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But my laughter was cut short by Emmett saying "Bella truth or dare?" Oh crap I thought…

"Um..truth?" I answered nervously afraid of what dares Emmett could come up with. Emmett smiled and rubbed his hands together. "Okay Bella I've been wondering whats your bra size?"

Oh that wasn't bad. I thought it was going to be horrible. "Oh okay well I wear a B 34. God Emmett are you losing your touch or what?" Emmett smiled and said "No of course not! Rosalie and I just picked something up for you" Emmett pulled out a see through all lace bra. I blushed automatically.

Oh god I couldn't imagine myself owning something like that let alone wearing it. Edward to my surprise started to laugh. I elbowed him probably giving myself a bruise. He looked at me and said "He got himself the same one" I started to laugh as Emmett pulled out a matching bra that would be big enough to fit around him. Rose got up and got a blank tape and put it in the video camera.

Emmett threw me my bra . We both put the bra over our clothes and Alice blasted wannabe by spice girls. Emmett and I danced around singing "I'll tell you want want I really really want!" with Edward following me around because every two seconds I would trip over something and Edward would catch me and I would start dancing again. Finally the song ended and Emmett and I sat down. I was breathing kind of heavy but other than that I was fine thanks to Edward.

All of a sudden it got really quiet and then my stomach growled really loud. Edward chuckled. I hadn't realized how hungry I had gotten. "So Bella what would you like?" Esme asked in a maternal tone. '

I tapped my chin. "I would like a strawberry milk shake and onion rings" I said finally. Edward looked at me confused. "For breakfast?" He asked me. I glared at him. "what do you have for breakfast Edward?" My words coming out sharper than I meant them to. But I showed no remorse. Edward held up his hands in an 'I surrender' motion. Then Emmett said "someone's Pmsing" but everyone ignored him. All of a sudden Alice whipped out a strawberry milk shake and onion rings.

I smiled at her gratefully. I scarfed down the food faster than you can say junk food. Edward stared amazed "For such a little thing you can sure put it away" he said. I took this as a compliment and grinned at him. "Okay Jasper truth or dare?" Jasper feeling my waves of evilness rolling off me said nervously "Dare?" "Okay Jasper" I said smiling. "this is going to be bad because of what you did before. Just remember pay backs a bitch" I said referring to Edwards dare.

Edward looked at me stunned because I usually never swear but then he laughed. He grabbed my hand and said "This is one of the reasons I love you" I smiled and traced my finger on his cool thumb. "Jasper make Emmett act…'feminine'" Alice got a blank look on her face and then clapped her hands together smiling. "Okay" Jasper said smiling. Edward having seen Alice's vision said "Oh this is gonna be good" I smiled. Jasper got a concentrated look on his face then Emmett started yelling "Oh my boobies hurt so bad!!" He sounded like a whiney girl with a man voice. He clutched his chest that still had the lacy bra attached to it.

Then walked over to Edward and stuck his butt in his face and said "Does my butt look fat?" I burst out laughing. The look on Edwards face was priceless. It was a mix of disgust and humor. Edward stuck his leg up at vampire speed and kicked Emmett in the butt. Emmett being a vampire didn't fall but turned and looked at Edward and crossed his arms over his chest and huffed.

Then walked over to Carlisle and dropped into his lap. Carlisle was so surprised he didn't push him off. "Daddy if my butt gets fat will you still love me?" Emmett asked fluttering his eyelashes. Carlisle looking amused and anxious said "I'll always love you no matter how big your butt gets. Now Jasper I think that's enough"

Jasper sighed but obeyed. Emmett snapped out of it. Looking at Carlisle as he sat on his lap he said "Gross" and quickly rolled onto the floor. I was laughing so hard that my now full stomach was in serious pain. Then I realized that the video camera was still on and got everything on tape.

Awesome! I thought. Black mail!! Then Jasper immediately said "Okay Carlisle truth or dare?" Carlisle not wanting to end up on anyone's lap said "Truth" Jasper smiled. "Okay Carlisle have you ever played strip checkers?"

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