smiled. Twirling her white hair around her index finger. Her brown eyes gleamed of playfulness and sorrow. She opened her mouth and talked to herself.

"Alice. Very soon you will receive the full extent of your powers. And soon after that, I am going to disappear..."

Chapter End.

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