Hey all I'm back with another episode. I am mostly sticking to show's episode but just adding in Frankie parts as the bonus Jonas is barely used so I made him a little girl who is feisty and mean to them sometimes.
I own nothing but I guess I own Francesca as she is my own creation. And I own Emily Misa.
"Tough day at school?" Frankie asked as she followed her brothers up and watched them pass out on their beds.
"You could say that, I hate when other schools come to HMA, I ran all morning only to have to run the mile in PE" Joe groaned.
"Yeah life seemed so much easier before we were famous" Nick agreed.
She rolled her eyes. "Yeah yeah, you all whine so much, but I know you guys love this life you made" she said folding her arms.
Kevin stood up. He was only one who didn't fall on his bed instead just laid halfway on it.
"Yeah, I do love being noticed by millions of girls, I bet they think I'm the most handsome" he said.
"Yeah right, the girls love the guy with straight hair they can slip their pretty manicured fingers through" Joe retorted.
"No, they love the young one who can play a bunch of instruments and can sing like an angel" Nick argued.
Frankie rolled her eyes as they argued. 'You three crack me up' she thought.
The next day was Friday and everyone but Joe was downstairs. Frankie came out in a nice outfit and wondered where Joe ran off to this time.
Kevin had a microphone like in the movies. "Where did you get that thing?" she asked and he smiled. "I know a guy" he said and she chuckled.
"Course you do, silly me" she said and hugged Nick and Tom. "Morning Nicky, morning Daddy" she said to both.
"Morning princess" they both responded.
When she sat father Tom finally had tomorrow all planned out.
"Okay so tomorrow we got the radio interview in the morning, the photo shoot after lunch and then we have the benefit concert tomorrow night" he said.
"And the rest of the day is ours" Kevin said and Frankie laughed.
"Sure, if your not drained, you can read to me before you go to bed" she said and Kevin made an oh face.
"Oh right" he said.
"Would anyone like more toast?" Sandy asked as she finished buttering two pieces.
"I would" Frankie began but then Frankie turned with the microphone.
"Wait princess, can you please say that again mom?" he asked and Sandy yelled his name into the microphone making him jump.
"When did breakfast require a microphone?" she asked.
"Since Joe decided he liked late night pizza I'm guessing " Frankie suggested and Kevin nodded.
"Yeah he took the jet to Chicago for a pizza" he said. "Yeah and he got back late so were recording breakfast, he likes to hear the bacon sizzle Kev" Nick added.
Kevin began to record that and Sandy pushed it away. "Okay stop, go sit down this is breakfast not a breakfast meeting" she said.
"But mom…" Kevin said and Sandy snapped her fingers and he handed over his stuff.
"Joseph Adam!" she then yelled and Joe came down the last pole.
"Yes mommy dearest, what's happening? What did I miss?" he asked.
"Breakfast bro" Frankie supplied finishing her toast. She drank her juice as big man walked in.
"Hey Princess got your limo ready" he said.
"Filled with jellybeans big man?" she asked. "You know it, got every color but green, it's all jelly beanie good" he answered.
"Awesome!" she cheered and grabbed her bag. "Bye bye" she called grabbing her backpack.
"Bye Frankster" they called.
"Okay now to more important issues, that limo has issues dad" Joe said.
"Really? How so?" Tom asked. "Well who puts a hotdog machine so close to a trampoline?" he asked.
"Yeah, especially with him bouncing on it" Nick added getting a glare from Joe.
"Okay I'll move it away anything else?" Tom asked. "Yeah the frozen yogurt machine doesn't do swirl its either chocolate or vanilla, what happened to freedom of both flavors?" Nick said.
"And those massage chairs aren't very good, too much choppa not enough digga" Kevin said.
"Okay seriously, what are we a family of royalty? We have gotten way too big for our britches" Sandy cries.
"I got bigger britches for everyone" Stella interrupts and she moans.
"Good morning Lucas family, sorry I'm late my stupid brother hid my keys again so I had to hide his cell phone and laptop" she adds.
"Well glad you could make it, did you add the diamonds to the soles of my shoes yet?" Kevin asks and Stella nods her mouth full of toast.
"Okay this is exactly what I feared, Stella hon your more than welcome to stay but I just want to know why our promise to stay grounded if you all got famous suddenly died?" Sandy asks.
"Sandy relax, we are grounded and normal" Tom said and got a coffee from a coffee guy.
"Yeah okay so then tell me this, when is the last time you boys or your sister did a chore around here? Or all six of us ate dinner together as a family?" Sandy asks.
Nick, Joe and Kevin whip out a phone. "Okay it was three weeks ago tomorrow" Kevin replies first with a smile.
"Yeah, thanks mom for being so flexible with your schedule" Nick replies.
