A/N: LET'S DO THIS!
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo!
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Demon: Welcome back everyone!
Green: Who are we interviewing today, Demon?
Demon: Huh? Where is Vio? I told him to come!
Green: He's still scarred from last time with those cuccos and all that.
Demon: Um... 'Kay.
Shadow: So, are ya'll gonna interview me or what?
Demon: Ugh. HIM. Anyways, this is Shadow if you can't tell.
Green: (Growls)
Shadow: (Hisses)
Demon: THIS is why I wanted Vio to come. Anyways, Shadow, 1st question: How do you feel about being paired with Vio as his boyfriend?
Shadow: O_O W-What? People DO that? (Runs to bathroom but sees Tingle in it)
Tingle: TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!
Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Barfs in front of Demon)
Demon: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GROOOOOOOSSS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Green: o_O Um... No comment...
Demon: SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU BARF AGAIN SHADOW! (Gives Shadow Back-Handed Slap of Shame)
Shadow: YEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (Sits back down and rubs cheek)
Green: Um, 2nd Question: Why do you have those freaky sharp nails?
Shadow: Because they make me look scarier and demon-y.
Demon: Demon-y? Is that even a word.
Shadow: YES! IT IS A WORD BECAUSE I SAID IT!
Demon and Green: o_O Whaaaaa...?
Shadow: (Phone rings) Hello? Oh hey Vaati. Uh huh? 'Kay. See you then.
Demon: What was that about?
Shadow: I gotta go. Vaati wants me to torture Zelda again. (Disappears)
Green: Well, at least he's- WAIT! TORTURE ZELDA... AGAIN?! I GOTTA GO! (Runs out)
A/N: Well, there you have it! Next up will be TINGLE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! See you later!