This story is based upon the "A Small Possibility" series created by NoDrogs. Try and think of all the occurrences in this tale to be that from another timeline, having no effect on any of the later parts of his series.
SPOILER ALERT WITHIN THIS FANFIC I decided to try my hand at writing an alternate ending (so to speak) for the "Monkeying with a Sidekick" story by NoDrogs.
The Possible household was eerily quiet. Kasy was not running about, showing her parents her newly created crayon art. Sheki was not tinkering with anything she could get her hands on, in order to know how they worked. Kim was not trying to take care of two problems at once; commending Kasy on her drawing while finding a spot on the almost covered fridge to put it, and stopping Sheki from taking the Kimmunicator apart, again. Shego was not cooking lunch for her hungry family while her wife was attending to their daughters. Shego wasn't even trying to sneak a peck and quick nibble of her lovely Princess, not yet.
"Princess! I'm warming up my bath, and I had better see you in it with me before it starts to cool!" Shego ordered from the bathroom.
Finally, time for a nice relaxing and "quiet" bath, Kim thought to herself. For the first time in what seemed like months, Kim and Shego finally had the house to themselves. Kasy and Sheki were off with Grandpa James, touring the space center and then stopping by Pizza 'Potamus for several hours.
They had been planning this day for two weeks; breakfast in bed followed by their bath together, then a short nap on the couch, a quick movie and then out to dinner at a fancy restaurant.
Kim began to make her way to the bathroom when a pile of cluttered magazines caught her eye. She stopped and instinctively went to tidy them up, she was a perfectionist after all. Pounding the magazines on their side to straighten them out she noticed one fall out from her grip and fall onto the floor. When she reached down for it she recognized the cover, Evil Villain Weekly.
"I only read them for the crosswords, I swear. They are pretty tough." She could remember Shego telling her the last time she found one.
Kim shook her head and chuckled to herself. Some people never change, she thought. The redhead hid the magazine in between the couch cushions, better to not let Shego know she had found it. She cleaned her hands from any fluff that had come from the couch and grinned to herself. Finally, with no more distractions, Kim walked off towards to the bathroom.
Then the doorbell began to ring.
Without realizing it, Kim had turned on her heel and was on her way to the door. She leaned up against the high-grade steel door and looked into the bulletproof peephole. A plastic Global Justice badge confronted her vision, she groaned. Kim massaged the bridge of nose with her free hand and unlocked the door, making sure to leave it open only slightly.
"What trouble does Global Justice need our help with this time?" she said in a rather annoyed tone, while still behind the door. "First, we happen to be rather busy at the moment. Second, I'm pretty sure it is my day off. And finally, I don't work for you people so please go away."
"I-I… can come back another time… if you like Miss Possible." That voice seemed oddly familiar to her.
Kim poked her head out to confront the interloper. "That would be great tha-…" Her pupils shrunk and her eyes opened wide. "Doctor Drakken!"
The shivering doctor showed a small grin and waved his hand slightly, dropping his ID in the process.
"Er… Hi." He managed to squeak.
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"Doctor Drakken!"
Shego almost jumped out her bath when she heard Kim yell. A wave of bubbles and water roared across the bathroom, extinguishing all her scented candles. She leapt from the bathtub and proceeded to slip in the bubbly puddle. With her cat like reflexes she kicked forward causing her to do a complete back flip and landing in a ten-point landing. She grabbed the nearest towel, which was a little small, and made her way out and to the direction of Kim's voice.
Shego rounded the corner to the living room and ignited her plasma powers. She took her usual battle stance and glanced towards Kim.
"What the hell is going on Kim? Are you hurt? Who's at the door?" She said in a matter of seconds.
Kim turned away from the door and opened her mouth as if to speak, but before she could Drakken poked his head through the crack in the door. A small bolt of plasma flew just above his head, nearly burning the tip of his hair.
"Eeeep!" came his normal girlish scream.
Shego flared her hands to an almost blinding state; the blaze reached well past her elbows. She swung her arms behind her back ready to unleash a full blast towards the blue man's head. As her plasma empowered arms made an arc back towards her front she was confronted by Kim's hand.
"Shego wait." Kim said sternly. "He has a Global Justice ID. Let's ask him a few questions before you go and plasma his face off."
With a flash Shego deactivated her powers. Steam rose from her arms as all the moisture from the bath had evaporated from the plasma's extreme heat. She let out a disgruntled sigh as she placed one hand on her hip and the other across her chest, holding her towel.
"Fine" she snuffed.
Kim turned back to the shaking ex-villain and opened the door fully. She gave him a quick once over before gesturing him to enter her home.
"The bag. Put it on the ground now." She ordered.
Drakken bent down on one knee and relieved himself of his backbreaking burden. With a sigh of relief he got back to his feet and faced the married couple. A bead of sweat slowly made its way down the side of his face. They looked a lot scarier than he had remembered.
Mrs. Kim Possible extended an open palm towards the doctor and directed him to hand her his ID. He placed his hand over hers and gulped. Looking back towards the door from over his shoulder he saw his ID lying outside. He looked back to Kim as she nodded her head. He ran to the door and picked the plastic tag up and returned to the fiery redhead, and placed it in her hand.