"Yeah, sorry to burst that Nicholas but this is all stopping now, no more breakfast meetings, no more limos and coffee guy is fired" Sandy said.
The boys look at each other and realize how serious it is.
"That me you want us to stop being JONAS?" Nick asks and Sandy shakes her head.
"No Nicholas, I just want JONAS to be kept on stage, in this house were the Lucas's and were going to start doing chores and eating together and being more real" she says.
He nods. "We can do that right boys?" Nick responds. "Yeah…we'll keep it real" Kevin agrees.
"We promise" Joe adds and Sandy gives them all a hug.
"That's all I ask" she says.
After school ended Frankie pouted at the limo being gone but she nodded.
"Okay fine, if it makes momma happy, I'd hate to stop being the favorite" she said.
"You are so not…." Nick said and she smirked. "Wanna bet?" she said and he shook his head.
"Come on guys lets go clean the house and make mom happy" he said instead.
"I'll go clean upstairs, Francesca make sure your room is spotless and Nick you vacuum while Kevin mops" Joe instructed.
"My room is clean" Frankie said. The guys went in and sure enough it was dust free and super clean.
"You are the strangest little girl" Joe said. She stuck out her tongue.
"FYI Joseph, I did this a few days ago because mom said I can have Macy's little sister Emily sleep over if my room was clean" she said.
"Well la dee dah, then you can help me then, you two get busy" Joe said.
"When is he the boss?" Nick said and Kevin shrugged. "He's not, I am being oldest"
"I'm smarter than you, I should be boss" Nick retorted. "Shut up and clean boys" Frankie yells as Joe piggy backs her upstairs.
"Shoot, forgot garbage bags, get like five or six" Joe said and Frankie obeyed.
When she came back he had pushed out a few piles of stuff. "What do you do Joey? Hoard everything under your bed?" she asked.
"I get lazy?" Joe questioned as he got out holding a rotten apple. "And disgusting" Frankie said grimacing.
"Well the apple is better than this…I think it was a sandwich" Joe said and she grimaced at the smell as he held up with only two fingers a moldy sandwich with lord knows what was inside.
"That's nasty" she said. "What? You don't want a bite?" Joe teased and she covered her mouth to keep from puking.
"You bring that near me and it goes on your head" she warned and Joe's smile vanished.
"Hold open the bag" he said and started throwing the sandwich and other foods and stuff away.
He put the good stuff on his bed he wanted to keep and it soon became a small hill.
"When is last time you cleaned that out?" Frankie asked as she tied up the bag and started the second.
"I have no idea sis, I really don't" Joe said slightly muffled as he was back under the bed.
A half hour later they filled six bags and Frankie shook her head. "That's sad Joseph" she commented.
"Come on, help me toss them down the holes" Joe said not bothering to respond.
"I finished my bed" Joe called out. "Yeah now it's not disgusting under there" Frankie commented sliding down.
"Wait what about the…." she added as Joe stepped out and winced as the girls grabbed her brother.
"JOEY!" she yelled and he soon came back in, his clothes all torn.
"We have some enthusiastic fans" Kevin remarked. "Yep" Frankie agreed.
"They took my socks without taking off my shoes…how do they do that?" he asked before fainting.
Frankie went upstairs and watched as the fans chased her brothers and they never seem to get rid of the trash.
They finally came upstairs. "Now what?" she asked.
"We tie Joe to one of those riggings and lower him down, he puts trash in bin, we bring him back up, chore done" Nick said.
"Your okay with that?" she asked Joe who had a camera helmet on.
"Why not sis? Were doing this for mom" he asked and she nodded.
Kevin latched Joe up. "Okay your code name is danger, after we lower you down we'll be in constant contact the entire time" he said.
"Just get in and out we don't need any heroes" Nick added.
"Is this how normal people take out trash?" Frankie asked.
"This is how Jonas takes out the trash" Joe said climbing outside. "Time to take out the trash!" he said.
"You watch too many gangster movies" Frankie commented as Kevin and Nick lowered him down.
Their plan didn't work as Joe was soon taken out. He walked back into the house using the door and fainted again.
"Wow, keeping it real sure is difficult" Frankie said.
They gave up after that and the next day after school Frankie found them sound asleep.
"I think their upstairs cleaning" Nick heard Frankie say.
"Look alive, their all coming upstairs" he ordered.
"No, too tired" Joe mumbled.
"Then look awake, we can't disappoint mom and she will be if we can't do simple chores, I mean we can rock a stage but we can't clean house" he said.
"What are you guys up to?" Tom asked.
"Just cleaning" Nick said and threw a rag at Kevin who fell down his pole.
"The pole is clean" Kevin said.
