disclaimer: no own, no sue
summary: naruto finds a weird portal to a different universe.
pairings(in 2nd universe): narusasu kibashino inolee hinagaara nejichoji sakutenten onesided-shikakiba
"talking"
'thinking'
Switched
Universe 1
Naruto had followed Sasuke all the way back to the Uchiha Estate and let himself in to find Sasuke pacing the halls. Naruto hid in a closet and listened closely to what the raven was mumbling.
"What the hell is Naruto's problem?.!. Why the hell did he kiss me? What the hell is he on? And why the hell did I like it?.!."
Sasuke massaged his temples as he racked his brain for answers to these questions. There was a possibility that the Naruto he knew was abducted by aliens and was brainwashed to believe all this weird stuff. Or maybe Naruto was just kidding him. If he was he was taking it to the extreme.
Naruto was confused. Sasuke didn't want the kiss but he liked it? He pushed the blond away but he liked what the blond was doing? Why would he push away in the first place? Did the raven forget their relationship or something?
"Okay Sasuke. Maybe you're just being paranoid", Sasuke said to himself. "Maybe that's not Naruto, but somebody else in a henge jutsu(a/n thats what its called right?)? I mean...Naruto would never kiss me, right? He's in love with Sakura, right? He doesn't love me." Sasuke sighed. He didn't know why. He just felt like it.
Naruto opened the closet door and threw his arms around Sasuke neck. He began to sob dramatically.
"Of course I love you, Sasuke!" Naruto cried buring his face in the crook of Sasuke's neck. The raven just stood there with a surprised expression thrown on his face and his arms hanging at his sides.
"I always have loved you and I always will! Don't you ever forget it! Oh! I never could stay mad at you." Naruto nuzzled Sasuke's neck which sent Sasuke flying back into reality. He pushed the blond away then jumped back about six feet.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM NARUTO?.!." Sasuke yelled holding his neck where Naruto had just lain.
Naruto stared at Sasuke in disbelief and confusion. Hadn't Sasuke just whined over how Naruto might not have loved him? And when Naruto throws himself at Sasuke with acceptance of his apology, Sasuke makes the blond fall on his butt. What was wrong with him today?
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? I throw myself at you and you push me on my ass!" Naruto yelled back.
"There's nothing wrong with me but there is DEFINATELY something wrong with you!"
"No there's something wrong with you!"
"No! You!"
"No! You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"Look, I don't have time for this! Get out of my house and never speak of that k-k-ki-s...Just never speak of today again."
"I told you. This is my house too".
"No, dobe, it's my house and mine alone."
"It's mine too and I'm not leaving." Naruto folded his arms and looked away.
"Get out."
"No."
"Get out!"
"No!"
"Naruto! Get out of my house!"
"It's mine too and I'm staying."
Sasuke sighed. "Fine, stay. Just don't bother me or touch any of my stuff". The raven walked away. Naruto stood up and walked in the opposite direction toward the living room. There was no way he was going to be put out of his house.
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