Chapter 3: Love
Cathy: -taps microphone- Is this thing on?
Ed: No...You broke it last night playing Jeopardy, remember?
Cathy: -sweatdrops- Oh yeah!
Wrath: -sighs- Here...you can use mine. -hands Cathy a microphone-
Cathy: Yay!!! -hugs Wrath-
Roy: -turns on camera- Okay! Okay! What's the next word for our dictionary?
Cathy: I don't know! We'll check our next request. Why don't you go fetch the dictionary for us?
Roy: O.O What!? But that thing weighs a ton!!
Cathy: -waves hand- Quit yapping and get fetching!
Roy: -sighs- Why do I even let you push me around?
Cathy: -grins- Because I have your gloves, Flamey!
Ed: -backs away a bit- That's what scares me...
Roy: -sighs- Fine! -goes to fetch dictionary-
Al: -sweatdrops- Poor Colonel...
Cathy: Ahem! Anyway, let's see what our next request is! -opens up letter-
Alright, i'd like you to define the word 'love', please (:
-Maplefur-
Wrath: -smiles- Aw, love!
Cathy: Yay! One of my favorite words!
Ed: -glances nervously at Cathy- Oh no...
Roy: -comes back dragging dictionary- What the hell is this thing made of? Concrete?
Al: Ooooo! May I define the word? Please?
Cathy: -smiles- Okay! Go ahead, Al!
Al: Yay!!
Ed: -sighs in relief-
Al: -turns tword camera- Ahem...Well, love is a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
Wrath: -jumps infront of the camera- Yeah...there are many types of love!
Al: -blinks- Hey! I'm saying the defintion!
Wrath: I wanna help too! DX
Roy: You can both say it then shut the hell up!
Cathy: Geez, Roy! Dirty mouth! -slaps tape over Roy's mouth-
Roy: O.o Mmmmmm!!!
Cathy: -smiles- Continue, you two!
Wrath: As I was saying...There are many different types of love! For example...-punches Al-
Al: -falls to the floor holding check- Ow! What was that for? -starts crying-
Ed: Al! -rushes to Al's side- Are you alright?
Al: -sniffs- I think so...
Ed: -to Wrath- What the hell was that? -hugs Al-
Wrath: -grins- For example, brotherly love!
Ed: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Wrath: O.O AAAAGH!! -runs-
Roy: -snickers- Yeah, and then there's the opposite of love. Hate!
Cathy: -glares at Roy- Not funny!
Al: Brother, stop! I'm fine now! DX
Cathy: Oooo...-winces- You guys shouldn't see this...-covers camer-
-hears punching and yelling in the backround- -silence...-
Cathy: -uncovers camera- Okay, we're good now...-sweatdrops-
Wrath: -rubs bruises- Geez...I was only setting an example!
Al: -clears throat- Right...So, uh...there's other types of love such as friendship. And then there's, um...-blushes- sexual love...
Ed: O.O NOOOOO!!! STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEE!!!! -runs in the bathroom and locks the door-
Cathy: DX Aw, come on! I wasen't going to do anything!!
Roy: -sweatdrops- That's all the time we have. Come back when they're not all acting like idiots!!
Cathy: Hey! I heard that! -throws dictionary at Roy-
Roy: O.o Oh crap...-gets squashed by dictionary- x.x