Hi there!
sorry about the really late update!
Chap.4 coming right up! ;D
Enjoy la~
Recap:
Everyone is driving towards the beach house. Naruto and friends have experienced a car fight and have had makkas for lunch. After that, Sasori continues the drive. Ichigo and friends are driving along a high way when kon suddenly appears out of nowhere, causing an argument, therefore causing hitsugaya to crash into a tree. Byakuya calls for NRMA and they have now arrived…as well as the fire-fighters…
Chapter 4:
-The Meet!-
Ichigo and friends:
Rukia: Nooo! I'm scared of fire-fighters! Noooo! -hides behind Byakuya-
Byakuya: …
Renji: holy shit…
Kon: don't worry! They won't hurt us! They are- *water comes flying in his direction, knocking him out*
Rukia: see what I bloody mean?
Ishida: right…
Inoue:ooohh! i loooveee fire-fighters! they're soooo cool ya know? -runs towards the fire fighters-
everyone else: ...=="
nrma woman gets out of the car and walks towards byakuya and hitsugaya. Everyone else backs away slowly...
hitsu: damn...
byakuya: be prepared for this crazy woman...
woman: hi there dah-lings! you 2 must be the adults right? oooh! you must the guy i talked on the phone earlier today! -winks at byakuya- soooo...what are your names?
hitsu: we CAN'T tell her our real names *whispers*
bya: yeah, we'll just make it up then...*whispers back*
hitsu: yeah ok
woman: soo? what are your names?
hitsu: w-well! my name is t-tobler...t-tobler...
woman: TOBLERONE? OOOOHHH! THAT IS SUCH AN AWESOME NAME! *squeals*
hitsu: n-no! its not-
woman: ok! your name? -looks at byakuya-
bya: its...spong-
woman: SPONGEBOB? OMGOSH! I TOTALLY LOOOVEEE THAT NAAMMEE! OMGOSH! YOU GUYS ARE SOOO COOOLL! *squeals even louder*
bya: n-no...i didn't-
woman: sooo...are you guys available tonight?
bya and hitsu: O.o
woman: so?
bya: just fix the damn car, woman.
woman: r-right...totally!...-sweatdrops-
hitsu: finally! good job byakuya!
bya: ...
The nrma woman is having great difficulty fixing the car, with byakuya and histugaya looking on...unbothered to help.
After 15 mins...
woman: woo! finished! that was a good workout! sooo...are you guys still avail-
hitsugaya and byakuya run towards the fixed car, desperate to get away from the crazy woman. Everyone else sees this and also runs towards the car in a hurry. hitsugaya leaps towards the driver's seat, byakuya next to him and everyone else just dives for a free seat.
woman: nooo! don't gooooo yett!~
hitsugaya starts the car and drives towards the highway. The nrma woman sees this and starts her engine to go after them.
woman: I'M COMMINGG MY LOVELYS!
bya: shit...
ichigo: i agree =="
inoue: ooohh! its a chase! a chase! a ch-
hitsu: shaddup!
inoue: o-ok...
chad: ...
hitsu: grrr... -swerves violently-
bya: be careful. you don't want to crash again...
hitsu: mm..
rukia and inoue: OH NO!
hitsu, renji, ishida and ichigo: WHAT?
rukia: she's catching up! fast! Nii-sama, do something! -squeals-
bya: fine...-sighs- byakuya takes some pins, thumbtacks, spikes and needles out of his pocket and throws them towards the crazy woman's car, blowing out her tyres and causing her to stop.
woman: ARRGHH! COME BACK TO ME DAH-LINGS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
byakuya and hitsugaya ignored her and sped away...
everyone: yayayayyy! go byakuya! go byakuya! go-
bya: shut up.
everyone: y-yes...
chad: i think i see the beach house..
ishida: yeah! me too!
inoue: yyayayayy!
hitsugaya drives another few metres and arrives outside the beach house, only to see another car there already.
renji: i wonder who's that?
rukia: lets hope they're nice
everyone takes their belongings out of the boot and walk up to the beach house...
Naruto and friends:
Sasori is continuing the drive towards the beach house...itachi has turned the stero on full blast and everyone is singing along with music...or making up their own...
itachi: 'you spin my head right round, right round...when you go down, when you down down~'
sasuke: 'cut my life into pieces. this is my last resort. suffocation, no breat-'
itachi: i knew you'd sing an emo song, sasuke kun~
sasuke: shut up itachi! *blushes*
deidara: MY ART IS A BAM, BAM, BAM YEAH~ MY ART IS A BANG BANG BANG UN!
sakura: Cherry blossoms floating in the air one by one like a-
ino: nuh uh! mine is waaayy better! 'hey hey, you you, i dun like your girlfriend! no way, no way! i think-
sakura: it sucks! -sticks tongue out-
ino: what did you-
naruto: i love ramen. i love ramen. i love R-A-M-E-N!i love-
sasori: we get the point...
kisame: i love fishie, fishie loves me! We are a great big fam-ily!
everyone: =="
hinata: s-sasori-san? a-are we t-there yet?
sasori: nearly
tenten: im bored...
lee: DA POWER OF YOUTH EXPLODES!
everyone: SHUT THE HELL UP!
sasori: i think im deaf...
deidara: same here
tobi: I CAN STILL HEAR! WOOT!
shika: shut up...
sasori: if you don't shut your trap...i'll-
tobi: y-yes sasori-sama! i get it!
sasori: good then..
after 30 mins...
kisame: i think i see it!
itachi: see what?
kisame: what do ya think i see?
itachi: how on earth do you think i'll know, idiot!
chouji: im hungry...
neji: i see it!
naruto: see what?
sasuke: THE FREAKIN BEACH HOUSE YOU IDIOT!
everyone: r-right...
sasori: ok...we have arrived
sasori expertly parks the car and everyone else takes their belongings out of the boot. Itachi takes out his keys and opens the door.
ino: wow! awesome!
hinata: l-luxury! -faints-
chouji: whoa! hinata!
shika: better than i expected...where's the bedroom?
naruto: i want ramen!
deidara: shut up, un!
neji: hey! -runs towards windows-
tenten: what?
neji: i see them!
tenten: see what?
shika: the other group...dude..
everyone runs towards the windows and takes a look. The bleach group unpacks everything and heads towards the house.
sakura: THEY'RE COMING!
naruto: they look kinda scary...
tenten: omgosh! that guy with long black hair (byakuya) is so hot! *blushes*
itachi: how 'bout me?
tenten: no.
itachi goes to the emo corner.
neji: there's a white haired kid...
hinata: -just woke up- a r-red haired one?
deidara: just like sasori un!
sasori: ...
tobi: THEY'RE COMING!
ichigo and friends enter...
rukia: sooo...this is the-
-naruto and bleach characters meet-
everyone (except byakuya): OMGOSH! -hinata faints-
sorry bout the late update guys!
so sorry!
hope ya liked it ;D