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Finally, it's here after my long bout with writer's block! Chapter 4! Credit for this chapter goes to Mattaggot and lunera eclipse. Thank you for helping me unclog my brain! Now, this chapter isn't as funny as my other chapters, but you gotta give me a break. So this is a short little chapter focusing mainly on the Hardy Boys. I felt they don't get the attention they deserve in my story, so I devoted a whole chapter solely to them. Hope you like it!

SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL MY LOYAL READERS AND REVIEWERS. YOU MAKE WRITING THIS WORTHWHILE! I LOVE YOU ALL ^_^

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"Matty, can I have some M&Ms? Please please please please please?" Jeff bounced up and down, begging his brother.

"I just gave you a handful. What happened to them?"

"Wade and his friends took them. I also got an owie on my arm."

Jeff showed his brother a scrape on his elbow. Matt took a closer look at it. "Did they do that to you?"

"No, I tripped on my shoelaces and fell into a desk." Matt sighed and took a bandage out of his lunchbox and put it on Jeff's cut. He always carries some bandages around due to having a very accident-prone hyperactive brother. Jeff started poking at the bandage where his cut was. "My boo-boo says 'ouchie' when I poke it"

"That means that maybe you shouldn't poke it."

"And maybe you shouldn't eat sugar," a voice said behind them. They turned to see little Phil Brooks, whom the class nicknamed "Punk," with his friends Luke and Serena in tow.

"Punkey says sugar is bad," Serena said. "He told us we would be better off without it and we promised never to eat sugar again."

"Wanna know why Hardys? Because we're better than you in every single way!" Punk said.

"No you're not! You're not better than me at getting groomed by monkeys!" Jeff argued.

"Jeff, I told you never to say anything about that again!" Matt said, putting his hand over Jeff's mouth. "What if Drew hears you? He already thinks you're weird enough."

"So what?" Jeff said. "If he comes over here, I'll just chuck my crayons at him."

"You and your brother wouldn't have made him your enemy if you weren't hyper from sugar all the time," Punk said. "Me and my friends have fun without it. Why don't you be a good little boy and-" Punk stopped mid-sentence when he saw the tallest kid in class behind the Hardy brothers. It was Paul Wight, lovingly dubbed "Big Show" by the rest of the class. He towered over everyone at almost 4 feet tall, whereas the normal height for a four year old boy is 3' 3". *True fact. I looked it up.*

"Are these guys bugging you?" Big show said, cracking his knuckles to add emphasis. Luke was scared to death of the colossal boy and a wet spot appeared in his pants.

"Well, they-" Jeff started, but he was cut off by Punk putting a hand over his mouth to shut him up.

"No no, we were just having a friendly chat here with our friends," Punk lied. "Well catch you guys around, uh...buddies." The three children walked away.

Big Show put his massive hands on Jeff and Matt's shoulders. "If they ever mess with you guys again, just find me. I'll make sure they never bug you again."

"Thanks, Pauly!" Jeff said , shoving his M&Ms into his mouth.

"Anytime, Jeff. And Matt, same goes for you if Drew tries anything funny." The giant child lumbered back to his table to continue a drawing he was working on.

"He's really nice. I wanna be his best friend! Ooh, maybe he and I can play after school today," Jeff said, jumping up and down from excitement. (and from his sugar rush) Just then, Drew walks up and punches Matt in the stomach.

"That's for getting me in trouble with the teacher today!" Drew yelled, walking away and leaving Matt writhing in pain on the floor. Jeff looked over at Big Show.

"Hey Pauly! Matty needs your help sorting out a certain Scottish problem!"

~END~

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