"Hey…wow are you all…okay?" Sandy asked. "We're fine" Nick replied vacuuming.
"Yeah, sure" Joe said dusting his starfish.
"Like why would you even ask?" Kevin asked appearing behind them.
"I told you they were being good and keeping it real, you have great boys" Frankie said and all three smiled at her.
"Well, they why isn't Nick's vacuum on?" Tom asked her.
"I'm rehearsing…vacuuming" Nick replied.
He shot Frankie a warning look who just smirked.
"Well I am touched you all are being so real and tonight's our family dinner with my fried chicken"
"Sounds delicious" Nick said.
"It will be but first can you take some of your old clothes down to the thrift store?" she asked and Nick nodded.
"Sure mom, we'll do it and be home in time for the family dinner"
"I am so proud of my babies" Sandy cooed and left with Tom. Frankie folded her arms.
"So exactly how will you get out of here when you all can't even take out the trash?" she asked.
Nick shrugged and she grinned. "Wait I got it" she said and grabbed Joe's scarf off his neck.
She then grabbed a shirt of Nick's and Kevin's vest and threw them to the fans.
"Have some Jonas" she said. "That's our good clothing" Joe whined.
"And now you all can sneak out while their distracted, hurry if I need to I'll throw more" she said and they ran.
"Thanks sis, keep them busy" Nick said and she threw him a thumbs up.
"Hey girls, hi I'm the princess" she said and the girls waved to her.
At the thrift store the guys were surprised to see Macy.
"So you work here Mace?" Joe asked and Macy nodded. "Yeah, my mom owns it so usually I'm here with my sister Emily" she answered.
"Hi guys!" she called. She went to them and whispered. "Sorry, my sister adores you" she whispered.
"We know, it's okay, we love our fans" Nick said. "Your sister said you was cool and I believe her now" she replied.
"Thanks, well anyway were just dropping off some clothes but then we have to go…" Joe said and a scream cut him off.
"No! she's got a camera phone" he cries. "If she sends that we'll be surrounded and mom will be crushed" Nick adds.
"No!" they all cry as the little girls finger sends it out.
"Uh oh" Emily cries covering her ears.
"Great, there is like no way out of here" Joe said. "No back door?" Nick asks and he shakes his head.
"I texted Frankie, she said she'll distract your parents" Emily says.
"For how long though? Our sister is adorable but even she can't keep them busy forever, we ruined mom's plans" Nick asked.
She shrugs. "Just trying to help Nick" she huffs sounding hurt. He walks over and hugs her.
"Sorry, just frustrated Emily" he apologizes.
"Well I guess I can help to by getting rid of this pest" Macy says.
"Hey I'm their number 1 fan" she says. "Ha" Macy says and opens her vest to reveal her shirt. "I'm their super fan" she says and pushes her out in time for Stella to burst in.
"Frankie texted me, so any ideas?" she asked.
"Nope, were just going to hang out" Joe said.
"Yeah, be us six in here forever" Nick adds.
"Yeah we'll never make it home for mom's dinner, our family will be destroyed and our lives are over" Kevin adds.
"Okay so fine lets just call your parents" Stella advises.
"No way, mom already believes we can't be a normal family" Joe says.
"Then the police" Stella says.
"No, we can't call every time we run an errand, how is that keeping it real?" Nick asks.
"Then what do we do?" Stella asks.
A knock on the door happens before anyone can speak. Emily peeks out and beckons the boys.
"It's Frankie, quick before the fans run in" she says and she opens the door and Kevin grabs his sister and Joe and Nick close the door.
"Mom and dad are real antsy…I told them I'd find you and not to worry but I don't think they bought that" she said.
"Great, were running out of time, we need to get out and fast" Nick said and she nods.
"Come on boys, where is the JONAS spirit I know and love?" she asked.
"Sis is right, remember when we took out the trash? We can do this gentlemen and ladies" Joe added.
"Okay so all we need is a plan, everyone think" Kevin says.
"All I can think is how awesome those shoes would look with those pants" Joe said and Stella smiles.
"That's what I was thinking" she said and the two did their handshake.
"I want to learn that" Frankie remarks. "I think Kevin meant to think how to get us out without being mugged" Nick scolds.
"Party pooper" Stella mumbles. "Now you know what I put up with" Frankie mutters back.
Everyone spread out and sat in the store all mopey and bored.
"I can't take it anymore! I'm so hungry, what if we die of hunger and thirst?" Joe exclaimed.
"He really is the diva" Emily whispered to Frankie and she laughed.
The child got up and found a mint in a purse. "Best thing about old purses…breath mints" she said and Joe took one.
"Okay so food is covered, I need water though, I think I'm suffocating" Joe cried.
Nick grabbed a jug of water that was beside him. "Calm down bro, we only been in here like two hours" he said.
