Hey! Sorry for the late update, it's just that I have other Fics to attend to that are harder to write than this one. But please be prepared for the contents of this chapter, because just so you know, I think this one is not very funny….
But anyway, here is the next installment of Twibasket!
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Now that Edward is out of the way, I can have Bella all to myself! Thought Shigure with glee as he crawled out of the hidden, perverted corner and looked around for Bella, who had seemed to disappear a few minutes ago. "Where is she?" muttered Shigure as he continued his search.
And while Shigure was looking around for Bella in that disturbing search, Bella was hiding outside the house, away from everyone, including her finger. As she sat behind a tree, Bella noticed someone walking by. "Who are you?" she snapped at them, not bothering to turn around.
"I'm Akito," the voice behind Bella echoed, causing her to turn around to face the figure. "And you are?" The voice added.
Bella, who was apparently crushing on Akito, mumbled back; "Oh, I'm Bella. You know, you're really hot…" She then stood up and tried to look as sexy as vampires can be, but in reality, she just looked awkward.
Akito looked at Bella as though she had just cursed out the Turtle Hats and said back to her harshly; "I'm a girl. And I'm as straight as a line too."
"Holy shit! But you… and…" Bella muttered in shock; but then, to make it seem like she was not the one who made a mistake, Bella shouted out; "Hey everybody! Akito is a cross dresser!" She then ran back into Shigure's house, leaving Akito staring at her both disgusted and shocked as Bella disappeared into the house.
Upon entering the house, Bella crashed into Shigure, and while he prepared to use another pick-up line, Bella stumbled back a bit.
Shigure grinned at Bella and then said; "Hey, Bella, you know I would go to the end of the world for you."
Bella just simply nodded, then replied coldly; "Yes, but would you stay there?" She then continued on walking, leaving Shigure with an expression pasted on his face that was eerily similar to Akito's.
And in all that time that Bella had spent in this chapter so far, she never noticed her finger crawling after her, feeling lonely and abandoned as it inched its way after her, unable to catch up…
But right as the finger was relatively close to Bella, roughly twelve feet away, Hana then took a step over it and all that could be heard was a soft squish! Hana did not notice it; she just kept up with the same pace as Uo, who walked beside her. They past Bella with little notice, walking over to Kyo with confused looks.
"What do you two want?" Kyo muttered, not really paying attention to the two of them.
Hana stepped forward. "Well, we had a question. We are sure you can answer it," she said, her eyes twinkling as she gave one of her unusual glares.
"Well, what are you going to ask? I don't have all day," replied Kyo.
Uo sighed and while placing her hand on her hip, she asked; "Do Shigure's vampire friends know about the Sohma curse?"
"Why would they?" Kyo answered, then after a pause, he flailed his arms and yelled at Uo and Hana; "Wait, how the hell do you know!? Did Tohru tell you two!?"
"No, we read the manga," stated Hana calmly.
Uo chuckled and said to Kyo with a grin; "What, did you not know that you are part of a manga called Fruit's Basket? Also known as Furuba?"
Kyo looked at them in shock and hissed; "Dammit! When did that happen?"
"It's an anime too," interrupted Hana, who was still speaking in that calm tone she used previously.
Kyo just fell to the ground with multiple twitches, muttering to himself what everyone else knew, wondering if the vampires (and Jacob) came from something similar as well; like a book.
"You think he'll be alright?" Uo said with a raised eyebrow, looking down at Kyo, who appeared as if he was having a seizure. Uo then nudged him with her foot, still glancing at him.
Hana nodded, and while grabbing Uo by the arm, they walked away, leaving poor Kyo in his mini seizure.
Shigure arrived on scene just a few minutes after Uo and Hana left, and while glancing down at poor Kyo, who was still twitching, Shigure muttered to himself; "Great. Not only is Akito standing outside the house in shock, but Kyo is having a mental breakdown…"
Shigure then walked a bit further and saw the slightly squished finger, which was lying on its "back" like an overturned Turtle Hat. Hey, it's that finger Bella bit off her hand in the previous chapter, he thought as he bent down to pick it up. She is probably going to want this back… Shigure pondered, skipping away from the "crime scene" with glee.
And as Shigure skipped out of sight like a little girl, Esme appeared, looking around in confusion. Following behind her were Carlisle and Tohru, who also seemed to be looking around for something in confusion.
Esme looked back at Carlisle and Tohru and asked them; "Hey, where are those three girls that broke in during the previous chapter? I haven't seen them at all in this one.…"
Tohru just shrugged and turned over to Carlisle, who everyone knew had connections with THE AUTHOR, so the look Tohru gave him suggested that he should know the answer, and he did.
Carlisle then answered as easily as it would have been if the question was concerning what his name was, he spoke out like a professor and said; "Well, I believe that THE AUTHOR has tried to lock them back in that Management Box. They might escape back here some other time though."
"That makes sense," Esme rambled, "but one of them took Emmett's Turtle Hat, so we need to get that back as soon as possible."
Tohru nodded and then replied; "But I don't think we have enough time to get the Turtle Hat back, because this chapter is almost over."
"So, do we wait?" questioned Esme.
"Looks that way, dear," Carlisle responded with a depressed tone as they all watched the clock, waiting for the chapter to end.
And while they waited, Shigure was looking for Bella yet AGAIN. It didn't take him very long to find Bella, considering that after only a couple of minutes, she crashed into him instead.
"Oh, Bella, you know I-"
"Stop with the pick-up lines!" she interrupted, raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms as well.
Shigure, although rather hurt from Bella's attitude, ignored it and said; "Oh, I was just going to say that I found your finger."
Bella looked at him with a grin as Shigure handed her the lonely finger; which was not quite as lonely anymore, and she poked at it quizzically. "How do I put it back on?" Bella asked, but upon doing so, Shigure just shrugged.
After a few minutes, Bella finally got her finger back on. But it won't be discovered until the next chapter that her finger was on backwards….
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Okay, so what did you think?
I personally feel a little bad for Kyo, who I'm sure is still having that seizure….
And I can say one thing about the Ocs taking Emmett's Turtle Hat; I want one too!
Well, just please leave a review and favorite this Fic. It may not be my favorite, but everyone else seems to like it!
