ALICE POV

The images flooded through my mind.

Nessie in WAL-MART with.. Mike Newton? Oh, he's a dead man.

I looked at Edward, to see the reaction I expected as he was reading my mind. Yup. He's a dead man.

I pushed myself to catch up to him as he sped to the car.

JAZZ POV

I gave up all pretences and pissed myself laughing (figuratively).

Until I heard a unknown thump come from the attic and the power went out. I could still see, but now. I was scared. Bella had turned quiet and was now still... OMG I KILLED BELLA!

I poked her stone cold immortal body, she whimpered, "clowns…" I heard another thud

and the door creaked as it slid open…

ED POV

Ooooooooooooooh

She makes me move
Magnetic forces and super glue
I'm not fighting, not fighting her

She gets me through
Words like money when rent is due
Now I'm buying, I'm buying and

Build a house upon a hill
We will have a thrill to sit still
Beach and city is our home
We won't need a loan or cell phone here

She makes me lose
(She makes me lose)
All of the pain like a healthy booze
I'm not dying, I'm not dying, no no

She's like the sun
(She's like the sun)
She's coming out at night and the light is gone
I'm just flying, I'm just flying on

Build a house upon a hill
We will have a thrill to sit still
Beach and city is our home
We won't need a loan or cell phone here

You make me move with magnetic forces and super glue, my dear
You get me through with words like money when rent is due, my dear

Well I got a feeling
I don't deserve this
But I won't preserve it
I won't desert it

And I got a feeling
I don't deserve this
But I won't preserve it
I won't desert it

I'm yours (4x)

Build a house upon a hill
We will have a thrill to sit still
Beach and city is our home
We won't need a loan or cell phone here

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Earning looks from many a car driver as she sung better than any human could and above any speakers volume.

I wated patiently for her to finish

I changed the radio station and her face lit up as quickly as it had fallen just three seconds ago.

"ALICE! IS THIS REALLY THE BEST TIME FOR SINGING?!" I finally screamed at her.

She just turned to me like I was crazy…

"It's Castledoor.." she said slowly.

Oh, what the hell. It's a twenty minute drive to Wal-Mart even with my driving…

I winked at Alice who looked like she might burst

and she turned up the radio to full volume - Fall out boy was playing.

Are we going up or just going down?
It's just a matter of time before we're all found out
Take our tears, put 'em on ice.
'Cause I swear I'd burn the city downto show you the light

...

MIKE POV

OMG wheres my baby gone? She had pointed somewhere and winked at me, instantly distracting me and when I looked down..

Candy had disappeared!

"Candy… Candy?!!!!!!" I screamed looking around frantically.

"Have you seen my baby?!" I shook a guy who was contemplating bath towels.

"No.. Hey, man does this go with these bathroom titles?" He shoved a phone in my face.

"Oh! No! How could you even look at that?! Clearly you need help!" I threw all the right coloured towels into his arms.

"These are just so soft too! You'll love it!"

He stared at me, skeptical.

I got flustered. He's kind of cute. No! Don't flirt..

I did the only manly action I could think of.

I ran.

I swung around into the Electronics section to see… Esme Cullen.

She was holding Candy who was looking at me solemnly.

Esme looked beautiful, her hair falling in waves around her shoulders and staring at me furiously with golden eyes. I was kind of terrified and in awe as she walked towards me gracefully, Candy in her arms.

"You found Candy!" I squealed trying to pry my baby from her arms. "Excuse me?" Esme looked at me like I was insane. She was kind of hot for a mum… drool! Esme stared at me silently.

"Excuse me, what did you just call her? This is my granddaughter, Renesmee. Bella's daughter." Oh no she didn't!. "W---WHAT!" I squealed, stamping my foot.

"Er.. this is my granddaughter you kidnapped." NO NO NO NO NO!

"No I don't know what you're talking about this is my daughter Candy – don't you think I know my own daughter?" I tried to steal my… Renesmee? From her arms.

Still they wouldn't give. Sigh.
"I'm sorry I assumed you were still a virgin. I'll be going now. You should be ashamed of yourself for kidnapping a small child!"

She slapped me across the face and stalked off, with a giggling Renesmee smirking at me evilly.

I bit back tears, watching them leave.

Bella... and Edward? Hot tears fell down my cheeks then I froze.

They're filthy rich! I could have held her hostage and Cullen would have paid big bucks.

"DAMNIT!" I shuffled off, muttering and occassionally yelling. People gave me a big bubble of space to walk through. Avoiding me.

No one met my eyes.

Sniff. Good they know a stunningly handsome, heartbroken successful man when they see one and they respect him.

NO WAY! The brightly coloured package caught my attention:

SEA MONKEYS.