Joe took a gulp. "Hint of lime yum" he said happier now and Nick rolled his eyes.
"Okay seriously, why do you three need to have the most recognizable faces?" Stella whined.
"I'll wear a disguise" Joe cried putting on a bowtie. "Don't worry everyone it's still me Joe" he said and the two youngest girls giggled.
"That's brilliant" Stella said. "Yeah, if only we thought of that sooner" Frankie agreed.
"Beggars can't be choosers kid, anyway we are surrounded by costumes, we can dress you handsome boys up and get you out" Stella said.
"Awesome, I'll go as Joe, Joe can go as Nick and Nick can go as me" Kevin suggested.
"That's good but we'll use it next time Kev" Stella said.
"That's what you said last time" Kevin retorted. "Give it up bro, you don't win with girls" Frankie said.
"I think this'll become a good song, Living life, life in the fast lane, not that bad, no we can't complain, whose to say that we won't keep it real" Nick said.
"Yeah, hold on tight, don't you dare let go, now's the time let the whole world now, you can shine bright but still keep it real" Joe and Kevin added.
"Come on go to the dressing rooms" Frankie said as they kept repeating it.
After about twenty changes the guys all came out as doctors after Stella got Joe and Nick to stop fighting as Santa's.
"You guys look cute in scrubs" Frankie remarked.
"Uh Francesca, I think they look good in anything" Macy corrected and she nodded.
Joe's phone rang then. "It's dad" he mouthed while picking up.
"Hi dad, yeah as mom requested were at the thrift store and running a little late because we found a lost bunny but we found it a great home" he said.
"Come on, were three doctors with an emergency" Nick said.
"Take my sister, she's unconscious anyway, maybe pretend she needs a hospital" Emily offered.
"Okay, Nick take her feet" Joe said while he lifted Macy under her arms.
"If only Macy knew she was being carried by two-thirds of JONAS, she'd faint" Stella said.
"Overwhelmed fan coming through" Kevin said and no one moves.
"She just puked" he said and everyone jumps aside. "See no girl likes gross stuff" Frankie said smirking.
Nick's phone went off. "Hey, yeah mom were good, being totally normal, why do you ask?" he asked.
"Maybe because you look to be in trouble?" Sandy suggested.
"Retreat!" Nick screamed as the fans screamed and everyone ran in leaving Macy behind.
"Guys! My sister!" Emily cried as the door was shut. "Macy!" all three exclaim and drag her in.
"Okay what happened? When did my rock stars become doctors?" Sandy asked.
"We…we were just trying to get out alone because we knew it meant a lot for us to keep it real" Joe said.
"Yeah, that's why we all came to help but unfortunately those fans are scary" Frankie added.
"Okay family hug" Kevin said and everyone hugged over Macy's unconscious body.
"Okay let's eat" Tom said. "Well, I saw you all weren't returning so we turned dinner into a picnic, I told you I was having a family dinner" Sandy added.
"You have food? Oh I love you mom" Joe said and grabbed a wing.
"This is best chicken ever" he said while eating. "Don't talk with your mouth full Joseph" Frankie scolded while trying not to get hit with chicken.
"Well don't worry, big man is coming and he'll free us" Sandy said.
"Those little girls are vicious, what a nightmare" he said coming in his clothes all torn.
"Okay can we do the jet here?" she asked.
"That's not keeping it real mom" Nick said and she shrugged.
"Well I guess I have to get used to fact my kids are superstars and we can't keep it real but we can try" she said.
"We did try mom" Joe said and she smiled. "And I'm a proud mom" she said.
"Okay another family hug" Kevin offered and they all hugged.
"Well okay I got an idea, lets give them mom's great potato salad and a pic with the boys and me" Frankie offered.
"May as well or were never getting out" Nick said. He opened the door.
"Okay one by one you may come in, get a picture and then please leave" he said and soon it was going smooth.
It was a few hours before the family went home but least they made about three hundred girls happy.
"Hey Nick do these sunglasses make my head look fat?" Joe asked later when they were relaxed.
"No your fat head makes your head look fat" Nick said.
"Where you going Kevin?" he then asked before Joe could retort.
"I will never be defeated, I'm going out, goodbye gentlemen" Kevin answered.
"Your insane" Frankie said joining in.
"Maybe, but I'll go out a hero sis" Kevin answered.
"Don't do it man, it's not worth it" Nick cautioned.
"Your throwing your life away man" Joe added.
Kevin ran out and the girls got the trash and not him. He came back in with a cheer.
"You did it bro!" Frankie said and Kevin twirled her around and high fived his brothers.
"Lucas's ROCK!" Frankie cheered.
It was just another normal day on JONAS street in an old firehouse.