Kim studied the card front to back, looking for any flaw in the ID. She tossed it to Shego after her inspection and waited for her response. Shego scanned it thoroughly and bit the edges, just incase it wasn't made of the right material. She gave a quick nod to confirm its credibility.
"So Doctor Drakken. How did you get your hands on an authentic GJ ID badge? Are we going to hear of some agent being drugged or killed, then robbed of their tag?" Kim asked as she folder her arms across her chest.
"He most likely just drugged someone Kimmie. Drakken never had the balls to kills anyone, not even you." Shego added with a smirk.
"N-no… it's a real genuine ID card. I… I work for Global Justice now. Ask Miss Director yourself." Drakken stuttered.
Kim's eyes narrowed. "Ok. Let's say you're telling the truth about that. What's in the bag?"
"Some… peace offerings." He told her.
A confused look crossed Kim's face. She walked over to the giant duffel bag and carefully opened it. Shego took a step forward to get a better look and to make sure nothing in it were to go off. Drakken put one arm behind his head and started scratching his neck. Kim struggled to pull out the first item she could find. She held it out in front of her face and examined it. Shego recognized the plum colored device.
"The Sonic Annihilator?" She asked.
"The Sonic Mixer." Drakken corrected her. "It has some new safety features to make more 'public safe'. Just think of it as a mixer for the 21st century."
Kim turned her head towards Drakken, looking even more confused.
"It also does foot massages." He added.
"You're giving us a mixer as a peace offering?" Kim asked.
Drakken waved his hands back and forth in her direction. "But wait… there's more." He added like an annoying TV salesman.
He motioned for her to dig deeper into the bag to find more of his 'presents'. Kim spotted at least five more gifts, including the large box Drakken had under his arm. One gift caught her eye; it was shaped like one of her most cherished childhood companion. Without thinking she tore the wrapping paper off of it and revealed its identity. She almost squealed in delight. Shego let out an audible groan.
"Is this the Super Star edition of Pandaroo? They only made twelve of these!" She rubbed the stuffed animal against her face. Seeing a Flamingoat and owning her own Super Star Pandaroo? She was living the Cuddle Buddy dream.
The blue doctor was happy to see Kim in a mood other than what she usually showed towards him. A slight smile began to creep up on his face as he watched Kim cuddle with her cuddle buddy. He then noticed Shego with her face in her palm, mumbling about there being another one and having to share the bed with it now. He blushed for what seemed like a flash. The thought of Kim and Shego sharing the same bed, what man wouldn't fantasize? He shook the mental image out of his head and shuffled by Kim and reached for a smaller box. With a flick of his tiny wrist he sent it flying towards Shego.
Shego could hear the thing coming from a mile away. She reached out and grabbed her gift mid air. With several shakes that could possibly destroy what ever it contained she made sure it was not a threat. Her sharp talon like nail slid across the gifts green and black covering, the screeching sound of squeaking plastic caused both Drakken and Kim to cover their ears. The paper fell of the newly discovered CD case and a glittering logo with the words "MC Hunny" could be seen.
Kim pointed to the CD with her eyes half shut. "You are not listening to that if the girls are around."
Shego slouched and mouthed an "Aw man" as she lightly tossed the CD onto their couch. It's not like the girls have heard worse language from her, not that Kim would ever find out.
She turned her gaze back to Drakken. "So what's with the bribery Doc? Trying to make us forgive you for the stunts that you pulled these past years? Cause it won't be that easy." She put out an open palm and flicked her finger into a fist and then back to an open palm. "A little cash might make me forget." She winked.
"Shego!" Kim stomped with her hands at her sides.
Shego shrugged her shoulders, "Well I guess money bribes are out of the question. Sorry Dr D, but no forgiveness for you today."
The poor doctor was completely lost. Was Shego just being her usual sarcastic self? Or did she really mean it? His head slumped forward in defeat. He just wanted to make things right. But if Shego and Kim chose not to forgive him it was their decision. Drakken was just about to give up his attempt at reprieve, when Kim lightly pushed Shego out of the way.
"What Shego means is, giving us all these gifts won't help you much. Try explaining to us as to why we should forgive you." Kim said while giving Shego a quick and nasty looking glare.
"If we just forget about the whole pregnancy thing, the kidnapping and the clone of the monkey boy bent to destroy the world… then yeah, we could forgive you." Shego added with a hint of sarcasm, as usual.
"That's easy! It wasn't I who did those things to you all." Drakken confessed. He reached into his jacket pocket.
"Sure you didn't. Then who was it blue boy? Your 'more eviler clone'?" Shego chuckled.
Drakken's hand came out from his pocket and with it was a clear glass jar with a worn out label on the front. It looked like it was full of gray dirt.
"It was a clone." Drakken revealed with the jar out in his outstretched arms.
He didn't even see her coming. Shego seemed to vanish for a moment and appear beside him. Her clenched fist came down on the top of his head.
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