Authors' note
Okay so I know this story is moving quite slow, but we are trying to build up to where the actual fun begins. We have stuff to do at school and usually only work on this during first period. once Legolas and "Orlando" move along, we will bring Gandalf and the others into this, not to mention the adventures where Legolas tries to understand the world he is in. Just be a little patient and the story will start moving along a lot faster within the next chapter or two. I would also like to thank you guys for reading this, this was originally just a crack fic that me and my friend wanted to do in our free time, but since so many of you have seen it we decided to get more into this. If you have any suggestions later on about what Legolas should experience (McDonalds, Black Friday sales, etc) just put it in the reviews. Anyways, ON WITH THE STORY. lol just kidding, I also forgot to mention that there will be some "serious" chapters throughout this story. We decided to add some just to move the story along a little bit. They are more of transitional chapters than anything really, but the comedy will be quite light in these. I also am aware that my grammar is not that good, forgive me. I am not very good at English, but I am trying to fix mistakes I made. If you see any major errors that make it frustrating to read or understand, put it in the review and I will make note of it and fix it as soon as possible. I am more than aware at how annoying it is to read a fanfiction and it be a good plot, but the grammar just makes it more frustrating to read. Now then, ON WITH THE ACTUAL STORY FOR REAL!
P.s. I just remembered that I forgot to put a Disclaimer. I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS. (which should be obvious, but oh well)...
-Neth 3
Chapter 3
The two men gazed at legolas.
"what do you mean? I simply found you lying in the road while I was on my way home from a meeting for my next film. " The Orlando guy stated. Legolas looked between the two men. The one that looked like a human version of himself seemed to be confused as well. This gave legolas an uneasy feeling within his stomach. He was beginning to think that he was no longer on middle earth, but in an entirely different world. He looked out the window.
"these structures, the ways of their transportation, not to mention their immodest state of dress of their women: This is not Middle earth indeed, but then where am I?" Legolas thought. He turned back towards the two men. The other human male sitting next to the the one named Orlando was a disturbing sight to see. He was dressed in some garb completely different from the humans on Middle Earth wore. The best comparison that Legolas could think of was that it was a simplified version of noble attire, but less ornate and encumbersome. The man was fairly overweight and looked worse than the ugliest dwarf woman Legolas had ever seen in his first 1000 years of life. This man also seemed to be constantly irritated what with is face being in a permanent scowl, with beads of sweat sliding down his face. The man seemed to notice Legolas staring at him and made a hmm noise.
"Ah I almost forgot to introduce myself to you" the Orlando man stated." My name is Orlando Bloom. I am an actor. This man sitting next to me is my manager, he may seem like an angry old hag but he is usually polite." Orlando stated. Legolas nodded to him
"I am Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood." Legolas stated. he received odd glances from the two men.
"Right. Sure you are."
"Well. Considering the circumstances at this moment, I beleive it be fitting that you stay at my place until this is sorted out." Orlando said.
"Very well…" Legolas muttered.
Okay guys. This is the last part of the "Intro." From here on out the chapters with have a bunch of humor and will be a lot longer I promise. I will try to have the next chapter uploaded by Tuesday of next week. Thank you guys for reading this, we originally did not take this seriously, but considering so many of you have seen this we are just like "What the hell why not, this is hilarious and passes time."
-Neth